Guileless Raptor
@GuilelessRaptor
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Don't sweat the petty things, but don't pet the sweaty things.
Boerne, Texas
Joined May 2025
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re Rob Reiner: We're all trying to hard to show the left that we're not like them in celebrating Kirk's death. While we won't celebrate Reiner's death, one can't ignore the fact that whatever he did to instigate his own son slashing his throat must have been fucking Heinous.
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Dumbfounded by this commercial. The one woman has functional issues with her right leg and is driving a fucking school bus? What the hell. . .
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The MAGA infighting reminds me the infighting of the whites during the Russian Civil War that ended with communist rule. I really dont understand this mentality of "If Trump doesnt do 100% of what I want, I will help the Dems, who does 100% what I dont want to win"
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I'm a long hold out on Cancelling @DisneyPlus, But this feud with @YouTubeTV has me so pissed off at @Disney I'm finally going to cancel any and all Disney-related platforms. The corporate monster that is Disney must be broken up or bankrupted.
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Why the fuck is @GMA doing hot ones without fucking Shawn Evans?!?!? Fuck thay will not watch. @firstwefeast complete bullshit.
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🚨BREAKING: Analysts are calling this the biggest FRAUD in American history. MSNBC falsely aired a Video from 2017 claiming it was LIVE footage from yesterday's "No Kings" rally in Boston. MSNBC purposely wanted to portray a massive turnout for "No Kings." Which was a LIE.
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Great evening at the Majestic Theater with the @UnsubscribeCast Live! Thanks gang, for an amazing and hysterical evening.
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Applebee's bill in the Miami Airport was $60 and change for 4 waters, 2 kids' mac n cheeses, some chips and salsa, and a Guinness. No server to take the order, and was told they only use the QR code to order now. Defaulted to a 20% tip. Never stepping foot in an @Applebees again.
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Since the left has no job to do with the government closed, they've turned to X to saturate the platform with lies and misinformation. You can't hate the left enough.
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THIS is NOT okay. What the actual fuck, people?????
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Y'all do realize the @BillGates is the Black Horseman, right?
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Mainstream Media talking over the Kirk memorial is beyond disgusting. Shut the fuck up and play the event. For fucks sake.
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