Rodrick Heffley
@HeffleyRoderick
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(Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper
Joined October 2018
I'm not in this photo, judge said I was too autistic to get drafted. Hope they target Manny first!.
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Just witnessed Greg insert an entire bowl of porridge into his ass.
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This fuckass tweet of me playing geometry dash resurfaces like clockwork every 4 months for some reason.
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I miss the vibrator ads under every popular tweet.
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Okay can this happen to my brother Manny now.
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This is the most accurate drawing of him I think I've ever seen.
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Just so you know, Rodrick Heffley is a very common name!.
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I got it out.
Figured I’d break this news before he does, but @HeffleyRoderick currently has his dick stuck in a cheese grater. Pretty funny tbh, we’re taking our time calling 911 because we want the moment to last longer.
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