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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
11 days
An homage to the Ukrainian Air Force:
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5UM0NE
3 months
#NAFO proposal for an Armistice in the War of Russian Aggression:
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4 months
ruZzia: "kinzhal hypersonik is Fate. Inevitable." U.S.: "Meh. Patriot's range is about 50nmi, give or take."
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#Fellas don't forget, #Ukraine is also getting F/A-18s from #Australia
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
2 months
Guess what? NATO lifted the targeting restrictions on the Vipers. 😈 The Summer of Love is about to begin...
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
3 months
#RussiaIsOnFire What aeroflot doin? 👀
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2 months
Giving Ukraine tactical nuclear weapons would restore the balance of power and provide a key deterrent against a russian first strike. (Yes, ATACMS are nuclear capable.)
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I got stabbed yesterday. Twice. Two kids tried to rob me. Couldn't have been more than 18 or 20. They didn't get anything, but got away. I'm fine. Just sore. Stay safe, Fellas
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5UM0NE
4 months
@spacegrime Imagine getting passed by a 400,000 ton floating airport, traveling at highway speeds.
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@GrantvsMaximvs
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3 months
GERASIMOV DEFECTED!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WhatGeneralDoin
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@GrantvsMaximvs Dimitri Simes Jr. found him in Ankara.
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5UM0NE
3 months
Haters will say this is AI
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1 month
🚨 BIG IF TRUE 🚨
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5UM0NE
2 months
Petr Pavel doesn't read; he stares books down until they give up the information he wants. #Czech #NAFO
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@GrantvsMaximvs Chuck who? Pavel. Pavel, we want Pavel 💥💥
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5UM0NE
2 months
I'll bet most anything that there is an Ohio class SSBN sitting on the floor of the Black Sea, right now.
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5UM0NE
3 months
Using a meme, what energy do you bring to #NAFO ?
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4 months
@copperfella "Wow, we had no idea it could do that"
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5UM0NE
14 days
Fellas [REDACTED] delivered our cut of the Aid Package:
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
27 days
NAFO is not an airport. There's no need to announce your departure.
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
17 days
I'd like to send a shoutout to Ayatolla Khomenei, for his missile attack that destroyed MAGA's control over Congress. Also, Special thanks to Israel for bombing Iran's embassy, and making it all possible.
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5UM0NE
2 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 THE TRUTH BEHIND NAFO UKRAINE ZELENSKY CIA CONSPIRACY REVEALED!!! BIG IF TRUE
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
15 days
NAFO exists for Ukraine. Fellas live for Ukraine.
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5UM0NE
23 days
A year ago, American pilots were volunteering to take the Dutch F-16s to Ukraine and get them in combat, while Draken™ trained the Ukrainians. We could have skipped the feet-dragging, slow-playing, by-the-book, bean-counting corporate fornication.
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4 months
"What kind of farmer did you say you were, again...?"
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3 months
Reported Starlink to the Office of Foreign Assets Control for violation of sanctions against Russia.
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22 days
Quick! The Europeans are asleep... POST SOME AMERICAN SH1T!!!
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5UM0NE
26 days
Fellas what's the goddamned password??
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3 months
I used to really believe in this guy.
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1 month
russian fighter jet flies into apartment building: (Crew survived)
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4 months
@g0atberry "But what if there's aliens?" Whispered the Lockheed Martin rep.
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@Owlz1865 First thing tankers do in the field is take the governor off.
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@GrantvsMaximvs
5UM0NE
2 months
For those Ukraine supporters dismayed or disheartened by AFU's recent withdrawals: Stand back, and stand-by; You're about to see something hilarious and horrific during the next few weeks.
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Almost as painful as watching my country lose its way, is finding out what we meant to the world: I never knew many non-Americans, before NAFO, and I've always been told that Europeans didn't like us; that they looked down on us... 1/2
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2 months
Half my feed:
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26 days
Does anybody else get these kinds of warnings? 🤔
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4 months
#NAFO #Fellas Awwwwww....
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Ukrainian Resistance poster in Kherson:
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In response to massed forces on Poland's border with belarus, Based Poland flexed on them hoes:
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1 month
Y'all remember that time donald trump tweeted a sensitive photo from a classified reconnaissance satellite? Some of y'all forgot, but I ain't.
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Japan Stands With Ukraine *intensifies*
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24 days
You mean to tell me, you could have put up a missile wall, THIS WHOLE TIME!?
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20 days
"I need shells. Lots of shells." #PassUkraineAidNOW
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25 days
After interacting with so many Fellas from around the world, I learned how much the US was respected and relied upon as the global Force for Good. It honestly brings tears to my eyes to find out, just in time to watch it slip away. 2/2
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4 months
@Owlz1865 Because our enemies use Wikipedia to plan their wars.
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Don't be this guy: 1. Get your hand off me. 2. Why so chickenwing? 3. Forward Grip means grip forward. 4. That Telescopic Sight is on BACKWARDS.
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I stand with the people of China: 🇹🇼
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2 months
If I supply parts for military drones to Ukraine, does that expose me to sanctions by ruZzia? Because that would be f'cken awesome.
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5UM0NE
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A uniformed soldier, unarmed, asking for mercy from a drone operator. The Geneva Convention, Laws of War and Rules of Engagement are very clear on this.
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His soul is stained by the blood of the innocents, let him feel their pain. ______________________________________ You as the drone operator, what would you do here? • Mercy • sorry, it's all out of mercy (drop the payload)
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4 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 #NAFO establishes contact with #RussianArmy General Gerasimov!!!
