Harry Turtledove
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Writer of alternate history, fantasy, other sf, and historical fiction. I tell lies for a living, iow.
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I say that a lot.
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Fuck you, Nikki.
I was born in 1949. When I was a kid
* segregation was legal
* there were lynchings
* being gay was illegal
* there were no vaccines for mumps, measles, and chicken pox (I had 'em all)
* everybody was scared shitless of nuclear war
So yeah, fuck you.
Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out.
#RTM2023
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Antifa in action on the Normandy beaches 79 years ago today. An uncle was overhead in a B-17.
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You gaslighting dipshits, your lawyer checked the box that said she didn't want a jury trial. Here's the evidence. Judge Engoron is hearing the case by himself because that's what Habba the Jutt asked for.
No Jury, Judge Engoron Continues to Wage a Corrupt and Rigged Case Against Me!
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This, btw, is the basic message of fascism. Return with us now to the golden days of yesteryear, when life was beautiful all the time--if you weren't black or gay or Jewish or anything else the powers that be didn't like.
So shove your Nazi-style gaslighting up your ass, Nikki.
Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out.
#RTM2023
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My dad, two uncles, and an older cousin were OG Antifa.
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Trump defense lawyer John Lauro just admitted to Laura Ingraham that Trump urged Pence to call a 10-day recess for state legislatures to reconsider election results. IOW, he just admitted to one of the charges in Jack Smith's indictment.
Only the best people!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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#ThankYouPresidentTrump
for fucking over the country, screwing up the coronavirus response 97 ways from Sunday, ignoring the people who actually know something about medicine, and just generally being a lying asshole.
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Can we talk? Ashli Babbitt is a bullshit martyr. She invaded the Capitol. She got warned lotsa times not to go through the window. She went through. Too bad, Ashli. FAFO.
But fascist movements need bullshit martyrs. The Nazis had Horst Wessel. MAGA has Ashli.
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#TRUMP2020Landside
Can't even hashtag right. You stupid chucklefucks.
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There will be no profits this year.
There will be losses. Governments will print and pass out enough money to spackle over most of them.
It won't be perfect. We'll fix the inflation later.
But most of us will be alive.
So fuck
#ReopenAmerica
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#ImpeachedPresidentTrump
Impeached forever.
Should have been convicted and removed. Everybody knows it.
How many people are dead now, how many more fighting for their lives, because the
@GOP
was too cowardly to do the obvious right thing?
Tens of thousands.
Fuck you,
@GOP
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You Let's Go Brandon chuds should notice that President Biden is working smoothly with Governor DeSantis. He's not pissing and moaning because DeSantis isn't liberal enough. He's not demanding that DeSantis show how grateful he is. He's just working with him.
You taking notes?
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#DearMrPresident
,
Stay off the goddamn podium. You look and sound even stupider than you did before.
sincerely,
The United States of America
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Science fiction does not predict the future. Not. Not! Fucking NOT!
It uses the imagined future to comment on the real present.
Got that? You'd better--it's important.
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#RecallGavin2020
Karens and Kens going wild.
You shitheads went out and partied like there was no tomorrow. You brought the new shudown on yourselves.
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#HistoryWillRememberTrump
as somebody high school kids doing AP US history absofuckinglutely will not believe.
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Antifa? I'll fucking show you antifa. This is antifa. My dad, two uncles, and an older cousin were OG antifa. And if they were alive now, they'd do it to Trumpnazis, too, and lauuuuuugh!
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I'm a history PhD, UCLA 1977. I've studied fascism extensively, and written lots of novels and stories where it's a crucial plot element. I first read MEIN KAMPF as an undergrad.
I'm here to tell you you're full of shit.
@HistorysRaven
@HNTurtledove
Nazis WERE socialists dude😂😂. They had all the day and control. Please go educate yourself on some history before speaking on things you clearly aren’t knowledgeable on
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I STAND WITH TRUMP means "I'm a fucking Nazi who supports overthrowing the government when I don't like the way the election turned out."
That's all it means. Just so you treasonous asswipes know.
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HARSH WRITING ADVICE
Write it. Finish it. Don't keep rewriting it till you squeeze all the life out. Send it out. Keep sending till you sell.
Repeat endlessly.
(Paraphrased and abridged from Heinlein, who knew a thing or two about how to do this)
Read a lot, too (that’s me).
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#WhatTriggersLiberals
Fascism
Racism
Concentration camps
Trumpism (USA)
Brexit (UK)
Sucking up to Russia
Sucking up to Saudi Arabia
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Yeah, fuck Nazis!
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#ItsTimeToSayGoodbyeTo
Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Bill Barr
Stephen Miller
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
John Kennedy
Devin Nunes
Mike McCarthy
Brett Kavanaugh
Fox and Friends
Fox News
Breitbart
Russia
Fascism
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At a Freedom Rally, they WON'T wear masks.
What exactly is the difference between a “Freedom Rally” and a Klan Rally?
