Finally after HOURS of delay I might make it home…….

faversham station staff too frightened to tell customers on the train that the the guard was still not there……poor poor poor………I said I would tell everyone……..do you want to employ me as a guard as I appear to be able to do it better than your current staff……

The staff at Faversham had no idea….we’ve all Had to get taxis home….this is not the first time you have left us all stranded with no way of getting home……shoddy…….

Smiling through the pain of how heavy that medal is… Fantastic to have Olympic champion rowers Emily Craig and Imogen Grant join us on @GMB this morning!

In case you've been in a state of anxiety waiting to find out what 'tenterhooks' are...

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

My type of boozer 😎😂

Wonderful

Just been reminded of probably my proudest moment in journalism. Five years ago today. Questions were even asked about it by politicians.

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

After nearly a year, our coverage of Project Africa has come to an end. It’s been a journey just following this story, so can only imagine how Russ feels. What a guy, what an achievement. #GMB

One of funniest things I’ve ever heard was a girl explaining the difference between Glasgow & London. She’d moved to London, was dressing boldly, and no one batted an eyelid. She wore a beret in Glasgow and within 2 mins someone leaned out a passing car and shouted “BONJOUR!”

2024 is dragging, so I added some piano to this.🔊🆙️

The #EpsteinClientList has just dropped.

What is it with Tory Men having a go at vodders.. they really must feel threatened to stoop this low. All power to Carol and the girls.

Tonight marks @ben_roddy's 1,000th Marlowe pantomime performance! 🤩 Ben has been a staple of The Marlowe panto for 15 years, and we are so honoured to have the best dame in the business take to our stage year after year 👗 Here's to 1,000 more. After all, it is the law...

11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some of the highlights:

Get a tent set up in their garden

Michelle Mone on #bbclaurak I remember a year ago when I spoke to some journos about why they weren't printing material about her, and they told me they'd received threatening letters from her lawyers. I decided to start tweeting about it anyway, and I'm glad I did. They've

Is this still one of the best ever Wikipedia pages? Yes. Yes it is.