everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about.

Selling 3x tickets to Tinlicker in the Park at Crystal Palace - message me if interested!.

RT @Shayan86: An extreme Telegram chat with 15,000 members, that was set up in the aftermath of the Southport killings and was influential….

RT @dayglowj0e: the green party: "hey what if we didn't destroy the world?". *2 seats in 34 years*. the reform party:….

RT @sza: I know you told stories about me. most of them awful . All of them true . Here’s some for u

Still selling 1X Weekend Gottwood Ticket.

Selling 1x Gottwood Weekend Ticket! Message if interested👊.

When your man says he will never cheat on his barber this is what he’s really getting up to.

There IS actually a lot of time in the day if you just skip social media.

sure rollercoasters are fun but have you ever experienced adrenaline like running for the train to Crewe at Euston station??.

RT @camruined: British gays realising they have to pick between #BBUK and #DragRaceUK every Thursday:

RT @saintdoII: pamela anderson going to paris fashion week without a stylist or glam team and she looked stunning at every last show she at….

I am genuinely concerned for those people on TikTok who do those weird NPC automated reaction things like are they actually ok? It’s giving black mirror.

Am I ADHD or do I just love bomb hobbies?.

RT @Ginger_Tucci: A return train to Inverness is coming in at £262.60, takes 8 hours & has 3 changes. A return flight is £210 & gets me the….

RT @bencsmoke: not a single tweet about the homophobic knife attack in clapham from the prime minister, home secretary or the equalities mi….

RT @Saskia_Cole: @metpoliceuk Your officers have given another black kid trauma and for what… working with community leaders will only be e….

RT @aarondaniel_9: Today we came back from a 50 minute lunch walk to our neighbour spray painting "f****t" on our house. We called @WMPolic….

If anyone finds a singular airpod on the northern line it’s mine.

RT @PinkNews: BREAKING: Rishi Sunak mocks trans women in leaked video footage