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He tried to overthrow the government after he lost the election. He's a liar. He's a traitor. He's a fascist. He's a criminal. He's a rapist. He's a fraudster. He's a moron. He killed hundreds of thousands fucking up the COVID response.
I could go on...
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News here. Laura visited her surgeon today, and the tumor in her colon is G-O-N-E, GONE!!! Still lots of checking and monitoring ahead, of course, but maybe we can see the edge of the woods from here. Let's hear it for immunotherapy!
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Ask me if I give a fuck. You already bought 'em, fool.
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I don't give a flying fuck whether you burned 'em or not, dumbshit. You bought 'em. I got the money. Have fun.
@HNTurtledove
I burned all your books just recently, was especially fond of your 'The Guns of the South', but in all honesty, it burned up quite gloriously along with the rest of your alternative history books. Only a low life tard maggot would remotely suggest someone 'got what she deserved'
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#WaPoDeathNotices
American Democracy, odd experiment, dead at 243. No known relatives or mourners. Listed heirs are China, Russia, and Saudi Arabia.
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Ashli Babbitt is to the MAGAts what Horst Wessel was to the Nazis: a bullshit martyr. Get over it, Trumpist snowflakes. Here are pics of both of them in Party uniform. She earned what she got.
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#WorstPresidentInHistory
James Buchanan and Bush II clink glasses to the new, undisputed champion,
@realDonaldTrump
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#IAmAntifa
In the same sense that everybody in the movie who yelled "I am Spartacus!" was Spartacus.
Every decent human being opposes fascism.
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Here's a delicious urinal cake for you. THE NAME IS NOT THE THING, you deluded simple pisspuffin.
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Analysis: States with more people in them get more in Biden’s COVID-19 relief bill.
Fixed it for ya.
Analysis: Urban states come out ahead, rural states get less in Biden's COVID-19 relief bill
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I always RT this pic when it comes up on my feed.
A photographer was lying on his back to shoot a picture of the ceiling of a sacred Chapel when he was approached by curious pigeons.😂😂
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Hi! I'm a history PhD, UCLA 1977. I write about fascism and totalitarianism. Tell me about your academic qualifications, shitforbrains.
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Vindman didn't leak, imbecile. Vindman took Trump's Ukrainian treason to the inspector general responsible for hearing such things. It went from there.
So shove your gaslighting. Sideways.
@catturd2
Also another interesting parallel.
Vindman leaked to stop Trump from stopping their money laundering party in Ukraine that was the ground work for the war they're in now.
Texiteria is in prison cause he potentially was trying to stop WW3.
What are our priorities as a nation?
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@MaxwellJadot
No. Do you know why boomers had it easy? Because 1945-75, the USA had the only economy in the world that hadn't been trashed in WW2. There was very little foreign competition. Ain't been like that since.
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Imbecile, I don't give a fuck now. You already bought them.
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Why don't you just go fuck yourself, hatemonger? Dylan Mulvaney is worth a thousand of you.
Dylan Mulvaney popularized sterilization and mutilation for his own self-aggrandizement.
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I've been on the NYT bestseller list, subliterate fascist shitforbrains asswipe. And yes, that is my real name.
So go fuck yourself. After you do that--won't take more than 20 seconds, I know--look me up on Wikipedia. If you can read at all.
@HNTurtledove
Don't quit your welfare check cashing, "Turtledove" (as if that's your REAL name).
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#ThingsWeShouldCancel
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
The Wall
ICE
Mitch McConnell
Devin Nunes
Lindsey Graham
Betsy de Vos
(In)justice Kavanaugh
Bill Barr
Fascism
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#WhatTheHellIsTheWorldComingTo
when we elect a stupid, ignorant, greedy crook President of the United States and can't even throw him the hell out after he shows what a stupid, ignorant, greedy crook he is?
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Morons who say the Nazis were socialists because their full name was the National Socialist German Workers Party really have trouble with the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. To say nothing of Buffalo wings.
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Hillary not only didn't fall asleep once, she didn't fart while she was napping and gross out her own lawyers.
Unlike Traitor Trump.
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss
#TrumpSmells
#TrumpTrial
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#TrumpFarts
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Actual good news today. After the third of her 5 planned immunotherapy infusions, Laura saw her surgeon today. The malignant polyp is about 1/4 the size it was before she started. So...progress!
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Woke means you treat EVERYBODY--regardless of color, gender, or LGBQT+ status--the way the white dudebros and Karens who screech about wokeness expect to be treated or they'll call the manager.
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Ashli Babbitt is a dead fucking traitor who tried to overthrow the government and got what she deserved. Same kind of bullshit martyr as Horst Wessel.
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#WeShouldCancel
Donald Trump
Donald Trump, Jr.
Eric Trump
Ivanka Trump
Jared Kushner
Melania Trump
Tucker Carlson
Matt Gaetz
Paul Gosar
Louie Gohmert
Josh Hawley
Ted Cruz
Ron Johnson
Ginni Thomas
and all the other treasonous Putinwhores
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Since Antifa is trending...
If you aren't Antifa, you're Fa. Pick a side. I know which one I'm on.
