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@HarlemMC

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Comedy Lover | Tech Lover | Data Management, Technology & Governance l Columbia Alum | Womanist | Pro-Black | ADHD | Live on Black Twitter

Pre-gentrified Harlem
Joined November 2012
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@HarlemMC
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I’M ROOTING FOR EVERYONE BLACK *Exclusions apply
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@HarlemMC
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She’s 51 with a 31-year old son and they had been together 7 years so imagine thinking a beautiful and wealthy 44-year old woman with a 24-year old son is gonna start all over again and have more kids for you? lol Men have all the audacity.
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A conflict that led to the divorce of Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara was kids as he wanted to have them, and she did not, TMZ reports.
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This is the one
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Good. Either fetuses are people or they’re not. Can’t have it both ways. The state is going to have to release her or argue that a fetus isn’t a person with all the rights afforded to people.
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NEWS: A pregnant woman in Florida has argued that she should be released from jail pending her murder trial because her fetus is innocent.
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He photographed the wedding as a FAVOR to the groom (his friend) & agreed to accept $250 & work from 11 AM to 7:30PM. At around 5 PM, he told his friend that he needed to take a break to eat. Friend said he either needed to be the photographer or leave without pay so he left. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@HarlemMC
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Merry Christmas!
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Yup
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@HarlemMC
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Why’d she delete? She’s right.
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@HarlemMC
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“I was promised there’d be bitches here”
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There aren’t any dogs at the dog park right now and Cheesecake is NOT happy
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@HarlemMC
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We’ve reached the level of Harlem gentrification in which a white man who I’ve never seen before in my building profiled one of my Black neighbors (lived here for 30 years). Had to step out into the hallway & tell him HE’S the one who doesn’t belong.
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@HarlemMC
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After I divorced him, he dressed up as an elderly woman and got me to hire him as the nanny so he could spent more time with our kids.
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Ladies what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?
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lmaoooooooooo
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@HarlemMC
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He went to the doctor for the a spot on the nose, it got worse after a few days & was tested for STDs for the FIRST time at hospital. He tested positive for syphilis & HIV that had progressed to AIDS. His Monkeypox was so severe b/c HIV had left him immunocompromised.
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New York Post
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Monkeypox patient's nose is rotting after being dismissed as sunburn
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@HarlemMC
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I pay 100% of my bills and I don’t cook for myself everyday so no
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Cami Sells Realty
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Okay…Ladies if a man paying 100% of the bills, y’all cooking everyday? 🤔
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@HarlemMC
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That “friend” is a horrible person. How do you expect anyone, let alone a friend, work that many hours with no break? I would’ve left and deleted the pics I took, too.
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@HarlemMC
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I love this app so much lmaoooo
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So glad more women are prioritizing their needs in relationships/marriages. She would’ve been a clown to start all over again, espcially given the opportunity costs for her career.
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Further proof that passport bros are incels. They have to leave the country to get sex they have to pay for and lash out at the beautiful American women he knows he can’t have.
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@HarlemMC
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Let me tell y’all something. Regardless of whether you’re vaccinated or not, we are not romantically compatible if you have a problem sneaking food into the movies.
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lmaoooo
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@HarlemMC
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The fucking nerve of these racist MFs.
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@HarlemMC
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I haven't had sex in over two years and I don't think about dick as much as Boosie does.
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OMG lmaoooooooooo
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@HarlemMC
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@2coolnick @Rxfaro @Zipho_Mavs If Africa isn’t the property of black people, why is “if you don’t like it here, go back to Africa” the go to insult for racists?
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@HarlemMC
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People are vilifying her meanwhile he volunteered to take custody without consulting her and she’d be a single married mother due to his work schedule. Pretty easy to take in 3 more kids when you won’t be the one doing the work.
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Jacy, LPC
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At least she’s honest. Kids deserve the best but at the bare minimum — they deserve a parent that actually wants and loves them.
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@SoleDreams You really think this wasn’t discussed before marriage? He probably thought he could change her mind.
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Sofia said “I’m beautiful, rich and already did that. Get someone else to do it for you” and I love that for her.
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@HarlemMC
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At this point, “after Covid” is starting to sound like after I win the lottery.
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@HarlemMC
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Me, looking for Tweet ZERO whenever there’s a new topic on the TL
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The fact that people are having sex and never getting tested for STDs is insane. And y’all out there having unprotected sex with randoms. 🤮
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@HarlemMC
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I assure you that I’m under no delusion about how trash Florida legislators or prosecutors are. I simply stated what their options are because them arguing that a fetus is not a person would set a precedent in the abortion debate. Anti-choice people, stay out of my mentions.
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@HarlemMC
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Honest question.. if you could get bitches, would you have tweeted this question??
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Honest question.. would women be drooling over Jonathan majors if he wasn’t famous??
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I want you and every man who feels this way to think just how down bad you are if a woman would rather be single than settle for you
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@HarlemMC
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@tinnkky Chronic stress shrinks your hippocampus, a part of your temporal lobe, which has a major role in learning and memory. 😢
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*married for 7 years. Together for 9.
