Went to grab food after driving for 3 days and these people are genuinely looking at us like, "Oh, what's that cute little cloth over your mouth? I've never seen something like it. So strange. Can you even breathe?"

Hi from Florida. The rumors are true. They really don't know about COVID here. Maybe their internet is just broken? And their TVs?? But they've been at the beach so they didn't notice yet?? Sure it's been 10 months... but maybe? Right?!

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Also to clarify, we are not moving to Texas, but traveling across the south to get to Florida. All that matters currently is that my heart belongs to New Mexico now, so everywhere else can kick rocks.

Driving all the way through Texas is basically just eating barbecue and trying not to hit deer. The national Texas pastimes.

This was my view yesterday as I left our home for the last time. The moving company was still packing our boxes into the truck when I got in my car and cried the whole way to Texas. I will miss New Mexico with my whole heart. And I will be back one day. 💛💙

It's my last day at my library job and they gave me flowers and a beautiful card of genuinely lovely notes from the nicest people, and no, I'm not okay. Terrifyingly close to allowing myself to feel all the feelings but I DO. NOT. HAVE. TIME.

girls don't want a boyfriend they want to be this drink as it's passed between Kristen Stewart and Aubrey Plaza in blazers (gif credit: https://t.co/CEirafcNIJ)

Nothing like showing your house to prospective buyers and hearing every one say how lovely your home is to really make you cry about leaving because YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT IS LOVELY AND IT IS HOME

Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies

Thankful for Ariana Grande's 34+35 today and every day, for giving us the line, "I been drinkin' coffeeee", which I now sing every morning.

It is truly devastating that I just got a bill for $800 for my trip to the ER when I cut my finger. I have health insurance. They rinsed my hand, put a small line of glue on it, and gave me a cheap splint. I should have just risked bleeding out, tbh. The system is trash.

I had such low expectations for The Phantom Menace that I'm over here like, "Awww yeah, bby Anakin, you win that race that for some reason is taking up this entire movie! You prove them all wrong!" *3 seconds later* "But seriously FUCK Jar Jar Binks."

I swear this is the fifth time we've sat here arguing over which Star Wars movies I have and have not seen. Then I watch all the trailers and still can't remember for sure. I'm just certain I saw Rogue One. So we're starting over. Just real quick.

Selling a house and an airplane, leaving your job and your favorite state, packing your life, and moving across the country in two weeks... during a pandemic. Just me? Anyone else?

*White male monsters. Rage tweeting book reviews leads to typos.

We have enough while male monsters in real life, thank you. Nobody needs to read a whole book about an entitled, narcissistic POS who screws over good people left and right, as it benefits him. This can totally work in a book. But there was NOTHING ELSE. ARGGGHHH.

I can't believe how angry I am after reading The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Just wow. A whole book about a character who, that's right, has no redeeming qualities?! For a few minutes you think, okay maybe, but no. No no. How did the publisher okay this? In this economy?!

This morning, we were all, "Do you think we could sell this house ourselves? Maybe we should just put a sign out front." BF put a sign in the yard at 10:15am and got a call from a neighbor at 10:30 making an offer. Oh. Okay.

bookshelves need to be given a light dusting every now and again or gremlins can creep in