Greg Heffley
@GregHeffley2011
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Greg Heffley, 12, parody, “niche internet micro celebrity”, former Pope, professional woman respecter, Bikini Bottom Intelligence Director, VP Candidate
Surrey Street
Joined July 2023
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Rowley and he said don’t call me, don’t come by my house, we’re done . Anyway, think he’s on his period or something.
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She’s still going?? 😒
It’s SNITCHING TIME ⏰.
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I just KNOW Rowley’s big ass loves to see this.
McDonald's has launched an XXL shareable version of their fries called "Fans Fries" in Malaysia
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Personally:. Damn: yes.Shit: yes. Fuck: yes.Idiot: yes.Hell: yes.Bullshit: yes. Crap: no.Bitch: yes.Motherfucker: yes.Son of a Bitch: yes. Jerk: no.Dick: yes.Heck: no. Piss: yes.Bastard: yes .Douchebag: yes.Pussy: yes.Prick: no.Cock: yes.Cunt: no.Twat: no.
Words People Say They Use Regularly:. Damn: 55%.Shit: 54%. Fuck: 47%.Idiot: 44%.Hell: 42%.Bullshit: 43%. Crap: 35%.Bitch: 34%.Motherfucker: 32%.Son of a Bitch: 30%. Jerk: 29%.Dick: 22%.Heck: 20%. Piss: 19%.Bastard: 19%.Douchebag: 18%.Pussy: 14%.Prick: 13%.Cock: 12%.Cunt: 10%.
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You can drive infinitely on a roundabout and not leave, the police officer's mind cannot comprehend this.
You can drive 84 hours in France and still be in France. The American mind cannot comprehend this
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I thought we had this redacted.
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Community.Parks and Recreation .30 Rock.Abbott Elementary .Ted Lasso.Boondocks. Not necessarily in that order.
In you opinion, what is a 10/10 tv series?.
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TRUMP: WE ENDED THE WOKE.
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Too far man
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Where were you when he stopped cheering?
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