Two nights ago, a music Industry insider spent hours telling me all about Mr. Eazi’s business portfolios. I came to a conclusion that contrary to popular opinion, he’s not the broke one in that his relationship.
The BBN celebrity status is too fickle and exerts unnecessary pressure on someone who only 90 days back trekked to the audition venue.
I’ve heard of former HMs that are in the DMs of every brand begging for N100k jobs, and others that sleep around to maintain the lifestyle.
Re: Mikel Obi.
As African men, we understand that black tax is a responsibility, but when left unchecked can quickly become a burden.
I didn't understand why my dad was hiding me from family members until I went behind his back to distribute money to them. My eyes wan peel.
Employed vagina hits differently.
Every young guy should test being in a sexual relationship with a working lady who can uber/drive her way to your house, collect premium knacks and still engage you in intellectual discussions while you're both naked.
The current record holder was making sandwiches and she’s out there cooking 15 course intercontinental dishes. Can’t be me.
If na me I’m boiling water. Everybody come with your Lipton.
The irony is I was serving in Jos when Mikel was playing in Chelsea.
His family lived like Kings. Ask any J-town person.
I'm talking about fancy cars, properties, businesses, etc.
It's peak fooling and ignorance to say he didn't do anything for his family.
When Messi wins his 6th Balon D'or today, the GOAT debate has ended.
We will now turn our banter focus on icons; like Messi Vs Michael Jackson, Messi Vs Leonardo Davinci , Messi Vs Abraham Lincoln, etc.
I don't want to mistakenly hear Ronaldo's name again. Are we clear?
I have now invited 4 female friends to my birthday lunch, and each one has come up with the excuse of not having what to wear, because they know Harri would ask them to pick any gown and send the bill across, but I’ve stopped that rubbish.
Make everybody dey their mama house.
Ter Stegen by statistics has been the best goal keeper in Europe in the past few years, but because he doesn't add special effects to his saves like De Gea, nobody rates him.
They saw the name Chinelo and their Igbophobia jumped out. They were sure she was lying. Just another Igbo handle trying to defame their leader.
If an Adamu had tweeted that, I can assure you the reactions would have been different.
A man named Don Jazzy gave you that’s a man money to pick students. You come begin air young men interested in learning how to code.
The game is rigged against us men, but God our father fights for us.
- Stake in La Casera
- Festivals in Ibiza, UK, Holland
- Hotels in several European countries
- Owns a fleet of jets for rentals
- TedXAfrica
- Oil, gas, tech, entertainment, pharmaceuticals
- Signed, shot over 100 videos & promo for over 100 artists
And he still takes Uber 😅
The way my baby brother is moving, if we allow him go to a Federal University, he will become number 1 or executioner in his 100 Level second semester.
Private school recommendations please?
Abba Kyari's daughter that was always disrespecting Aisha Buhari is about to experience what it means to be under the same roof with Patience Ozokwor.
She should ask Nkiru Sylvanus for past questions.
7 years ago Audu Maikori, the CEO of Chocolate City Music took 10 young persons to lunch, mentoring & sharing career tips with us.
Today, Deola works for a subsidiary of Sony Music, Rik is a decorated Airforce officer, Kalu is a road manager for Davido, Faith has a thriving biz
If 15k is the budget you’re setting aside for a date between 2 people, you should re evaluate your decision
better make everybody talk for roadside or inside car then go their papa house after
3 gorgeous Yoruba mums on my tour boat enjoying their lives, recording and speaking about their last vacation to Honduras.
Each time I want to do something nice for my mum she tells me to give her the money so she can put into her business and expand her shop.
Igbo women <<<
I have accepted my destiny as the Igbo husband of a gorgeous Oriaku whose sole purpose is to consume my money, watch Korean movies all day, own a beauty business for owning sake and give birth to beautiful kids.
You cannot fight 700 years of genetic evolution.
Guys! I'm at Davido's concert & he's singing with a life band and turning his hits songs into acapella and blues renditions. This guy clearly rehearsed AF, none of those lip sync BS.
You can call him anything, but mehn, he works hard on his craft.
#AGoodTimeWithDavido
My University course mate who left for the UK after school just bagged her PhD, while I’m here about to suck fuel from a Jerry can into my car tank with my mouth.
Prostitution. Had a divorced mother of 3 on my case when I was serving in Jos. One time I was broke and I needed N10k tfare to go to Lag, so I asked her for help. She drove to my house, put N120k cash on my bed & said it's for my flight & all, only if I kiss her. I ate her lips.
Sex for Grades was conceptualized, pitched, researched and co-produced by Oge Obi.
Kiki Mordi was simply hired to do the TV narration part and somehow it blew. But that’s not a problem.
The problem is she’s winning international grants worth millions and refusing to share it.
De Gea can save Nigeria's economy
De Gea can save PDF on Calculator
De Gea can save your marriage.
Ordinary right footed back-pass from Messi, he opened his armpit like Gillette advert. 😂 😂 😂
Air Peace canceled my flight and in my presence invited Atilogu dancers to come entertain their staff as they celebrate their 7 years anniversary.
I dey one side dey boil, Air Peace staff were dancing traditional dance steps in my front.
It’s the audacity for me.
One of the Kuje Prisoner has voluntarily surrendered. He said this wasn’t the economy he left in 2014.
He’s going back to where he would at least get free food.
Eden Hazard: My dream is to win back to back La Liga titles with Real Madrid, just like how Ronaldo did.
Reporter: Ronaldo won back to back La Liga titles?
