Ginger Tucci
@Ginger_Tucci
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Lord, grant me the confidence of absolutely below mediocre men on the internet.
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Guys…. There’s a man next to me in this bar, who’s speaking English with a really heavy foreign accent. But when his mate left for a few minutes he had a call in what is obviously his actual English accent. WHAT IS HE DOING AND WHY
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A return train to Inverness is coming in at £262.60, takes 8 hours & has 3 changes. A return flight is £210 & gets me there in 45 minutes. You’ll never get people onto public transit until it’s reasonable & efficient. I’ll never understand the train pricing in this country.
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Oh booooooy. I’ll start;
Healthy foods more costly than junk
Stress
Poor quality housing with damp etc
Not being able to afford heat in winter
Not being able to afford dentistry
Waiting lists for treatment
Lack of services
No access to doctors
Anxiety from all of the above
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This is one of my fave things that’s happened to me. I’m absolutely enthralled
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To celebrate the start of December, please join me in celebrating the greatest Christmas tweet ever written.
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@ellieokwilson
They actively want to see women hurt, want us to know they have all the power. The insecurity is dripping out of them so they want women to suffer for their inadequacy.
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You’d be swimming in shit, hotels are extortionate, food is prohibitively expensive, it’s cheaper to get to Spain than London, trains barely run, the roads are filled with potholes and the weathers shit.
Jeezo, I wonder what the issue could be?
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Just booked a train to the office for a day. It should not be £200 for a two hour journey. The fact people just accept this in the U.K. baffles me. Public transport in this country is prohibitively expensive. It’s fucking gross.
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We’re in a boozer. A proper boozer. Someone has walked in - group of 14, no booking complaining about the wait on food. The landlady has just taken him out the back and screamed at him. I’m here for this. Festive fucking about and finding out.
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Currently applying for a new U.K. passport. I’m absolutely livid that I’m losing the one that says EU. Livid. The fact folk voted to lose travel unrestricted absolutely blows my mind.
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@jickmardine
Imagine sitting at home thinking to yourself that you stood a chance & would have to make allowances for her. Wild.
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Looking forward to people finding cheap returns at obscure times and routes as some sort of ‘gotcha’ as though people don’t need to travel at specific times and days.
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I don’t need this level of negativity in my life, Bupa.
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@mostly_grumpy
Sorry for your loss - unfortunately James is working his way around all the hot women. If you can stand aside until he’s had his chance & discarded them. Thanks.
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DING DING DING. A bit of digging and I know who it is. I hope your employer likes paying for the phone you messaged this from. I also know you read my tweets. I wish you a very fun Monday morning.
People are fucking awful, man. I hope whoever sent this has a solid word with themselves. When checking on whatsapp who it is, caveating with ‘work account’ is a fucking stupid move you cock.
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Not this. Very explicitly said I was going to talk about whisky. Me. I was talking about it. It says it right fucking there. But why would a woman know anything about whisky? Gotta presume the little lady knows nothing. Not like whisky pays for my life or anything.
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@Cobratate
@GretaThunberg
Imagine being a grown man trolling a teenage girl trying to do good in the world. How tragic.
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Periods are FUCKING WANK. You should be able to opt out. ‘No thank you, I won’t be utilising that - fuck off’ but no. Instead you get to throw up in pain, have cramps, no sleep, might shit yourself if you eat the wrong thing, feel like dog shit, have zero energy & want to cry.
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I beg people to tell their children to sit the fuck down in restaurants. A waitress just nearly got taken out by a kid running while she had a tray of drinks. SIT YOUR FUCKING KIDS DOWN.
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I presume all the amateur detectives will be issuing public apologies to Nicola Bulley’s family in the same public fashion where they accused them of all manner of things?
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Don’t mean to be dramatic, but this was possibly the worst day of my life. I quickly grabbed this on my way to an event thinking ‘mmm, salt beef & emmental’ wasn’t I in for a nasty surprise? I now have serious beef with Waitrose, which is ironic as my sandwich certainly lacked it
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@MariaBaird13
So you…. Got a flat? That was affordable? And had help with rent? But obviously you were deserving and now people aren’t?
Talk about pulling the ladder up behind you.
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I will never understand the concept of going to Dubai on holiday. Just can’t imagine giving my money to somewhere like that.
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@webb6610
I am dual American and U.K., I do move to US in that circumstance- this wasn’t ok.
