Toddler has just described a lizard as a "lower case dinosaur"

When @JustEatUK is as needy as the school, you know those notifications are getting turned off 😳

Oh @BlackerHallFarm what have you done?! I'm facing anger and devastation from my Yorkshire born and bred husband because your pies are no longer true pies, merely "stew with a lid". Where did the pastry bottom go? (Still tasty though!)

#Leeds based #charity & community groups. Do you need people to #volunteer? I'm looking for places @RightFuelcardCo can partner with in June to provide volunteers as a one off/potential ongoing. If you are/know a charity we can support please email marketing@rightfuelcard.co.uk

I know so much of this is #FirstWorldProblems and there are bigger issues in life but things like this make developing little people so much easier #childdevelopment #parenting #inclusion

On to food.... I love kids menus and in most places they are improving but fgs can restaurants please carry a few sets of kids cutlery! I'd never expect to take cutlery for me but standard sizes are way to big for small kids. @IKEAUK can you do a deal to supply restaurants 🙏 .

Staying on the public bathroom theme... 2. hand dryers way too far up. It's not easy to instil great hygiene into kids if we've having to hoist them up to reach things . . . .

Inclusivity focuses on adults but kids need thinking of too. Theres already some great stuff but a few things still cause issues: 1. Bathroom facilities. Lower sinks are great but not if they are so deep you can't reach the tap (pic is @sainsburys White Rose) ....... (Thread)

Sorry @CBeebiesHQ but we've had to re name a programme. It's now the Nincompoop Cast. I'd like to stress @nickcope4 has done nothing wrong. I just said it too fast one day and Nincompoop is a very funny word.

Kudos to whoever at @LNER had the idea of a family waiting area. 3 and 5 have been on the slide approximately 70 million times in the past 5 mins. Could just do with its own dedicated toilet & changing area and it would be 100%

Dear all restaurants, if you cater for under 5s with a dedicated menu (much appreciated BTW, thanks), please could you also purchase a few sets of small cutlery too. Little hands can't cope with standard sizes.

60 all girls schools reported in 9 cities chemically attacked. No govt. in history has ever attacked its own children with chemical weapons IN SCHOOLS. Look how they treat a mother of a poisoned child. Video highlights grey suit bloke to identify him. #OpIran #IranRevolution

Schools blame outsider terrorism. Regime in Iran closely monitors populace so cameras are everywhere. 1,200 hospitalised yet schools report NO CAMERA caught who did it and ZERO suspects? Fears grow that the schools themselves are complicit with the #IRI #MahsaAmini

Another 26 more schools today! These events are unheard of. Iran is now officially occupied by the most despicable terrorist government in the history of mankind. #IRGCterrorists #IranRevoIution https://t.co/BJY5CUFr77

"You're welcome". Am I @TheRock?! I mean I love a catchy Disney tune but I think even Alexa is getting concerned about how many times we sing "Maui" in our house 😆😆

This is an amazing #leeds charity. If anyone can donate a few quid I'd be super appreciative. Thanks I advance ❤️💚

New favourite thing is watching the 5 and 3 yr old rock out to the spidey theme. Any excuse to make a couple of new @falloutboy fans

Leeds city centre, M62, M621 and now M1. Well done on creating the most chaotic series of roadworks at once 🤬🤬🤬

HELP!! We're trying to find cable for @LeedsChildrensC. Read the quoted post for details. #electrician #Trades #diysos #Leeds

Whilst watching @SkySports... 5 (male): Can girls play football? Me: Of course they can! There is no difference between what girls and boys can do. 5: So when will the girls football be on TV? *Sets reminder for 15th* #RepresentationMatters #Lionesses #wsl

Hi @MrAndyParsons thanks for your great skit at the Shell Awards. Love the girl you tried to offend (we focus on Linkedin and Insta 🤷‍♀️)