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Ladies I’m going out on a limb here by claiming I speak for the majority of men…… you know when you spend your money having fuck knows what injected into your lips? We think you look fucking ridiculous 🤷🏼‍♂️

I went to see Joker 2. This pretty much sums it up in 13 seconds.

Parents impacted by Hamilton Lodge's closure, a deaf school in Brighton, are urging the Government to review the availability of specialist provision for teaching deaf children. Every deaf child deserves the right support to thrive. Read the petition 👇 https://t.co/12iNnYDpCA

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I love when all the arts and crafts come home from school. It’s my second favourite day of the year, after flying ant day. #schoolsout

When my dad passed away I drew a comic about my relationship with him. 13 years later and it was my mum’s funeral today, so I wanted to draw something to honour her too. Goodbye mum, love you very much x (TW: losing a parent)

When the Apple Store’s request for feedback inadvertently makes you sound like a sl*g. #Apple #applestore

🤯LOOSHKIN BOOK 2, ceremoniously titled OOF! RIGHT IN THE PUDDINGS! is published TODAY! 🚀More unhinged surreal comic adventures with the bonkers blue cat! 🥸Pigs! Fish Fingers! Goths! Speedboats! Suitable for all ages! 💖RT this tweet for the chance to win a signed copy!

My son: “Shouldn’t it be called Bad Friday, seeing as he was nailed to the cross?” He’s got a point. #notsogoodfriday

Thank you Claire Coutinho MP, Minister for Children, Families and Wellbeing @educationgovuk, for agreeing to work with us on the new apprenticeship for Teachers of the Deaf in today’s Westminster Hall debate on the specialist workforce. #SENDInTheSpecialists

Liz Truss walks the way you do when you’re being collected from a house party by your dad and are trying to look sober. #LizTrussPM #liztruss

💚🧡💙 Big positive vibes for all ASC kids going back to education this week. We know this can be hard so remember your child’s needs come first, if they can’t make it in, so be it, just because it’s schools first day, back doesn’t always mean it’s theirs 💚🧡💙 #ASC #Autism

Liz Truss is a liability. #battleforno10 https://t.co/ra7XbD0VEp

You can always rely on a woman to get the job done. 😉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏆

A huge thank you to Lord Hunt @LordPhilofBrum! He has once again highlighted the need for an increase in Teachers of the Deaf during a @UKHouseofLords debate on the Schools Bill. #Deaf #SEND @educationgovuk #SchoolsBill **BSL translation and subtitles provided by @NDCS_UK

Been at a local school delivering sexually harmful behaviours training this morning. Happy to run a workshop for conservative whips office.

Today I ate a dog treat that was in one hand instead of the square of chocolate that was in the other. #adhd #distraction #femaleadhd

I’ve discovered my ADHD superpower. Being able to eat toast I’ve reheated a hundred times without breaking my jaw. 👍🏻 #adhd #femaleadhd #womenwithadhd #adultadhd

Wore a very modest looking blue shirt at pick-up and my son came out of school and said: “Ooh, look at you?” Turns out you set the bar pretty low when you usually wear clothes with holes and paw prints.