He’s not a Tory btw #Traitors

Hugo is a barrister. Hugo pays people to “middle manage” him. Now I know he hasn’t won, if I was Hugo’s practice manager I’d be managing every single case in his diary right now by pressing delete. #Traitors

Oh matec

They didn’t listen to Joe from the start because CLASS SYSTEM #CelebrityTraitors

One of them should have chosen a paedo support charity for a bit more jeopardy #CelebrityTraitors

HOW CAN THE FAITHFULS THINK THAT THE BBC WOULD HAVE CHOSEN THREE MEN TO BE TRAITORS #CelebrityTraitors

I hope they vote David out so I won’t have to keep reminding myself he’s in there #CelebrityTraitors

Friday

Might have a large Scotch #CelebrityTraitors

Just find someone who’s not a ‘brilliant traitor’ and vote them out then

Rubbing my hands together like Mr Burns

YESSSSS

Just realised all the poshest ones are the most boring ones. Except for Celia obv. #CelebrityTraitors

I keep forgetting David’s in it

Stewart Lee’s let himself go

Thursday

Elon can’t compete with this ledge

Big Ed’s my local MP. For the first time ever I’m tempted to vote for him next election.

‘Scrunchie? No harm in it’ has just made me laugh far too much #ThePaper

Best insight by a long way into the Kirk shooter I have seen laying out the dark internet land he lived in