GordonGoner (Wylie Aronow) 🍌
@GordonGoner
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apeman. off this app for a while. going through health shit.
Joined February 2021
Been really struggling lately with some health shit so going to be even more offline than usual. Apologies if I take forever to get back to you or miss some shit. My head is just somewhere else right now, and I feel better when I’m not obsessing over my digital life. Will come
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Man, that was really an incredible weekend. Thank you to everyone who flew out to Vegas to come hang with us, listen to some great music, see some internet frens, and gamble like degenerates. Thank you to everyone at Yuga who made this ape fest such a flawless experience. And
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I don’t think I’ve ever shared this, but Jane and I stayed in close touch over the last few years. We became penpals after Yuga began donating to her legacy foundation. We’d hung out a few times in SF and LA, and she’d graciously sat down with me on camera for a documentary.
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Incredible seeing Adam’s conviction in Yuga Labs and Otherside. Proud to call him a partner. What really strikes me is how much he cares about the worlds we’re building together: the mythology, the scope and ambition, the stories behind the curtain, the absurdity and fun that
Today is a special day for me. I’m making a long-term investment in Otherside and acquiring over 5,000 Otherdeeds, Mega Kodas and Weapon Kodas direct from @yugalabs to continue building my collection. I have also committed to making a series of acquisitions on the open market
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Been a fan of @killeracid for a long time but missed the No Bad Trippers mint yesterday. Killer fucking collection. 10/10 no notes. Snagged my favorite one.
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It is now
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“Back in Bloom” collection by @DeeZe and @badbadwtf just minted out on @ApeChainHUB 4,200 mints at 55 APE (~$33) each for a total of ~$137,200 Holders can burn tokens for NOT DRUGS bags and apparel + surprise gifts for rarity tiers
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This Otherdeed just sold for $760,000?? If you see where the big money is flowing to, there's been some BIG Otherdeed purchases recently "Shut up idiot this isn't 2021" You're right - it isn't They've had 3.5 years to build this game!! Bullish (NFA)
One of my most reliable sources of alpha is saying that Otherside by Yuga Labs will "cook beyond your mind can comprehend" I just bought some Otherside Lands as Pump Insurance😂 I refuse to fade @CryptoGarga
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Minting these now. Two of my favs so far. GREAT fucking collection
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100's of Bathroom Blitz games were played over the last 12 hours but the Ninja was only found 6 times.
THERE'S A NINJA HIDDEN IN EVERY GAME OF BATHROOM BLITZ. Not only will this relic grant you an OP weapon but it's a separate stat we're tracking (one of over 50) that'll correlate to Awards which will then correlate to the number of Season 0 Card Packs that you will be able to
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cozy in the @BoredApeYC x @BAPEOFFICIAL slides
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TRUST THE VISION @BoredApeYC
When your friend sends you a clip of @KaiCenat just casually buying the @BAPEOFFICIAL x @BoredApeYC Slippers on stream . 🥹
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Gm fam, life is a movie enjoy the process. Also cheetah gang is life! 🐆
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Kai Cenat copping the BAYC x BAPE slides on stream 🦍
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Bathroom Blitz. July 2025.
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Roblox killer powered by ApeCoin
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