Matt Gorry
@GorryMatt
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I want a pair of pants that go to my nipples, those are the best pants
Nunavut, Canada
Joined September 2017
Hey @chase, i want to thank you for sending me a totally free $50 travel credit today with the caption "book now." I immediately called my estranged fat bitch wife and said baby go pick up our son (who vapes and has a ponytail) from school - we're going to rekindle this marriage
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I tell you, the real winner this week is the city of Augusta. Every time I come here it gets harder to leave. Must be something in the Azaleas.
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Crosschecking a Red Wing = legal Crosschecking a Ranger = illegal
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Last night I attended my first #PWHL game, right here in Ottawa. Of course, I did a bunch of cocaine first. Here's a video of me in the stands, clapping like an absolute maniac, because I still hadn't come down off my high yet.
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Don’t toe drag into the middle if you don’t want to get your clock cleaned. Textbook hit, I’m tired of this European bullshit. Stay off the tracks or go play pickle ball bitch boy
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I’m saying this right now. I want my tombstone to be a dildo so my girl can still come to the cemetery and top me off💯
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If Steve Yzerplan has a head on his shoulders, he absolutely needs to bring in Zack Kassian. Not only did Steve load up the roster with tough Michigan boys that are ready to battle on home soil, he also made an exception for Netherlands native Danny Sprong who kicked a guys ass
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