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I've not only read them, I've written them. I'm a PhD historian, and I've written extensively about fascism.
Tell me your expertise, asswipe.
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#BlueTsunami2020
"My opponent voted against witnesses!" is the best campaign slogan for Dem Senate candidates this year.
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Antifa is trending again. Here's what Antifa did in 1945. Some of my relatives were OG Antifa.
Waiting for the Nazis to tell me they'd hate today's version. No, they wouldn't. They'd hate you assholes.
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I just found this illustration in paleontologist Tim Flannery's recent book, EUROPE: A NATURAL HISTORY. I leave it here without further comment.
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It's cute when a 3yo tries to say words she doesn't understand.
It's scary when a Congresscritter does it. Lauren Boebert is comprised of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
She's also a traitor.
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I see white people. Mostly old, stupid white people.
SEE IT: Euphoric crowd as
@realDonaldTrump
delivers remarks at a Commit to Caucus Rally in Reno, Nevada. WATCH
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Woke means you think Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, women, LGBTQ+ folk, Muslims, and Jews have the same rights you do.
It means you give a shit about the Earth, which is the only basket we've got eggs in.
That's it. The rest is detail work.
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Lying shithead, Trump just tried a coup that probably would havekilled Pence and Pelosi had it gone the way he wanted. Don't clutch your pearls at us, Lindsey. Trump needs prison. A lot of people need expulsion from Congress.
How much did YOU know? When did you know it?
President Trump moved the country in the right direction last night with his statement. The radical liberal Democrats’ never-ending desire to keep the conflict going needs to be addressed by President-elect Biden.
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The nicest thing about the past couple of weeks is, now that I'm back, I get to go full-on Sally Fields.
"You like me! You really like me!" Thank you so much!
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#RecallGavin2020
You fucking idiots. What part of "It's an infectious disease, and it's real" don't you understand?
Pernicious Trumpism is a disease, too. Like
#COVID19
, it has no cure yet.
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I didn't. All I said was "Fuck Nazis!" Sane people go "Yeah, fuck Nazis!" or "He's not talking about me." The ones who clap back are, well, Nazis. If you feel seen, there's a reason.
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Sorry, shitforbrains, but the PhD is real. Here's my dissertation. I actually signed a copy at a con once. And Twitter isn't my living. I drag Nazis here for laughs, and for free. You should learn what a "writer" does one day.
@SisterStormcrag
@HNTurtledove
His profile literally says that he "tells lies for a living". His "PhD" in history also likely a lie.
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#PettyPelosi
She tore up Trump's bullshit speech. He tore up the Constitution and wiped his fat ass with it.
Who's worse?
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You are quite mistaken. I've been studying fascism since my undergrad days--history PhD, UCLA, 1977--and I've written a great many novels dealing with it.
Now tell me about YOUR expertise in the field, dear.
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The President of the United States is Joe Biden. Donald Trump is a disgraced, disgruntled ex-President. Everybody got that, or should I say it louder for the mouth-breathing MAGAts in the back?
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I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I say that a lot.
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Nazis. Proud Boys. Oath Keepers. Three Percenters. Klansmen. Bigots. Racists. Homophobes. Transphobes. Misogynists. Antisemites. Islamophobes. Insurrectionists. Traitors. Assholes.
Those are the people who vote for Trump. People like you.
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Do go on. I'm a PhD historian, UCLA 1977. I've extensively studied and written about fascism. Except for being a fucking Nazi, what's your expertise?
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#ImpeachmentTrialSham
House to Trump: We subpoena witnesses and documents.
Trump to House: Fuck you!
House to Trump: Impeached!
Trial: no witnesses or documents
House to Senate: WTAF?
Senate to House: YOU shoulda called for them!
House to Senate: ...
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I don't need Straight Pride because being straight is one of the few places where I'm already in a yuuuuge majority.
Said the lefthanded, 6-foot-6 Jewish science fiction writer with the PhD in Byzantine history who's on the autism spectrum.
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#VeryScaryPeople
Donald Trump
Donald Trump, Jr.
Eric Trump
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Bill Barr
Betsy De Vos
Larry Kudlow
Kayleigh McEnany
Mitch McConnell
Lindsey Graham
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Devin Nunes
Kevin McCarthy
Matt Gaetz
Jim Jordan
Brian Kemp
Ron DeSantis
Greg Abbott
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A President has absolute immunity for whatever he does in office?
Let's say SCOTUS rules that way on appeal.
Five minutes later, Biden hangs Trump, MTG, Gym Jordan, Andy Biggs, and the other traitors on the Mall.
GOP can't do anything about it. He has absolute immunity, right?
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You know the World War II footage where an American tank cannon blows the shit out of a big swastika? Like that.
Asshole.
Anti Trump protestors in Minnesota stole about 40 hats off the heads of Trump supporters & then lit them on fire 🔥 at the Trump Rally
They then left the ashes as a vigil against fascism, leaving a f*ck Trump sign on the top of the pile
This is tolerance. This is the left
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