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Grace Jelsnik

@GraceJelsnik

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Author & proud member of #TheResistance. No #MAGAts. You made your sty & I won't wallow in it with you. #FBR only. #Environment, #AnimalRights, #ClimateChange

Joined December 2016
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
My next president will be dignified, neither attacking the opposition nor responding to its attacks; controlled, choosing words & actions with an eye to long-term effect; an orator, preferring considered discourse to impulsive tweets; & a scholar, well read in political science.
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
The only thing I loathe more than narcissists who RT articles about themselves is unqualified pseudo-politicians who earned their positions on their mother's backs RTing themselves. How much longer must we endure this twit? #EvictIvanka #Irrelevant #Halfwit #Nepotism
@FaceTheNation
Face The Nation
7 years
IVANKA IN DULUTH: @IvankaTrump today in Georgia praised @UPS executives for career-development activities, reports @cbs46 https://t.co/im3v6z3HXY
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
People I wish I could follow on Twitter: Plato Euripides Dorothy Parker Jonathan Swift John Stuart Mill Abraham Lincoln Charles Darwin Leonardo Da Vinci John Locke Voltaire William Shakespeare Oscar Wilde George Orwell Maya Angelou Crazy Horse Thomas Jefferson George Washington
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
America's greatest treasure takes on America's biggest traitor. This is a riot! Favorite line is rumor Mexico will be paying for the wall with 20% off Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons. It doesn't get any better than this! #RandyRainbow #NoBorderWall #FakeNationalEmergency
@RandyRainbow
Randy Rainbow
7 years
NEW VIDEO! #BorderLies 🎶🎹💄🤥 https://t.co/FQapmanXeJ
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
It's better to have a nation of illiterate, hungry children than it is to court the remote possibility they might expand their horizons thru an encounter with a person of another culture, one who is willing to accept poverty wages for backbreaking labor, @LindseyGrahamSC? #Idiot
@HuffPost
HuffPost
7 years
"It’s better for the middle school kids in Kentucky to have a secure border," Sen. Lindsey Graham said when asked about school funds going to a border wall.
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
#CelebrityPresident is pleased to announce a spin-off series: Dancing with the Grifters! Watch the trailer to see our first contestant step out to strains of "The Great Pretender." This new show is guaranteed to change your life! #KingTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpResign #MRGA
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
OMG. This is not a speech declaring a national emergency: This is a rambling campaign speech given at the WH. Our WH. Any citizens who can watch this & not think #25th are themselves suspiciously deficient. How did we get here? When will it end? #TheResistance #MoronInChief
@TheAtlantic
The Atlantic
7 years
Read President Trump’s speech declaring a national emergency:
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Only one of many. @marcorubio & @tedcruz have been revving their engines for months now in anticipation of @realDonaldTrump's #impeachment, the former by flaunting his foreign-policy chops, the latter by honing an heir-apparent persona. The race is on for the come-from-behinders.
@VOANews
Voice of America
7 years
First Republican Takes Steps to Challenge Trump in Primaries
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
#TheResistance is having a banner day! @IvankaTrump dresses as the Great Pumpkin for All Nepotism Eve. @realDonaldTrump calls the 25th unconstitutional & threatens an unconstitutional act. @DonaldJTrumpJr is at his most hysterical, as is often the case on a #MuellerFriday. #MAGA!
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Twitter suspended me for calling a to-be-unnamed chick a word meaning "attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman." I should have looked up the word before using it: I don't consider her attractive but will confess to getting hot when she shoved a gun down her pants.
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
"U.S. national debt hits new milestone, topping $22 trillion as interest exceeds $1 billion daily," & @GOP wants a $20 billion #borderwall. Let's keep spending money we don't have, @realDonaldTrump! (Who bails out a bankrupt America?) #ArtOfTheDeal #MRGA https://t.co/H5ZjoKFbmY
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Had a #bigotry movie-fest, watching Schindler's List, The Pianist, & Dances with Wolves. Can't decide whether I simply like being depressed or whether I needed to remember where America would be if we'd let King Trump reign without check. #TheResistance #MAGAtsSuckBigTime #Racist
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Which he instantly followed with "Just kidding! I really had you going there!" (Chuckles) #LoserInChief #TrumpResign #ImpeachTrumpNow
@ddale8
Daniel Dale
7 years
Trump's first words to the National Prayer Breakfast: "I will never let you down. I can say that. Never."
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
It'd be worth the price simply for unearthing all the mutilated animals the Trumps had to bury in the back yard. #SociopathInChief
@nytimes
The New York Times
7 years
President Trump's childhood home in Queens is on the market. Seth Meyers talked about what he might expect to find there.
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Thank you, @repblumenauer! Instead of bringing a politically charged plus-one - an inflammatory act that is sure to please @realDonaldTrump in that it will provide another target for his venomous rhetoric - you are hitting him where it hurts, lessening his audience. #BoycottSOTU
@MSNOWNews
MS NOW
7 years
Oregon Rep. Earl Blumenauer says he will not attend President Trump's State of the Union address tomorrow: "Just like in past years, I plan to skip a speech that will be filled with lies, deception and divisiveness ... I refuse to be witness to his continued antics.”
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Uh oh. Here we go again, more fuel for @TomiLahren, @AnnCoulter, & @IngrahamAngle to decry a single act of Hispanic gang violence while ignoring #MAGA hats walking into lamp poles & levying racist insults at bilingual Americans with dark skin 😡😡😡 #Racist #Hypocrites #Sophists
@ABC
ABC News
7 years
Police arrest suspect in connection with fatal shooting on a subway platform in New York City.
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Instead of bringing a controversial guest, why not boycott the #SOTU like @repjohnlewis? @realDonaldTrump loves controversy. His base will believe whatever he tells them, & bringing a point-making guest gives him a platform to lie. However, he hates being ignored. #BoycottSOTU
@CNN
CNN
7 years
Parkland school shooting survivor Cameron Kasky is a guest of a Democratic lawmaker for President Trump's State of the Union address https://t.co/qJ0zNfy7Ck
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
In the category of my most anticipated moments: The day @DonaldJTrumpJr is finally indicted. He is without a doubt the most viciously vindictive character I've ever known, a stupid, chinless, snarky man possessing all the traits of an evil fisherman's wife. Please #lockhimup!
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Whoops. Hey, her heart's in the right place but her mind's gone a wandering. This bird ain't gonna fly. #SlaveryReparations
@thehill
The Hill
7 years
New Dem 2020 candidate calls for $100 billion in reparations for slavery https://t.co/ii3apcCxnm
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@GraceJelsnik
Grace Jelsnik
7 years
Okay. Yeah.
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