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MAFA! Lutheran, Attorney, Immigration restrictionist, Equality is a false & stupid god. I'm not required to participate in your delusion!
Missouri, USA
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Allow me to share a video of my grandson standing up on his own for the very first time
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<Nats Player refuses to go to WH>
Cons: <lol> “OK, whatever, Dude.”
Lefties: “OMG! Slay king!��
<Nats player puts on MAGA hat>
Cons: <lol..again..gets some popcorn> “This’ll be fun!”
Lefties: “I HOPE THEY LOSE EVERY GAME NEXT YEAR! BAN SUZUKI FROM BASEBALL!”
Cons: “Told ya”
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As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandmann, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts via
@TheBabylonBee
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I've been saying this for over 2 decades but...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I’m not one to put personal matters on social media, but early tomorrow morning I am having surgery to remove my prostate removed as I have prostate cancer.
To my fellow Christian brothers & sisters and others so inclined, I would appreciate any prayers you may offer.
God bless!
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@tariq_raouf
If you attempt to falsely imprison me and my family, I will not stop or slow my vehicle and I will happily let my fate be decided by a a jury.
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I've been a criminal defense lawyer for over 20 years and 3 things have amazed me about the general public since 2020:
1) They are just NOW realizing how unjust federal criminal procedure is, how federal courts have been granted jurisdiction that is far
too broad, that US
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Officially 90 lbs down today.
Just 20 more to my goal.
I don’t post personal stuff often but dammit, I wanted to pat myself on the back for this-It’s been a long journey.
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This guy might be someone the
@GOP
should start listening to...
I don’t think there’ll be a 🔴 wave — maybe a trickle.
Except AZ, FL, & NV, it isn’t looking good.
People tell me, “I would give up everything for this country.”
Those same people won’t knock on doors or become Election Day Workers.
Unless voters DO SOMETHING, I see no wave.
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My boomer dad worked at IBM for 30 years. Then they let him go. Then they had to hire him and many of his colleagues back as consultants at stupidly high salaries because none of you millenials had a clue about mainframes. He just quit working from home within the past year.
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@stillgray
@jaushouse
Never was a beating more justified.
When governments refuse to protect lives and property, they fail at their only legitimate purpose.
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@EuropeElects
The opinions of Europeans have not mattered in America since 1776.
Good talk!
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@RevJacquiLewis
Repent, madam.
False prophets who lead souls astray will not be dealt with lightly by the Almighty.
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Timeline cleanse
My youngest grandson, Nathan, barely a couple months old.
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@RepHankJohnson
@TheJusticeDept
Dear Representative Johnson,
I am sitting in the smallest room in my house.
I have your letter before me.
It will soon be behind me.
Yours Truly,
Bill Barr
Still Your Attorney General
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@politicalmath
“I also have pants on” is going to be my stock answer to any question from now on.
Brilliant!
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@RealJamesWoods
The bitter divorcee sitting at a hotel bar with a cigarette hanging from her lips has moved on to social media, I see.
My response would still be the same: "Honey, maybe he dumped you because you suck the joy and life out of every room you enter."
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All this horseshit because Hillary fvcking Clinton was denied the presidency.
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Seeing the left just losing their collective mind over Winsome Sears calling a cosplaying dude "Sir" and you can see how fragile the "trans" ecosystem truly is.
When people refuse to play the game - to go along with the lie - it all falls apart.
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Today is a sad day. We had to say goodbye to Abby. She was 14 years old (close to 100 in human yrs).
She was my wife’s protector & was the epitome of loyalty and faithfulness.
God blessed us with a faithful & loving dog and we will be forever grateful.
😢
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I'd like to take this chance to remind everyone that local elections for sheriff / police commissioner / Chief of Police, and for prosecuting attorney / district attorney REALLY MATTER and most of y'all can never be bothered to even know who is running.
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Defense lawyer here.
The answer to the question of when to talk to the cops is “never.”
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE) says FBI agents showed up at his house out of the blue 2.5 years ago and he let them in for a nice chat. Now he's charged with three felonies for making false statements. Republicans really need remedial instruction on when not to talk to the cops
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Any doctor who says “The unborn are zombies” should not be allowed anywhere near patients.
It’s Dr. Gunter to you. We’re discussing a subject of my expertise. The unborn are zombies. That doesn’t apply here. Use medical terms or at least grown up words. An embryo is an human embryo, it’s not a human.
