What's a philosophy question? What should you do if you find one in the wild? Experts say to either make yourself look big or just play dead. Try it for yourself at the Philosophy Booth with special guest @nexumorphic! FRIDAY 8pm-12am EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Tonight we premiered the Philosophy Booth theme song! Enjoy! https://t.co/bwlHUCNkJE

Looking for professional philosophical advice on a budget? Watching your metaphysics bills up and wondering where you'll get your next ontological simple? Never fear, Philosophy Booth is here! Special Guest Philosopher: @jen_scarpati FRIDAY! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Looking for the discourse, atmosphere, and fashion sense of 17th century French salons, but on Twitch? If you have questions (or answers) bring your frilliest coats to the Philosophy Booth! SPECIAL GUEST PHILOSOPHER @BrandonPolite2 ! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Does scarcity create value? If you philosophize less often, will your understanding improve? There's only one way to find out! Get all your questions answered by the experts on staff at the Philosophy Booth! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Happy Burn Weekend!

Looking for esoteric discourse on the most abstract philosophical conundra with hippies on acid and dubstep baselines? Special Philosophy Booth hours all this week for digital Burning Man on #Sparkleverse! TONIGHT! 10pm-2am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF https://t.co/97Pp9Etlei

How many booths does it take to solve philosophy once and for all? How many philosophers does it take to turn on the light bulb in your mind? How many rhetorical questions can be asked in a row? Find out tonight on the Philosophy Booth! Tonight 8pm-12am https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing? What do we hope to see? Come find the rainbow connection with the lovers and dreamers on staff at the Philosophy Booth! Guest philosopher this week: Michelle Calabro! FRIDAY 8pm-12am https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Need help with the big questions? Looking for expert philosophical advice on the cheap? Come on down to the Philosophy Booth, where our highly professional staff is ready, willing, and able to walk you through your toughest dilemmas. TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

I would hedge your bets because if you root for one tree, they might throw shade at the others, which would leaf you in a place you canopy.

The garden has everything we hold deer, but after the vegetables got eaten I said, "Turn that fawn upside down!"

What is it about powerlessness that turns you off? This is my current dillema.

Stop by the Philosophy Booth tonight and learn how philosophical practice can be made into a quantitative discipline, measured in standard booth-years! (1 booth-year = 1 unit of philosophical progress) Get your booth-year started TONIGHT! 8pm-12am https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Are you brave enough to admit there are things you don't know to the people that do? Bring all the intellectual courage you can muster down to the Philosophy Booth tonight and give us a piece of your mind! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Be the rubber stamp you wish to seal in world.

Diggin’ this vibe. Yes, the Dj’s.

He thought it was a ground hog, but it turns out it was just gopherment oversight. @eripsa

Are you currently on fire? Are you being engulfed in flames as you read this tweet? If so, check out the Philosophy Booth tonight as we roam the Virtual Playa Del Fuego! It'll go great with your outfit. 🔥 TONIGHT 8pm-12am EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF https://t.co/xJoyD04Gc3

In search of a life worth living? Stop by the Philosophy Booth tonight and have our professional staff conduct a thorough examination. Remember: Socrates was cancelled for this! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF