Jeffrey Hadz
@Hadzilla
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. I write shit. funny or die. instagram: hadzilla.
Cleveland
Joined February 2009
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
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Hugh Janus Broncos debut today. Im skipping the preseason unless you nerds want to see it. Lmk
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Hugh Janus. Natty. Tonight. You guys watching? Biggest game of my life. And its happening very very soon.
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I can't believe Jeffrey Epstein got snubbed after all the free plane rides he gave these people #Oscars
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Imagine working your entire life to win an Oscar and this is who gives it to you
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If you eat a bunch of spaghetti and wear a sweater to a rap battle you deserve to lose
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