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Still can’t believe he’s gone. This Christmas will be our 794th year without Genghis Khan.
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My wife told me to take the spider out and not kill it. So we went out for a few beers and discussed what the best Wrestlemania was.
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RT @schumoo: Kids today will never know the amusement of breaking an old thermometer, pouring the mercury in your hand and nvgrd vxzdr mmyu….
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I’ll have an extra portion of Toxic Masculinity to go with my steak, please.
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RT @OfficeofSteve: Dr.Mario is the original Candy Crush.
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RT @schumoo: Would you like to purchase the extended warranty because this piece of shit is going to quit working the moment you plug it in.
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RT @schumoo: Whenever I'm feeling unsure about the future I remember that we have hundreds of beanie babies boxed up in the basement.
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Demolition man warned us. The 3 sea shells are next.
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RT @NoContextBrits:
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I’ve been a good boy for this July. Hulk hogan left me some presents under the tree.
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Them who do the heart shape with their hands need to be dumped into the ocean.
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I feel my life would drastically improve if I had a war elephant.
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RT @damn_elle: Are you the good guy in the story, or are you an evil cunt?.
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RT @damn_elle: People struggle a lot with words, and that’s why music is so damn important.
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RT @iamstphn: The longer you keep scrolling here. The dumber you realise the majority of people are.
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RT @schumoo: Maybe you should share that with your therapist because I can only nod sympathetically and think to myself "holy hell".
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Just heard Will Smiths new song and now I want to kick a cat into oncoming traffic.
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RT @anthracitedub: Got a belly full of processed food, ready for a nap.
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RT @herprettybones: It’s raining. Men everywhere: well, the lawn needs it.
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