The Man From Hampton
@HamptonianMan
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Not posh enough for my village, not young enough for my football team, not thin enough for my jeans. My views are my own - but then, who else's would they be?
Hampton in Arden, England
Joined February 2009
As my Twitter gets more ranty and sweary, I've decided to at least give one degree of freedom from normal life by changing my twitter handle. I mean, my opinions are flawless, but there's a voice in my head saying I don't really want to have that awkward conversation with HR.
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Idea: Call Smethwick, tell them we all want Christmas off then come up with some ruse that means the game has to be called off...the weather is mild and dry so... HOW ABOUT FLOODLIGHT FAILURE!? No-one will ever guess we just want to get pissed on Christmas day!
๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ The Robins are in league action at home on Boxing Day! ๐ @SmethwickRFC77 ๐
26th December โฐ 3pm ๐ Draintech Community Stadium, B93 0NX Get behind the boys who currently sit 2nd in the league ๐ค #UpTheRobins | #Step6
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Another @MidlandLeague side call off due to "floodlight failure", like pub league going out on the piss on a Saturday then saying "pitch unplayable" from their beds on the morning. At Step 7 they'd play at 2pm anyway!? Maybe Boxing Day off is written into all those contracts...
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Processing centres deliberately closed by the Government to create this narrative. Hotels used so they could give cushy contracts to their wealthy mates. Our problems are not the fault of migrants or people fleeing a better life. It's the greed of the super rich.
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๐ง๐๐ฟ๐ป ๐ข๐ป ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐๐ ๐ก Weโre delighted to announce that Knowle FC now have floodlights! ๐ก A massive thank you to everyone whoโs helped make this dream a reality ๐๐ป Our first official game under the lights will be 4th November! ๐ดโซ๏ธ #UpTheRobins | #Step6
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Fair play to this guy. He's absolutely spot. This is the Britain I love and know.
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Apologies but the graphics guy ๐โโ๏ธis away in Ibiza for a weddingโฆbut itโs definitely worth a picture of @HaydenPurves11 who is ON FLAMES at the moment. Go on you Robins!
Full Time: @AFCNK 1-2 Knowle Purves โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธ A superb win on the road against a good North Kilworth side ๐คฉ 7 straight league wins ๐ช #UpTheRobins๐ดโซ๏ธ
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US desperately celebrating winning holes like theyโve won the cup itself. Someone tell Bryson they are still 1 down with 7 to play.
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@LBC My 82 year old mother in law moved here to marry 60 years ago. She raised two kids, worked and paid taxes all her life, for the last 10 years was her husbandโs carer (he passed away this year). She never applied for citizenship cos she didnโt need to. Farage wants to deport her.
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Big things happening for my most local side @KnowleFc who are playing one of the biggest matches in their history when they host @nuneatontown_fc tomorrow in the Second Round of the FA Vase, ko 3pm at Hampton Lane. If you can get there, I know the club would be happy to see you..
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On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.
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Seeing working-class mates who I know do work for cash to avoid taxes mocking Angela Rayner and praising Farage, and latterly Boris Johnson for being men of the people. Weโre fucked arenโt we?
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It takes some balls to predict this division. It takes balls like ten pin bowling balls to leave this prediction up. @GornalAyWe @Knowle_FC
MFL div 1 predictions: Saffron Dy โ Heather St Johnโs Sutton Leicester St And Nuneaton Griff โ Bilston Cradley Kirby Muxloe Cov Copsewood AFC Bridgnorth Birstall Gornal Allexton & New Parks Chelmsley Wednesfield Lutterworth Afc Kilworth OJM Stapenhill Smethwick Ingles โ Knowle
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Those calling out our CHs should bear in mind that they usually have a GK behind them who acts as an extra CH when we have possession, and a CM in front of them (Tomoki) who effectively gives them an outlet to play through the lines. Those two are crucial to the way we play #bcfc
Not a single player on that pitch can be knocking CD door when theyโre not playing in the coming weeks. Not one player had a decent game. Neumann a very lucky man heโs got Klarer next to him too by the way #BCFC
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Hopefully everyone can moan about him now instead of Stansfield. It's getting a bit dull tbh, cos we thought we'd left it behind in L1. #bcfc
๐จ Nathan Broadhead is joining Wrexham from Ipswich for ยฃ10m. Ten million pounds. Discuss...
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๐ Managerโs Verdict A few words from our Joint Manager @Seeley789 on yesterdayโs 2-0 win vs OJM ๐ช โก Early goals set the tone ๐ฏ Cardo capped it with a goal and clean sheet ๐ก๏ธ Defence rock solid ๐ฆ Skipper George Seeley ran the midfield #UpTheRobins #Step6
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Change your X handle.
MFL div 1 predictions: Saffron Dy โ Heather St Johnโs Sutton Leicester St And Nuneaton Griff โ Bilston Cradley Kirby Muxloe Cov Copsewood AFC Bridgnorth Birstall Gornal Allexton & New Parks Chelmsley Wednesfield Lutterworth Afc Kilworth OJM Stapenhill Smethwick Ingles โ Knowle
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Tremendo el cariรฑo que les tengo yo tambiรฉn a ellos. Son una ciudad y un club INCREIBLES ๐คฉ๐คฉ
Por cierto, tremendo el cariรฑo que le tienen a @mikelsanjo6 por la zona blue de Birmingham. Y eso que jugรณ solo una temporada y sin gente en las gradas de St Andrewโs por la pandemia.
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