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@HarlemMC
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There are so many delusional men in the comments. A picture is worth a thousand words so here you go.
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When a black woman says “you look like you like white women”, what does that mean?
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I need liberals and anyone who’s pro-choice to stop using “pro-life” and start using “anti-choice”. Stop using conservative phrasing. You’re undermining the cause.
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PSA for Washed Twitter: Bed, Bad & Beyond is having a flash sale. Up to 50% off. You're welcome.
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Jail dude followed me, y’all! lmaooo Let me go find out what he’s in for to see if should block him or not.
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@TheKalenAllen @Gluvvvvvv The fact that you were more shocked @ him kissing girls than him kissing randoms during a pandemic lmaooo
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15 year olds working in factories and octogenarians working as day care workers during “retirement”. This country is cooked.
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This is a GREAT idea. Why not put child care centers in retirement homes?
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@TreStewart_ lmaoooo She said, “we can smell you, stinky”
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To be clear, HE was already blocked. SHE was blocked for being a dummy seeking male validation at all costs.
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@HarlemMC
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Most of y’all don’t have 1.5 inches to to spare so y’all better go get vaxxed
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Daily Mail Online
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Man's penis 'shrinks by 1.5 inches after catching Covid' - and it's irreversible
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@SolerianArian Like who TF are YOU?!
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@callhertee For all the people asking, here’s the TikTok video he’s referencing:
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How I sleep knowing I’m contributing to the extinction of humanity by not having children.
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@imthedondon “She needs to just let that man cheat in peace if she’s gonna keep taking him back”
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@saharvey75 Right. Didn’t she fight so the ex couldn’t use them?
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Wonder how long it’ll take for the “These are celebritites. They’re not like us” man brigade to show up like non-famous men don’t do things like this, too.
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“People who don’t support their friends’ businesses aren’t real friends.” The business:
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Let’s hear it for Eric Cartman 😂
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Not they done put the hoochie daddy on the shorts 😂😭
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I’m blocking anyone being homophobic in my mentions. 1. The article doesn’t mention this man’s sexual orientation. 2. This app is full of str8t people tweeting about having raw sex w/ randoms & pushing back against tweets promoting regular STD testing. 3. MonekyPox isn’t an STD.
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You’re right. She should drop the kid off at your place. She’s had the kid all week. She deserves to unwind, too and why should she have to pay for day care when you as the father should be taking care of own your kid?
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Steve Balboni
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Imagine your babymama drop yall kid off at a 24hr daycare to go party or chill with another man
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I expected the joke to go over some people’s heads b/c some folks never watched Mrs. Doubtfire, but I’m genuinely in disbelief at the number of people who don’t read the replies of tweets for context clues. How do y’all get through life with no critical thinking skills?
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Sha’Carri Richardson hearing what a shitshow the Tokyo Olympics are turning into
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I’ve been told jail dude was DM minore so he’s getting blocked.
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Adding for context:
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What ?
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Mexican is NOT a race so let’s start there. As a Dominican woman, I’m offended at how y’all try to use negative stereotypes about Latinas to bash Black American women and TRY to bully them into accepting crumbs. I don’t want your Black woman-hating, mediocre, broke asses either.
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Men-centered women are so delusional. My mother once asked me to iron a shirt for my brother who was SIX years OLDER than me. Girls BEEN socialized to be mules for boys/men for centuries. And now that women are finally saying ”nah”, it’s “women aren’t taught how to treat men”. 🤡
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Tamorah Shareef Muhammad
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Why are men taught how to treat women, But women aren’t taught how to treat men?
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@thisisinsider @rihanna @Drake This is understandable on her part. Some guys just don’t know when you to give up after you break up with or curve them. I’ve done the same thing after I’ve told men I just wanted to be friends and they kept making romantic comments or gestures. It’s an unhealthy dynamic.
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@Vincornelis @brujadominicana Can you imagine the Secret Service going through the list of motives? 😂
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I set out a bowl of water for him for when he gets thirsty
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Jewelry Clinton 🍒
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Y’all don’t spoil men. Y’all don’t wanna have sex with them. Y’all don’t wanna feed them. Y’all don’t wanna buy them shit. Lmaoo. What the fuck do y’all do for men other than lay there? 😂
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White nationalism isn’t a political party. It’s an ideology anyone from any party can subscribe to. You’re uplifting a white nationalist to distract us from the that fact your pedo husband is facing up to 10 yrs in prison for failing to register as a sex offender in CA. Pathetic.
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Nicki Minaj
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Right. I can’t speak to, agree with, even look at someone from a particular political party. Ppl aren’t human any more. If you’re black & a Democrat tells u to shove marbles up ur ass, you simply have to. If another party tells u to look out for that bus, stand there & get hit
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lmaooo Your auntie’s the woman Bruno Mars is singing about
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@themultiplemom lmaooooo He’s a hardworking man who deserves some real food, dammit!
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