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Hannah Wallace

@HannahWallace

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Writer. Jack of all sports. Recovering stage brat. Southwest Floridian. She/Her. IG: joke_reflex @[email protected]

Sarasota, FL
Joined March 2009
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
1 year
And in an area where people are experiencing widespread Xfinity outages still, while my cell service continues to be excellent, please please piss off.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
1 year
Finally said, "I am not having this conversation right now," he responded, "If you don't want to save money, then I can't help you." Grateful I didn't escalate but wish I would've had the wherewithal to say my current provider's service is great and they're not dickheads
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
1 year
Back here 'cause there is 0 way send an email to @XfinitySupport: I had a very frustrating experience in an @Xfinity store today just trying to return a modem. I had to wait 10 min. Then the rep tried to sell me on mobile service, asking questions about my current cost etc
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
FB and IG both being down is like when the power is off and I can't remember what still works and what doesn't. I just told myself I couldn't toast a bagel because I didn't have Facebook.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Hey @BallyLightning sure would be nice to get the video feed
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Hannah Wallace
2 years
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Can't resist an excuse to run in a long-sleeve shirt
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Hmm, three anxiety-surge nights in a row...which I think are unlikely to stop at this point...
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Hannah Wallace
2 years
In unsurprising news, my back hurts.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Two interviews today: One with a pastor about sunrise services on the beach; the other with an art history professor about Faso Dan Fani, the national cloth of Burkina Faso.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
More in the "easier to run when it's cooler" chapter of my fitness diary
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
I like how my askew accessories in the bike one make it look less like a pose and more like I crashed into the milemarker...
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Today and Friday yay
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
7 a.m. is too early for the lawnmower wtf
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Like the bad guy chiropractor in a TV rom com
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Huh. Turns out it's easier to run when it's cooler. Who knew.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
Happy New Year, everybody. I think 1970 is gonna be our year.
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@HannahWallace
Hannah Wallace
2 years
(I'm not gonna search for it, of course, but I know I'm not the first one to suggest that) Jeremy Allen White should play Gene Wilder in a biopic.
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Hannah Wallace
2 years
WHY ARE COMMERCIALS SUDDENLY USING SO MANY MOUTH NOISES. STOP that. God.
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Hannah Wallace
2 years
Worth it
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