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I am rapidly closing in on 3000 Followers. Tf is wrong with you people?? xD Thanks for Following this weary, wayward, wandering Fella.
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11 days
Listen, if god didn't want me to put it there, he shouldn't make it fit in the hole.
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US Intelligence estimates that russia can sustain the current operational tempo for 18-24 months. With NATO weapons, the AFU can hold off the horde indefinitely. Time is not on putin's side. As long as the West stays politically engaged, this war is winnable.
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I don't know about y'all, but I was raised to poke the bear.
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2 months
I have never seen a braver, more capable group of warriors than the Defenders of Ukraine. Their motivation and willingness to fight for freedom is heroic. They ask nothing of us, but to send them our decommissioned weapons. We can not, must not, turn our backs on them.
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Notice how Ukrainian Air Force has been destroying AWACS and the means of production for them? Would you like to guess why? Air Dominance.101 - NATO School of Witchcraft and Wazardry. What happens next:
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@TheNihlOnExile In County Cork, English speakers are endangered
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@Mamulashvili_M Forgive me for putting your face next to this jackal, Sir, but I wanted to illustrate a point:
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United, NAFO will stand. Divided, NAFO still stands. The mission is greater than the bs.
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A friend of mine at #DOD wants you all to know: despite the vagaries of politics, the people at Dept of Defense are very committed to victory for #Ukraine There are two systems being fielded there, soon: one we will hear about, and one we will not. Please don't give up #Fellas
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They are always there: Watching, protecting, remembering. If you are in trouble, or you see someone who is, tag them.
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#TaylorSwift #Swifties MAGA is a terrorist organization and must be stopped
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"It's NATO time, Jack..." 🔊
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@PPeeir95529 Oligarch tax
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My #thoughtsandprayers are with the people of #Russia during what must be a difficult time, for them, I guess.
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Death will have to come for Petr Pavel in his sleep; because if he's awake, there's going to be a fight.
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B!tch we got a medal. Where's your medal? Better Google us...
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He had it coming...
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"Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries: Where is General Gerasimov..?"
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Give 'em the 'Hog. #NAFO #A10toUkraine
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@hagelrune This means that the war is going so badly that he fears for his life. Either that, or he was the CIA's asset.
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@NonCRDDefence When the russian mindset is to overstate capability, and ours is to understate, combined with an autistic engineer's compulsion towards "yeah, but what if...?" the result is inevitable: "we had your technology 40 years ago."
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Does this make you feel...uncomfortable? #TrumpIsAPedo
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Hello my Fella russophobes
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It's all a matter of perspective:
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I never liked #TaylorSwift until #MAGA started hating her. Now I'm #NAFOswifties
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American Fellas on Twitter rn: #UkraineWillWin Now, we must turn our attention to the Senate. Pass #UkraineAid
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Fellas, Lovers of Democracy, Defenders of Freedom: I am scared. Project 2025 is the Actual. NAZI. Party.
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@NonCRDDefence [REDACTED] dropped these over Nicaragua, c.1980s
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We live in a rural area, far from the ocean, where many families can't afford a beach vacation. Last year, I had an Idea: I asked my wife to get bags of seashells, and we all went to the lake. There, at the water's edge, our girls placed the seashells for other kids to find. 1/2
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@FlyingDutchPall Have i...have I seen war footage from Ukraine?? I've got a library of fpv clips bigger than an incel's porn stash
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#Fellas , pull up a chair: Today, we're gonna piss off tankies.
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Fellas hear me out:
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Fellas !!! Our oldest is currently operating a motor vehicle, (under adult supervision) for the first time!!! 😁😆🥰🥲
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All the MBTs, IFVs, APCs, LTVs, and MRAPs sent to Ukraine came from here: Sierra Army Depot. As you can see; we got tanks in the bank.
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Fellas the trailer park army has a new fad going: corrugated sheet metal, jammers nailed to a wooden box on the roof, the ubiquitous ERA, and a non-traversable main gun from the great patriotic war... If this is your warhorse, you are not winning.
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Let's be real: The F-16 is better at CAS than the A-10 ever could be. The only distinction the 'Hog can really claim is the highest incidence of fratricide.
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AT&T is down, nationwide. Nobody has signal. Except for my wife...
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#TaylorSwift is gonna be Trending all night, so let's use it
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You people are lucky #NAFO is still in the "Donate money to charity" phase, and not the "crowdfund terrorism in #Russia " phase.
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Politico is reporting that an "unnamed Ukrainian General" has stated that the F-16s slated for delivery in the coming months are "no longer relevant" for the war effort. The story is making its rounds through the Defense media. .
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"Don't worry... Ukrainian Air Force F-15 isn't real. It can't hurt you... yet."
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THANKS FELLAS I TRIED 85 DIFFERENT PASSWORDS NOW I'M LOCKED OUT how am I supposed to get my paycheck???
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"Waaaay dowwwwn, below the ocean... wherrrrre I wanna be, she may be..." 🤣😂😅 🔊 Enjoy the Locker, fuckers.
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Fellas look 👀 Is this proof that X is actively censoring and manipulating the reach of pro-Ukrainian content?
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Make that eleven ships...and a submarine.
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What SU-34 doin!?!?
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UK to ban certain types of knives, bans carrying a knife "without valid reason". Meanwhile, in the United States:
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We had your technology 40 years ago.
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