Evan Good
@GoodVersus
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Consigned to the lesser intellectual orders.
Definitely not a VPN in India
Joined August 2018
2 year-old looking over my shoulder: "Daddy, is that Mario?" Me: "No. That's uh... Okinawa Moongazer."
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Ever wonder whether you're an NPC? Do you own clothing that says "Anti-social Social Club"? Wonder no longer.
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You'll never guess the price of that carafe.
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All the women who bought adult coloring books in 2016 are now on tiktok giving life advice.
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Even quashing revolts was surprisingly affordable in the 16th century.
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A haiku: I will not go to the US, because retards might hurt my feelings.
Low IQ racism looks like this and I wonder if this is how most people are in the west. As an Indian girl, I wanted to travel and experience the west, I had lots of plans tbh BUT it's not a priority anymore. I don't find the west safe, even as a tourist. I fear they will judge me
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Webster’s dictionary vs Wikipedia on Remigration.
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"I can get on board with the God becoming a man and dying and coming back to life stuff, but a dude being swallowed by a big fish? That's ridiculous!"
@GoodVersus @Costa_Gaming_ @dudelbem @sola_chad If you read a story about a man inside a giant fish for 3 days or a flood that covered the entire earth and killed literally every human and your takeaway is just “wow that’s crazy, I can’t believe this actually happened” you are genuinely an idiot with no chance of saving lmao
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@eurydicelives I think you underestimate how attractive men find women.
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PETA oddly silent on Santa's inhumane use of reindeer to pull him around the entire planet.
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Jeremy Stamper has ascended to a higher plain with this copypasta. He's reached rage bait Nirvana.
He keeps doing this over and over again but nobody has any solutions. We can’t just keep incarcerating him. What are we supposed to do? Execute him?
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"They came here for a better life" is not a satisfactory defense for immigration. What someone intended to derive from America does not justify their presence, in the same way "I just came to have a good time" doesn't win over the bouncer at a bar.
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Me to 2 year-old: You can't just ask mommy whenever I say no. 2 year-old: Mommy, when daddy says no can I ask you?
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Where does nihilism like this come from? The public school system?
@DrewJeffcoat @therealjayber Bro, literally no one is building a legacy through their children. Wealthy, famous people out here gettin stabbed to death by their kids but ya you're gonna create the Jeffcoat Dynasty
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Caleb Hammer seems to actually have empathy for his guests, which is great but seems to be driving him steadily insane.
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I genuinely imagined the FBI like in Eagle Eye (2008) where they have AI that can transcribe your speech from microvibrations in a glass of water.
FBI teams continue to search the area around Hope St and Waterman St right now.
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Regulate the type of people who can own guns - oh, too far?
limit how many guns each household can own regulate the type of guns they can own create a database of every gun owner and what guns they own encourage gun owners to hand in their guns let them use it to pay fines for example give them incentive for turning them in for
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Harriet Beecher Stowe famously said, "Live by the internet, die by the internet" and honestly he was so real for that.
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Some rules I have for myself when using this app: - Never search names. Actually, just don't use search. - Don't respond to sports fans - Single people don't want to be told why they're single - Mute people who can't detect sarcasm in writing
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