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When Trump loses the general, I'm gonna call a lot of you people out.
And if you retreat into another "it was rigged" bubble, no one can help you.
The Electoral College folks: learn about it.
The electorate in swing states is different than in deep red states.
Trump is
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This thread is heartbreaking and rage inducing.
There must be an accounting.
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When I was a lawyer in St. Louis, most of my criminal defense clients were young black males who were raised by single mothers.
After I came down to Southwest Missouri, most of my criminal defense clients turned out to be young white males who were raised by single mothers.
Both
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This isn’t just about allegations of cheating in elections.
This is a large portion of the electorate who believe their government has sold them out for decades.......and on that, they are correct.
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@progressivebrat
I just signed a petition to get me a beach house in The Bahamas!
Fingers crossed!
👍🤡👍
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@AudiOfficial
<paramedic responding to bleeding guy in car accident that occurred due to defective car design>
“You’ll be fine; the team that designed your car had several people of color and at least 3 people who were non-binary.”
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I’m a former public defender & this is insane
“Armed robbers who use guns..to stick up stores..will be prosecuted only for petty larceny, a misdemeanor, provided no victims were seriously injured”
Armed robbery=max of 25 yrs
Petty larceny=max of 1 year
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@LannyDavis
Leaving is fine but you don’t get all that.
You get coastal California from San Francisco to Los Angelas.
Then you get northern New Jersey, NYC, Connecticut, RI, and the eastern half of Mass.
That’s it.
We keep the rest.
And there is nothing you can do about it.
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I mix my Lysol with Baileys and Jameson;
I call it an “Irish Janitor”
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Here’s the current Michigan results from the MI Secretary of State.
Don’t listen to news outlets. They are using projections.
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Twitter has permanently banned
@americanhomocon
Bruce.
I contacted him on FB & he says he’s done with this dumpster fire of a site & I don’t blame him.
Great job,
@jack
&
@twitter
, you “progressive” hack wannabe fascists!
Gays who don’t toe the prog line aren’t allowed I guess🤬
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@rezaaslan
Free legal tip: Arson is a felony in all 50 states but do go on, Internet tough guy.
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This is just embarrassing
Hey
@Disney
, my home state will happily accept your 70,000+ jobs if you want to leave Florida.
We’ve got great weather, great people, and it’s always a great day in South Carolina!
SC’s not woke, but we’re not sanctimonious about it either.
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In what “context” is Critical Race Theory NOT racialist marxist BS that is designed to classify all people as either “oppressors” or “oppressed” based solely on their race?
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Friends: I just received word that a friend I have known for 30 years has been diagnosed with lung cancer. His name is Rich and he is a good man, husband, father, & grandfather.
He is on his 1st round of chemo.
To my fellow Christians, I humbly ask for prayers.
Thank you.
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Driving thru Wheelerville, MO and saw a chicken crossing the road.
He didn’t need no reason.
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2020 just took out Eddie Van Halen
Neil Peart and Eddie in the same year.
High school me is in tears.
2020 is just being mean now.
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Guy gets arrested for DWI.
Hires me.
I talk the county prosecutor into not even filing it. I also travel to Jeff City (a 4 hour round trip) and have the license suspension hearing and I win that.
No charges filed.
No license suspension.
Then I get this text from the client tonite
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@intranick
@JimDelRey
Southwest Missouri and Northwest Arkansas aka The Ozarks. It has all you are looking for.
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My wife’s mom, Cynthia, is in hospice and declining quickly.
For those of you so inclined, our family would appreciate your prayers.
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48 Hour Rule Re Trump News:
1) Story appears, cites anon source
2) Wait 48 hrs
3) If no credible source has verified on the record, it's BS
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@JenniferBoysko
Yes.
I refuse to particpate in their delusion/kink/fetish/cosplay, etc.
He's free to do his thing. The rest of us are free not to play along.
And if his "identity" needs continuos outside validation, it's not his identity, it's his fantasy. He needs to grow up.
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@MLB
@MikeGrozier
@SFGiants
In this incredibly divided country and culture, sports and civic rituals like the national anthem were one of the few things uniting us. Forcing people to deal w/politics in every space will not result in positive change.
But if you want to help burn it all down, this will help.
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This is brilliant
Your latest example of Alaska
#winning
Alaska High School Teacher Shoots Moose and Has Students Butcher It to Learn Life Skills:
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