Please disregard the first pitch, I slipped. Otherwise, have arm, will pitch (or something like that), please tell your friends, tell your enemies, I’ll pitch anywhere any time.

Once you’ve been to Orc City, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the Elvish King to death with your bare hands.

I’ve had a minor obsession with baseball nicknames for a long time, and that has led me to try to find, by questionable methods, the best nickname in the history of the game. Link in the reply.

I did this but I called it a Dew Driver because it’s like a screwdriver but instead of orange juice you’re using Mountain Dew.

It’s kind of insane that Pet Sounds goes from Sloop John B directly into God Only Knows.

I think that it was generally the right move to make the intentional walk automatic in baseball because 99% of the time nothing happens and it takes time, but on the other hand the 1% is absolutely electric like what just happened in the WCWS final.

Recently reread Catcher in the Rye and realized that Holden is mostly just a 16 year old boy which made me realize that my dislike of this book when I read it in high school was basically just

oh I’m sure

I made this video a few years ago about Mike Marshall and how insane his peak career was and how much hus impact on the game has sort of faded and it got copyright struck, I have re-edited and uploaded it, so check it out (:.

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okay I’ll bite. what’s baseball

Glad to see that on top of going to hell, everyone who bet on the pope also lost money.

Call me a traditionalist but the pope should be from an Italian village that my grandmother would yell at me for mispronouncing, he should not have consumed malort or gone to a Big East school.

The whole torpedo bat thing at the start of the season sent me down a real rabbit hole about cheating in baseball and what that actually means. Join me in my descent to madness.

Just saw a man riding a ten-foot-tall unicycle down the street in Queens, it’s officially spring.

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We’re here with both Roth and also bugs.