Hempster Von Lichtenstein
@HandyHemp
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I am indeed an ASSHOLE
Nashville, TN
Joined August 2024
Who remembers running defrag and watching the screen rearrange all the data?
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@Breaking911 Never bet against the indomitable will of piracy.
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🚨BREAKING: Campbell Soup’s VP and Chief Information Security Officer, Martin Bally, was secretly recorded saying the company uses bioengineered meat, their products aren’t healthy, and that it’s mostly poor people who buy them. "We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys
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LETS FKN GO!!!
BREAKING: President Trump just reposted a call for military tribunals against some Democrat members of Congress.
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BREAKING: Washington’s State Sentencing Guidelines Commission has voted 7–2 to recommend lighter penalties for adults caught in online child-s*x sting operations.
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Today i watched a guy wipe a dog's ass after it pooped. Idk who was more traumatized...me or the dog.
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Lolwut
BREAKING: GOP Rep. Michael McCaul said President Trump should “tone down the rhetoric” against Democratic lawmakers.
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Ok so like 80% lol 😆
BREAKING: BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani’s top official announces NYC will only facilitate the arrest and deportation of violent illegal aliens.
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