This little piggy is waiting on the files to be released

SO SAD! MAGA "MORONS" ARE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE DEAR LEADER HAS FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ZOHRAN MAMDANI. BOO FUCKING HOO, LOSERS! I COVER THIS ALL THIS AND THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION! LINK IS HERE:

Hey felon: quiet, piggy #Trump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 22 edition" — Elon gets bitten, Donny gets smitten, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/qr9YjSEoJC

We had an official complaint from a lovely gentleman about this billboard. He claimed he'd seen it in a station and was absolutely disgusted and demanded it be taken down. We explained it was never up. Sometimes the complaints will be false.

Trump called for my arrest, prosecution, and execution. Almost immediately, the threats exploded—against me and my office. All Americans must condemn this political violence. Listen to some of the actual threats we’ve received:

Elon is rigging grok. What a shock.

Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.

WOW! FOLLOWING MY HISTORIC BRAZIL TRIP, “DOZY” DON HAS FINALLY CAVED AND CUT TARIFFS. BEEF AND COFFEE ARE NOW CHEAPER NATIONWIDE. YOU ARE WELCOME! IT IS SAD IT TOOK DON THIS LONG TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I, GAVIN  “LOWER THE PRICES” NEWSOM, KNEW ALL ALONG. NO MORE TARIFFS (TAXES) FOR

I never thought that clearly stating federal law would ever cause the President of the United States to threaten violence against me and Members of Congress. But that’s exactly what Donald Trump did.

.@RepMoulton: Trump is threatening lawmakers at the same time as he has ordered thousands of service members to deploy to the Caribbean. You're watching him orchestrate legally dubious military strikes while sidelining military lawyers who say that those actions may be illegal.

The President publicly called for the execution of 6 members of Congress. Nothing else matters. FULL STORY: https://t.co/daRpLVQ3H2 #Politics #USGovernment

Trump's rhetoric toward Democratic lawmakers is a disgrace—it’s not even close to acceptable coming from an American President. Republican Senators need to show some courage and state plainly that the President is not above the law. That is the bare minimum.

I swore a lifetime oath to protect our Constitution. Donald Trump will not threaten or intimidate me. Don’t give up the ship.

It's been almost five years since Donald Trump led an angry mob to the Capitol with a gallows and noose in tow. Now he's calling for members of Congress to be hanged. To my Republican colleagues: When are you going to stand up against this violent dictator?

Today, Donald Trump called for my death and arrest. He didn’t want to hear a basic lesson: the oath to the Constitution comes above all. I will not be intimidated, and I will uphold my oath. DONT GIVE UP THE SHIP!

A gunman tried to silence my wife in an extreme act of political violence. Now, Trump has called for my execution because he didn’t like what I had to say. Gabby and I know, when others try to silence you, you must keep speaking out — and that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

The felon is losing power. More and more are standing up against him. Continue to apply the pressure. Contact your House Reps and Senators. #Trump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #25thAmendmentNow

here's today's post: "awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign" — what could go wrong? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/SWPehggyCH

THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON FOR OUR "SHITBAG-IN-CHIEF" DONNY DIAPERSTAIN NOT TO WANT THE MILITARY TO KNOW THEY CAN DISOBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: