Gitahi
@Gitz90
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Dare to be Different
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2019
Lakini Kenya ni meno 32 na ability ya kushika rungu
Formal training required to become a police officer: United States - 12 weeks Norway - 3 years plus a degree. Switzerland - 2 years plus apprenticeship. England - 3 years. Japan - 12 months plus a degree. Germany - 3 years. China - 4 years or degree. Italy - 12 months and
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Majority don't. Someone decided to litter just right next to a 🗑 and you can't tell these kind of people nothing coz their reasoning is just 🚮
This evening, I had an unpleasant encounter with a certain mama in Kahawa. She owns a shop opposite Cleanshelf Supermarket. At around 9 p.m., as she was closing the shop, she stepped outside and threw a yoghurt container onto the ground. I called her out and confronted her,
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Not even a full colon but a full stop! Queen of clap backs. I stan
That full stop on your chest is actually more unattractive, both in and out of the dress
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Girl to Girl: 1. be audacious and bold. 2. Protect your peace jealously from anyone/thing. 3. Embrace your natural self, makeup only enhances you. 4. Never ever, dim your light for nobody. 5. Spend time alone to learn yourself. 6. Go on solo dates/trips.
Girl to girl: it’s okay to be alone, it’s okay to have a dry phone, it’s okay to be celibate, it’s okay to be selfish, it’s okay to have high standards. ✨
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It's intentional ndio ukumbuke kutorudi kwa mavi. Gava inataka uende na usirudi, just send your monies from abroad.
Man our airport is soooo bad and it keeps getting worse. So I just went to the loo at that 1E international arrivals (makeshift tent) toilet zinanuka sana stinking but what got me was the hand painted poop. The last time I saw poop finger streaks was when I was in primary school
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Singapooooooore....[insert Kungfu accent]
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What if, stay with me here for a minute. It's her love language?
This is disturbing tbh it's not just the sunglasses at night knowing very well there'd be media coverage and it would raise eyebrows because I mean you are the first lady🤷🏾♀️look at the body language 😭 Is she okay? Can anyone please check on her? Is Usikimye operational?
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Ongeza za some prominent persons wakipepea plus our fellow Muslims watatupea holidays kadhaa. Basically, the whole of 2026 is a holiday, don't understand why I need to report to work like at all. Just send monies kwa account.
2026 Public Holiday days: 1. Good Friday 3rd Aril 2. Easter Monday 6th April. 3.Labour day Friday 1st May. 4.Madaraka day Monday 1st June. 5.Mazingira day Sunday 10th October. 6.Mashujaa Day Tuesday 20th October. 7. Jamhuri day Sunday 12th December. Dear HRs see above.
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Can he include wahubiri pia. Shouting at me at 7 am about sum'n
Man files constitutional petition at High Court seeking total ban of loud music in PSVs; Samuel Nyamari argues it violates multiple rights of commuters and amounts to psychological torture.
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Repossessing cars is wild juu tell me why tumetoa bibi harusi kwa gari as she was headed to church😭😂
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Inferiority complex last week ilikua imewanyorosha mkaanza kupost milango zenu za chuma tuone vile ni smart sio kama the metal doors zilikua zinaongelelewa kwa the original tweet 😆😭.
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800k ni kidogo, take 2M and another 1.5M for a kadudu so she doesn't board cheap cheap matatus. Sheji!!
I’m 27 with Sh48,000 salary, should I take Sh800,000 to pay college fees for my girlfriend? https://t.co/9OM8smRwgt
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If we were to find out our flabbers would be gasted. Alafu washenzi waanze oh, mnaonea mtu wetu, sheji!!
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This will change only when Kenyans learn to boycott properly and some self respect. You get shit on the first time only to go back for more shit
As Kenyans we need to do something about how we get short-changed by event organisers, considering the amount of money we pay
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That was an unexpected ending....
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