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I’m very bored of people telling me I’ll want children eventually. I won’t. I know me. What I want is long lies & holidays without worrying about another being drowning to death & I want to spend all my money on myself. ‘When will you settle down’ never. I have no intention to.
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Love when men decide to DM me because they perceive me as ‘vulnerable’. I’ll fucking find your wife in 3 minutes flat, mate. Don’t fucking start.
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You have to wonder what’s happened in IKEA for this sign to be necessary.
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I’ve tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, but due to unforeseen circumstances there appears to be no cup of ambition this morning.
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I’ll never understand margarine. You’re on this earth for too short a time not to have good & proper butter.
And fuck those people that try and tell you ‘it’s just the same’ no Susan, it isn’t stop with the margarine propaganda.
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If you were queen/king of everything what’s the most minor affray you would behead people for?
I’ll start, driving 67mph in lane 2,3 or 4 on a motorway. Not even allowed to make it home. Dragged to the embankment and made example of.
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I’ve just blocked someone I quite liked for sharing a video of that family of two sons that need putting down and the weird dad. I cannot abide them. And the rule is; anyone thats sharing them is blocked.
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I think when you start dating someone they should be legally obliged to declare if they’re the type of sick bastard that puts empty wrappers back in the Christmas sweet tubs.
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I got my bonus today - and I feel ILL at the tax I’ve just paid. I don’t mind paying tax, in fact, I think it’s for the greater good and we all should - but I feel sick that it’s all just been sucked up into Tory chums pockets as opposed to going to anything for anyone else.
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Kate turned up to mine on a Sunday morning for a wholesome walk. Half way there I produced a martini glass. Then a perfect margarita flask. Then to add insult to injury- a little bag of limes for a garnish. Can’t half arse a drink.
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I’d bet my right tit that women use the block feature far more than men. And that’s very easy to establish. And Elon’s little blue tick right wing fucks sure do hate women having autonomy or telling them to fuck off & that they’re unshaggable little saddos, coincidence?
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For avoidance of doubt and because people love to show only their best parts of life on media, I appreciate my life comes across as all fun and the best on here, but I’m having a fucking horrible time in life just now. Whatever you see people show, it’s not always real life.
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@Pops__o
So many internet men thinking they’re something special. When actually just absolutely fucking gross & tedious.
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@Alien_Orifice
In what way? The delays? Unclean trains? Waiting about for late trains? Cancellations that leave you stranded in a different city? People playing music out loud? People taking calls?
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Lee Anderson is like the old miserable cunts you see sitting at the end of bars, stinking of piss, being inappropriate to barmaids, yelling at the staff when pints go up three pence. Sometimes shit themselves on their way home, Then wonders why everyone hates them.
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For avoidance of doubt; I just called the person in question to ask what the fuck he thought he was playing at. He cancelled my call. Don’t fucking message women shit like this. It is fucking weird.
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I see the classy ‘boy did good’ posts have arrived. Please, let everyone know how much your partner values you in monetary terms. Everyone is very impressed.
*slow clap*
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Just seen someone argue with a junior doctor that expecting to be paid more than minimum wage ‘reeks of privilege’ and I think that’s enough internet for one day. I wholeheartedly want anyone capable of saving my life to be earning a lot fucking more than me.
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I do understand that what I’m about to say isn’t to everyone’s taste. But I reckon I could volley my neighbours screaming kid about 60 yards. With a smile.
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The woman across from me on the train - a packed train - standing room only, not only has she got her fucking dog on a seat. She’s preparing dog food on the table? I am absolutely fucking astounded at how dreadful people are. It fucking stinks.
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Can we….. TAKE A SECOND to really fucking appreciate what jumper
@jenga_the_game
has just sent me?
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I need to take my Barbour to John Lewis to have it rewaxed for winter. And while I don’t vote Tory, that is the most Tory thing you’ll hear me say.
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This restaurant has fake grass and flower walls everywhere, went for a piss and felt like Attenborough rummaging through the jungle trying to catch my prey.
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I’m dating someone that brings their own toilet roll to weekends away as ‘it’s probably cheap shit’ that is provided. Lord, help me.
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I absolutely despise what the Tories have done to this country and what they’ve allowed it to become. It’s vile. It’s been run as a company for their mates to make money & not for benefit of the citizens. All they’ve done is profit, create divisiveness & hatred. Shameful.
