Petition for Disney+to revamp Firefly… that show would THRIVE now ✨.

What’s this? I’m back on Twitter?! No. No I am not. But I needed a place to scream into the void… so I guess this’ll work.

Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.

“Oh my gosh do you play basketball” 🙃.

The fact that I haven’t impulse bought a plague doctors mask yet disappoints me to no end.

3. Elevators when your hands are full — carrying nothing? Elevator arrives in 3 seconds. Hands full, arms shaking while you wait? Elevator takes 3 years and a promise to give it your first born child.4. Printers — nuff said.

Things I am 100% certain are bewitched:.1. Going up stairs — I don’t care how in shape you are, you will be winded at the top.2. Packing — bad vibes all around, will procrastinate at all costs.

T-Pain is a national treasurer 🌟.

RT @iindysummer: Jaden Smith launching a 24 hour restaurant for the homeless to eat for free? We love to fucking see it. Wow.

RT @PleaseBeGneiss: me fully vaccinated

Yay! 🙌🏽.

I’ve got a lot of unlearning to do.

Grateful for every athletic trainer who’s ever put up with my crazy antics 🤪 @kksmiley24 @scampbell_ATC.

RT @ELIOLIart: ☁️ ⛅️

It’s suuuuuper not, but ok.

RT @duelingaxis: me: my writing is so bad. disney: somehow, palpatine returned . me: my writing is pretty good, actually.

We need a moment. This is accountability. Not justice.

RT @AOC: That a family had to lose a son, brother and father; that a teenage girl had to film and post a murder, that millions across the c….

Nevermind. The Office is funny again.

RT @fooloffatook: therapy.therap.thera.ther.the.th.t.th.the.the l.the lo.the lord.the lord o.the lord of.the lord of t.the lord of th.the l….

Something is wrong with me. I no longer find The Office or Parks & Rec all that funny. Either I’ve been in Europe too long or this is something along the lines of growing up. 🤔.