Eden Hazard: No, he dreamed as well.
Once in a while we (Nigerians) need to leave Twitter (where we all live in Lekki, eat N15k spaghetti, use someone’s N400k salary to buy hair and earn in USD) and exist in the real world.
Burna Boy told Stefflon Don: "You cannot be going outside like this oh" and Nigerian girls are awwwing. They temporarily forgot about Patriarchy and how men can be controlling. If it was one Asiwaju look alike now, guns will be blazing.
My guy hustle oh... 😂
Asemota's tweet actually saved me:
“Nothing impoverishes a man more than unbridled generosity” - Prof Gabriel Osuide."
I am a natural giver, so I still struggle with pushing people away. But I've now learnt that with or without you, your family members will be fine.
Lol. It has been revealed that Chloroquine cures Corona virus and now It all makes sense why no African died of the disease.
Nigerian hospitals used to give us that drug like candy, growing up. If you search our systems, I'm sure you'd still find remnants of the drug inside. 😂
So the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) can’t organize a stakeholders workshop, invite this guy as a keynote speaker, and whip his life with stethoscopes?
I once tweeted that Nengi is a walking billboard.
Just came out from her IG page. 90% of her content are branded posts. She’s unarguably a top 3 most sought after and commercially successful ex BBNaija HM ever. Up there with Ebuka.
My mum sells frozen foods, please come and patronize her. 🙏🏽
I’ll be at her shop today helping her to sell in anticipation of the crowd, so you get to buy quality and affordable chicken and see a fine boy for free. 😌
Kanye West is a billionaire today because he doesn't have to give Kim Kardashian money for her hair & MTN credit, daily.
He takes care of business & the major expenses, while his wife takes care of the homefront & minor expenses.
May we never get married to a Liability, IJN.
No fuel. No light. The cost of living is skyrocketing. The economy is in shambles. Insecurity is at an all time high.
And no protest.
Nigeria is a dictator’s paradise.
That budget broke me more than I realized cuz there’s nothing this government does for me as a tax paying resident.
I pay for my own water, light, security monthly. Then when I drive out I have to dodge shock damaging pot holes, just for the Governor to be buying N7m perfumes.
Mrs. Solomon Ndidi - 09050603563, 07032601474
She’s the Principal of Deeper life high school where Don Davis was repeatedly beaten and raped.
Please call her and ask her why she’s trying to intimidate Don Davis and his parents.
#JusticeForDonDavis
Let me break it down!
Someone tracked FemCo’s wallet and discovered that they moved about $30k, over N17m.
When they were told, they said it was moved during
#EndSARS
, but that the transaction didn't get completed until 4 months later. 😂
A blockchain transaction? 4 months?🤣
LMAO. Not Nigeria tech/VC Twitter shocked over the fact that Iyin doesn’t know how to write a line of code.
Hopefully, you developers and technical guys start to put some respect on Sales/Marketing/BD/Growth talents.
“Arewa boys show off RR & private jets during Salah*
Nigerians: My vag*na is tingling.
*Igbo boys spray money at an event*
Nigerians: This money should be used to develop their communities.
You all can’t even hide your Igbophobia and let us shine? Keep donating your tears.
Competition is tight in every Industry and that’s why you have to focus on Product-Market fit from day one:
1. Using data, determine your target audience: Yahoo boys, tech/finance bros, Sugar daddies, etc. Consider metrics like TAM and purchasing power. Data is key here.
You don't need to be an economist to know that when some of the world's biggest International businesses start to exit your country, you're about to experience a disaster of biblical proportions.
Unilever, GSK, Evans Medical and now P&G. Brace up for Emi Locust.
Let it be on record that Aunty Kemi is the first Nigerian that the Police asked "What did I do? Why do you want to arrest me?" and also brought out their phones to record, with the intention of showing it to Segalink.
Where your craze stop, na there another person own start.
This is just a lie. I will never understand why people try so hard to undermine the hard work of others.
@kikimordi
did the work and deserves all the awards she is getting for it.
I'm aware (from a very reliable inside source) that brands are currently lining up to partner with Hilda.
My advice: Don't let 1 kobo escape. Create a premium rate card and suck in everything that you can right now. That babe should be riding a brand-new GLE by this weekend.
I have a life outside of crypto.
Don’t see me at an event with a hottie and start asking me “bros, which coins dey hot right now?”
I fit nod your left eye.
$200k for MBA in Darden Business School.
₦9.5m for MBA in Lagos Business School.
Might just settle for Uniport or something. At least, I go rugged before I graduate.
Or should we talk about the intense withdrawal symptoms, how the validity of your fame only lasts 365 days and as soon as the next set of new HMs are announced, your depression skyrockets.
I wish these new guys goodluck. They don’t understand the world they’ve been thrown into.
The Nigerian Music Industry is rife with folks whose alternative source of income is also fraud, but they all keep a low profile.
Uncle Naira Marley thought he was immune cuz he knows Olamide. By the time you're out, you'll switch to Gospel music & be featuring Frank Edwards.
A huge blow to
#RhodaJatau
's supporters and defense team as Bauchi High Court rejects her bid to have the
#blasphemy
charges against her thrown out.
CSI will continue to press for her release.
#freeRhoda
You’re an ordinary person, you get on the show for 90 days & all of a sudden people expect you to be flying private jets, driving Tesla, dinning at Sheraton & rocking Gucci.
It’s why when people tell me to go for BBN, I just laugh. Societal expectations are killing your faves.