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A cruise is my worst nightmare. Absolutely vile stuff. And Cruise People that join facebooks pages about the boat they’re going on are exactly why I never want to be in that environment. I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than be trapped on a massive floating tin can.
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Had to mute the train tweet. People are absolutely determined that I surely don’t know how to book a train ticket as opposed to the fares just being absolutely ridiculous. Appreciate the man explaining off peak being cheaper. That is really helpful for my 9am meeting.
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What really petty reason would stop you dating someone?
I’ll start; anyone that bought shit butter. Lurpak or French good butter or get out my fanny
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@RainbowzDoge
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Fascinated by people pulling up her details when she’s so very obviously unwell. Do we really need to do that?
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Dunno why your military man is all ‘conscription may be needed’ big guy, just get yourself on Twitter, there’s thousands of arseholes shouting about defending our borders on here every day, I’m sure they’ll be delighted to willingly sign up to defend them in person.
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Breakfast today was square sausage, haggis, Scottish black pudding, butchers bacon, eggs & beans. I’m fucking delighted.
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As a nation, we don’t give enough credit to Discos for being some of the best crisps around.
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I was having a peruse through some flats in Glasgow on Rightmove. One felt strangely familiar but couldn’t place it. Just realised I’ve been shagged close to death in several of the rooms.
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You don’t turn up to ‘protect’ something with balaclava/scarf covering your face. Call them what they are, racist fucking thugs that are a shit stain on society. Pathetic fucking losers that have nothing to do but be offended by change.
This is getting very, very ugly. But let's be clear, it is the far right who are instigating trouble
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Finally, some good news.
Rhino poachers eaten alive by pride of lions in South African game reserve.
Staff at a South African reserve found the bloodied head and limbs of at least two poachers who broke in to hunt rhinos
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Her name is Brianna. It’s a fucking horrible loss. Stop making what her parents see online even worse than what it is. She’s a beautiful young life gone too soon. If you want to be a prick about that - says a lot about you. Her name is Brianna.
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Finally, some good news.
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This is so weird. Does she think peoples lives revolve around the shitty show? How bizarre. Folk can’t afford food and she wants folk to heal from a fucking TV nonce? How unlikable & tone deaf.
Holly Willoughby opens
#ThisMorning
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You wouldn’t mind paying £200 for a train ticket so much if…. You didn’t turn up to the station only for them to be delayed with no ETA of even running. Nothing in this god forsaken shit hole of a country works.
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Those chocolate covered custard creams from M&S are like crack. Absolute legalised crack.
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I spent several hours making a ragu. And now I have 6 portions of lasagne. Never knowingly cooking for one. However, I have cooked myself this little fucker for this evening.
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Men really love telling on themselves about being shit at sex.
@CovfefeAnon
@MainstreamViews
@GodCloseMyEyes
I have never met a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex
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Just about to ask a man if he needs a loan of some AirPods. How the fuck are people so fucking ignorant they think every cunt on the train wants to hear their videos? Shit videos at that.
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I have a buffet of party food, Lego to build and some good wine. I plan to be in bed for 10.30pm and i think this is my perfect night.
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Nailed it
I’ve been slagging off Neil’s yorkies for a year now. Today they’re my job. And so help me god, if they’re not the best yorkies I have ever made I’m gonnae hurl myself in the Thames.
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How dramatic is your pet? I’ll start; mine ended up on oxygen earlier because he didn’t want the vet touching his foot.
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@HJDavies3
It is a big problem and also means I can’t just go and live wherever I choose. I’m inconvenienced because of small minded people - that is a big deal, yes.
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My friend is going on a second date. The first was a few hours in a pub. Your man’s suggestion for 2nd was a movie night at his??? Sir, please. I beg you to make a very slight effort and not assume women want to come to your home while barely knowing you.
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Neil’s boshed out some homemade sausage rolls & currently has an Irn Bru ham cooking… I’m either never leaving or going home massive. It’s all to play for.
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3pm, half cunted on wine. Potentially gonnae play in the garden sprinkler and get lairy. Summer is back. For two more days.
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Do you know what I’ll never understand? Spa days. Fuck off. Spa treatments - strangers touching you? Absolutely fucking not. If I’m in swimming attire I want to be on a hot beach or sunbathing by a pool with a cocktail. Not floating about the U.K.
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Saturday smash…. Guess who doesn’t like being summoned for photos….
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The sad face of a boy that has been told ‘no’ to crisps.
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