they should let me into mensa as a diversity hire.

I just call it cawfe by instinct now, you can just pronounce things differently, no one is stopping you.

my cat has a beautiful mind.

if the Mesopotamians had just grinded a little harder they could’ve had USBC but alas….

going to diy shows and stealing the solo acts chord progression… i will free you dont worry.

THERES ONLY SO MUCH I CAN LET IT HANG.

need bottom surgery so i can wear the itiest bitiest shorts known to man.

some of you may be asking yourselves bridget how do you do so much???. The awnser is simple really. Just simply don’t take care of of yourself, it’s just that easy.

EVRY DAY EVRY FUCKING DAY.

RT @superloafcat: posting from here in Richmond Va

RT @armbiteband: bridget recorded our album if yall want to hire her because shes awesome and good.

armbite next up i stfg.

does your mom have a secret ex-husband, more likely than you’d think.

All im saying is is WATCH THE FUCK OUT… and also yeah hmu.

RT @hauntdogphl:

RT @chesscom: An important update.

my girlfriend is convinced you should be allowed to keep them.

no testicles starting September 5th.

Kick Drum political compass

I swear to god I thought that was Tim Robinson for a second