Tom Hackimer
@HackAttackimer
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not parody, not particularly serious either.
Joined December 2011
Please disregard the first pitch, I slipped. Otherwise, have arm, will pitch (or something like that), please tell your friends, tell your enemies, I’ll pitch anywhere any time
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Josh Allen now has 19 more career rushing touchdowns for the Bills than O.J. Simpson did. As a 29-year-old quarterback. Still trails him by two on the all-time murders list, however.
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i shit you not i just saw an entire cluster of people walking down the street as pitbull
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You are not going to believe who is actually throwing in this video
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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by @lund_carson to talk about Eephus, inspiration for characters, fake names, procuring used pants, losing open spaces, roadside attractions, Wayne Diamond, and more! https://t.co/aKnz7zr8dF
https://t.co/5QARu88b5Z
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Many people have asked me if this man is throwing sidearm or over the top. The answer is: yes
I’m obsessed with this guy on IG reels throwing pitches
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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by Christopher Crawford to talk about DENNIS, Idi Amin's Mets, striking out Cal Raleigh, St John's finest, sneaking whoppers, ruining card markets, and more! https://t.co/5wl7Om7BZA
https://t.co/f4cTwtCUyi
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DENNIS
Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by Christopher Crawford to talk about DENNIS, Idi Amin's Mets, striking out Cal Raleigh, St John's finest, sneaking whoppers, ruining card markets, and more! https://t.co/5wl7Om7BZA
https://t.co/f4cTwtCUyi
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I hate when I decide something is tomorrow’s problem and then tomorrow happens
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Once you’ve been to Orc City, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the Elvish King to death with your bare hands
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I’ve had a minor obsession with baseball nicknames for a long time, and that has led me to try to find, by questionable methods, the best nickname in the history of the game. Link in the reply.
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I did this but I called it a Dew Driver because it’s like a screwdriver but instead of orange juice you’re using Mountain Dew
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka i could find and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it's green and turns you into an orc
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It’s kind of insane that Pet Sounds goes from Sloop John B directly into God Only Knows
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I think that it was generally the right move to make the intentional walk automatic in baseball because 99% of the time nothing happens and it takes time, but on the other hand the 1% is absolutely electric like what just happened in the WCWS final
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Recently reread Catcher in the Rye and realized that Holden is mostly just a 16 year old boy which made me realize that my dislike of this book when I read it in high school was basically just
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I made this video a few years ago about Mike Marshall and how insane his peak career was and how much hus impact on the game has sort of faded and it got copyright struck, I have re-edited and uploaded it, so check it out (: https://t.co/bMra7EHXpe
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BREAKING: George Wendt, the actor best known for playing Norm Peterson on the long-running sitcom "Cheers," has died. He was 76. https://t.co/MsTrctA8kA
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