Grantavius
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Father. Former stone sculptor. This account is satire. Animal lover. Purple Heart recipient. My pronouns are guns/rifle/pistol. Drain the swamp. 🥰@Sassshell
Joined May 2022
@War_Rum I've always wondered what that dude was on. That guy had to be huffing some serious shit to walk through 12 rounds at near point blank range.
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My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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@EverythingOOC I lived in Germany for a few years. They start learning English in the 1st grade. Legit learning, not like taking high school Spanish. Everybody speaks English there, or enough that you don't need to know Deutsch to have a hell of a time. Visit germany, worth every penny.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho I tried withdrawing $10,000 cash from my bank a few years back. The teller, then the manager flat out told me I can't. I said OK, then close all of my business and personal accounts (well over $150,000 at that time). They ended up giving me my $10,000 and then we switched banks.
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@UllrRover She dismissed the idea as soon as I said it. My input doesn't matter apparently.
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@HealthRanger My longest shot in Iraq was 1,150m with a 40 mph crosswind at full value. I could throw a rock and hit a target at 450'. I'm just glad this dude never went to the range. Thank God Trump is still alive. #Maga2024.
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@Liberty_Xtreme Between the California gangs, the country folk strewn coast to coast and between both borders, Texas (nuff said), The South (nuff said), fucking Florida, and the millions of pissed off veterans, they won't stand a chance.
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@theunsungbard She hasn't even seen it yet. It's a beautiful piece. The only compromise so far is to get two rocking chairs. Or paint it, which I will not do.
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@RepMTG I still can't believe we had to pass a special law to detain/arrest illegals that commit crimes. It blows my mind.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 No. Conservation of angular momentum. His speed would be identical to the seed of the vehicle and he would land in the pool as if they were both stationary.
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@bestwildclips I like that she's not letting that imbecile bother her. Small minded people aren't worthy of our attention.
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@cctvidiots They did a series of documentaries about this. Kevin Bacon hosted the first installment.
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@VigilantFox @TuckerCarlson They will try again. They already stole one presidential election successfully. And many state elections. They know what they're doing. And the Republicans are too weak to stop it.
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@dennylet27 @iluminatibot It's already here. Most new cars can be remotely accessed. Tracked. They can see the cameras. Kill it. Lock it, unlock it. Start it. If it's connected it's not really yours.
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@UllrRover We'll find a compromise. Thank you for the advice. It just pisses me off that she was so dismissive coming out the gate. So far as problems go, not a bad one to have, haha.
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@DisrespectedThe Vance is going to be 48. The dude has a tight shot group, and it's only getting smaller.
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@Badged_Patriot An electric wrecker wouldn't be able to do shit. The electric hydraulic pumps would drain the hell out of the batteries. It would have severely limited range. It wouldn't have the power to lift or tow much for long. Nah, diesel is the way to go.
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@narrative_hole Looks like France is fully committed to the globalists agenda now. I wonder how many of our "foreign aid" tax dollars have reached his pocket?.
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@DocStrangelove2 Did you know that you can carry and conceal in all 50 states if you're not a bitch?.
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@AwakenedOutlaw The only two positive comments had Ukraine flags. Haha, this was epic y'all.
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@TweeetsOfDogs This is my turd. Smalls the doll. Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd. She's a giant sweetheart unless you walk in the house unannounced or get rough with me. I had my girlfriend act like she was hitting me the other day and Smalls wasn't having it.
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@iamyesyouareno @Aristos_Revenge If I were to become a looter, that's the first place I'd go. But I'm not a looter. I'm a fucking nerd.
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@infantrydort We had a WAPO journalist with us on patrol one night in Baqubah in June of 2004. We got hit by an IED and took some casualties. I was knocked out cold and fell into the humvee. When I came to, I got back into my hatch and started shooting the palm grove across the street. My Sgt.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 And a man that outweighs her by 150 lbs could still overpower her. Size matters. It's why we have weight classes.
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@InformedMama209 @rawsalerts It's almost like the criminals don't care about guns laws. Who'd'a thunk, right?.
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@Thekeksociety There was a big lawsuit with Starbucks a few years back over the red bug dye. The vegans got big mad when they found out it was bugs and not petroleum distillates.
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@historyinmemes Stephen Hawking was a perfect example of how determination can overcome almost any setback. He couldn't move his body but was one of the most prominent physicists in history. Incredible man. You are missed, sir.
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@Publius455 @historyinmemes Scent. And accent. Some squeak north side, some south side. Except Larry, but he's Reggie's cousin so he's cool.
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@AmiriKing That little girl is being groomed to become a criminal just like her mom and aunt.
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@shoe0nhead If I had a vasectomy I would consent to donate my seed just to see how many times I could hit it before she catches on.
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@4Mischief This is what happens when you teach very young children about sex, and deviant behaviors. And if that were my daughter, scorched earth wouldn't begin to describe my wrath. They KNEW about it and didn't inform the parents? Sick, vile, evil. EVIL. Whole staff should be arrested.
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@VigilantFox And we are the crazy ones for refusing and not trusting the "science". I hope they all go to prison. Fauci, Bill Gates, all of em.
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@FunnyPaco @fasc1nate *Angrily lashes out and corrects you after calling you names*.-live the rest of my life blissfully unaware that the joke is on me-.
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@240aero1 @Culture_Crit Nope. Earth's gravity/mass has been very stable since the formation of the moon when Gaia collided.
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@atBenBradbury Two weeks. That's all the American attention span can handle. They are so corrupt and so dirty after two weeks we have a whole new list of crooked shit to deal with. If they stopped being dirty we would have time to focus on their crimes. So they keep the ball rolling, fast.
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@DaleStarkA10 An A-10 came to our aid on my second tour. We had just ambushed and killed some badguys placing an IED. For whatever reason, battalion called for a show of force as we were thumping eyeballs. This A-10 came out of nowhere at about 200 feet and dropped a flare right over us, then.
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@9mm_smg It's really sad that a kid lost his life. So young, and for no reason. But if I see a cop pointing a gun at me I'm not doing shit until he tells me to. Especially if I have anything remotely resembling a gun on me. The cop was in the right. It's still sad though. Damn.
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