Magic Mike
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Capitalism is the root of all evil
Toad Suck, AR
Joined May 2021
Ruined the bruins historic season, their captain retires, their new captain loses to them again next playoffs, following year he gets traded to the panthers, wins a cup, re-signs to stay for the rest of his career. could not own them any harder. No wonder they're all so upset.
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do it bill, drag everyone down with you. crash this plane with no survivors.
I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.
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i feel like i lose braincells anytime i interact with a tampa fan, their mental gymnastics is at an elite level
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another record broken
The only defending back-to-back champions in NHL history to miss the playoffs: The 1969-1970 Montreal Canadiens and 1937-1938 Detroit Red Wings. The 2025-2026 Florida Panthers are in serious threat of becoming the third.
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Boston reporters should be mad at the medical malpractice by their team but nooooo Panther bad
Charlie McAvoy did an interview with NBC for their Olympic coverage yesterday where he showed his right side of his face was swollen out once again after taking a hit there by Vilmanis (in the same area he had broken his jaw earlier this season). He did say he's feeling well and
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McAvoy cashing Twitter checks off the back of Florida Panthers hatred
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“You fined us so you need to fine my big brother.”
Curtis Douglas is the lone punishment from a chaotic Battle of Florida? That directly contradicts established precedent. Either the standard is consistent, or it’s selectively enforced. Precedent only exists in the NHL until Florida tests it.
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Just because everyone is talking about this, the panthers are gonna go 5-0-0 coming out of the break. Ik how this works lmfao
If the panthers win the draft lottery, this app might explode
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Prosecutors: Dude had a styrofoam jaw and thats not his fault
🚨 Gavin McKenna’s felony aggravated assault charge has been dropped by prosecutors. Upon further review of video evidence, prosecutors believe that McKenna “did not act with the intent to cause serious bodily harm nor did he recklessly act with extreme indifference to the value
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if i was an nhl player id love to play the panthers tbh… start and provoke fights and then turtle when they don’t go my way and then you’re still getting defended by everyone online because panthers = bad
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Accidentally rebuilding the Chicago dynasty would be hilarious
HUGE news from @frank_seravalli — the Florida Panthers' 2026 first-round pick that was traded to Chicago in the Seth Jones trade is top-10 protected. Florida could have a top-10 pick if they miss the playoffs this year 🤯
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Don’t start fights you can’t win
Forsling throwing punches at a compromised, defenceless opponent is the purest form of bitch hockey. https://t.co/8LsS1rH5Rf
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The gift of prophecy
does that say JEFF PETRY is on the first d pair ?!? the panthers are going to lose 7-1 oh my god like do we even bother playing should we just forfeit and give the lightning the win
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Still making history 😎
The only defending back-to-back champions in NHL history to miss the playoffs: The 1969-1970 Montreal Canadiens and 1937-1938 Detroit Red Wings. The 2025-2026 Florida Panthers are in serious threat of becoming the third.
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Might as well Tkachuk and Hagel fight now since they're not allowed to during the Olympics. #TimeToHunt
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Doesn't matter who's in net. Any decent chance turns into a goal because they can't get saves. Just compounds the already existing problems
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Douglas is funny because somehow you can be bad at hockey and fighting but being 6’9 makes you NHL-caliber
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CAUDE WHAT THE FUCK. JJ MOSER U SHOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKED WITH GUSTAV FORSLING
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