Having a boyfriend is cool but have you ever tried charging hourly for men to be in your presence??

I belong to myself first

Making my boyfriend watch me beat other women at arm wrestling as foreplay

So much fun checking off my Feb bingo card. Thank you Mister J

Roses are red Raise the federal minimum wage I have adhd And unfortunately lost the keys to your cage My bad ❤️

Roses are red Trump is a predator My most devoted bitch boy Is a Republican senator!

Romance

Roses are red Flowers bloom in May I cucked him so hard I think I turned him gay!

Roses are red Candy is sticky Please don’t come near me With that teeny tiny dicky

Roses are red Good bathrooms have a tub No you can’t date me But you can be my finsub!

Time to look hot and confused at the gun store

he said he likes physical touch so im going to beat him

RIP to all the gold girls who are getting silver jewelry tomorrow and to all the silver girls who are getting gold jewelry tomorrow and to aaaaall the girls who are getting ugly ass heart shaped jewelry tomorrow! hope you break up with your boyfriends 🩷🩷🩷

They need a slur for people who call it brekkie instead of breakfast

The feminine urge to fight your boyfriends mom

I love a graduated stripper in the wild

Good boys listen

Whenever a man offers to cook for me I automatically perceive it as a threat bc what? No

Happy Black History Month to all Black sex workers 🤎

If I’m seeing you between now and Valentine’s Day, bring flowers

You’re so responsive to instruction, KD. How far can you be pushed ?