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A Philosophy Booth is a place where you can talk to professional philosophers to answer your most pressing questions. It's kind of like diy build-a-bear for the mind. TONIGHT 8pm-12am EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

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Philosophy Booth is an inclusive resources for all your philosophical needs. Last month we discussed cat cognition and brainstormed alternatives for "lame" (try "bogus"), and @Hiplomat1 made a song. What on your mind today? TONIGHT 8PM-12AM EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

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Three philosophers walk into a bar. They spend the next several hours drinking and talking about nothing in particular. The punchline is the absurdity of existence. Philosophy Booth TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

Philosophy Booth (noun): An inclusive space for open-ended philosophical inquiry and reflection. A compact agora. Philosophy Boothin' (verb, informal): To hold space for a Philosophy Booth. WE'RE PHILOSOPHY BOOTHIN' TONIGHT! 8pm-12am EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

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Philosopher think good. You ask question. Hard question. Make brain hurt. Philosopher answer question. Good answer. Make brain strong. Strong brain make more question. Strong brain live good life. TONIGHT! 8pm-12am EST https://t.co/Vmg9MTfQDF

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