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[Hello, everyone! In case you haven't already seen, unfortunately, BBC Ghosts will end with series five. Thank you to the incredible team behind the series for five years of absolute love and happiness they brought with this series! We can't wait to watch it! 🤍]
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[Hello, everyone! The fifth and final series of
#BBCGhosts
premieres on 6th October! Even though it is hard to say goodbye to these beloved characters, we are very happy to have them back! We hope you're all as excited as we are!]
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Happy
#BBCGhosts
Day! Ghosts' new and first episode from series 4 airs tonight at 08.50 PM on BBC One. Will you be watching? 👀
Note: We will start tweeting it on October 31st!
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Ghosts' second Christmas Special, "He Came", airs tonight at 08.30 PM on BBC One. Will you be watching? 👀
Note: We will be doing its script on Christmas Day! 🎄
#BBCGhosts
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[Hello, everyone! On the 23rd of September,
#BBCGhosts
premieres with its series 4, which means we're also coming back to tweet it for you! I hope you are as excited as we are, because we cannot wait to see what the cast has prepared for us this series!]
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Happy Christmas, and happy
#BBCGhosts
Day! Ghosts' new Christmas special episode,"It's Behind You", airs tonight at 07.25 PM on BBC One. Will you be watching? 👀
Note: We will start tweeting it on December 27th!
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[As Alison's walking toward their room, the walls are filled with portraits of both Fanny and Humphrey. Alison enters a room named "Higham Suite", after Kitty.]
Hi, guys. Merry Christmas!
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[Hello, everyone! Ghosts series four premiere ended on Friday night, October 28th. Therefore, here's a reminder that we're starting the script on 31st of October in the bright hours of 11 am! We hope you are as excited as we are! See you very soon!]
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♪ Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh ♪
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[If you haven't heard the news, BBC Ghosts is returning with another Christmas Special called "He Came!", premiering on the 23rd of December at 08:30 PM on BBC One. We are happy to announce that we shall return to tweet it, as a treat, on Christmas day.]
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Once upon a time, Kitty, Mel B was just a girl, before she became a Spice Girl.
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Happy
#BBCGhosts
Day! Ghosts' new and first episode from series 5 airs tonight at 08.30 PM on BBC One. Will you be watching? 👻
Note: We will start tweeting it on 13th November!
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I'm from Yorkshire, mate! I'm practically made of tea!
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Until we meet again, take care and lots of love and hugs to you all! 🤍
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We seriously can't find enough words to express how much we love, appreciate, and are grateful for the incredible amount of love you show us. Managing this account has brought us so much joy, and we hope it did the same to you. Thank you so much. We love you! ❤️
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[Alison looks at The Ghosts, realising she has found her second family. :) ]
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Question one. One of us in this room has a third nipple.
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Catherine, I assure you that Father Christmas is not re-e-e-e-ally in the habit of appearing before Christmas Eve.
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[IN A BAD NORTHERN ACCENT]: Hello, Pat. Morris here. I'm so sorry I slept with your wife, mate.
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[As always, as soon as we get the release date of Series 4, we will be sure to let you know how and when we plan to start tweeting it. Until then, take care, stay safe and enjoy! We shall miss you all, but we will all see you soon!
Lots of love,
Your Ghosts Script! ❤]
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And, uh, yes, perhaps there is something I'd like to share.
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..unable to think of anything that would merit sharing.
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Happy
#BBCGhosts
Day! Ghosts' last episode from series 5 will air tonight at 8:30 PM on BBC One. Will you be watching? 👻
Note: We will start tweeting it on 13th November!
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It's no fault of the sun if the eye sees not its beauty.
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[The Captain puts his hand on his chest and falls to the ground. Havers runs up to him.]
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But, uh, I imagine, if it were possible, then you'd be straight into the hall of fame with that wonderful smile of yours.
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We all love The Beatles, but which one is Robin's favourite?
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[As the theme song is reaching its end, Captain looks outside the window to see Havers standing right in front of the gates as he faces The Captain and waves at him goodbye before walking out. Captain tearfully smiles.]
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[Pat pretends to give The Captain his badge, and The Captain pretends to take it.]
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[Alison looks at the floor as she realises that she doesn't know The Captain's name.]
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My name is Julian Fawcett, and I've been sober now for 27 years, three months and 11 days.
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Happy Christmas! We hope you're having a wonderful day with your loved ones, and we hope you all got lovely presents!
Ghosts' last Christmas special and episode, "A Christmas Gift", airs tonight at 07.45 PM on BBC One. Make sure you watch it!
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[FLASHBACK TO FUTURE, UNKNOWN TIME.]
[Now, as an elderly couple, Alison and Mike go to Button House, which is now a hotel.]
Merry Christmas, lovely to see you as always. I have your usual room ready and waiting for you.
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Navy? Oh, good Lord, no. No, Alison, he's not to be trusted.
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No, no, look, look! I know Fanny better than any of you.
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[Until then, we hope you take care of yourselves and may every day of this month be filled with love and happiness. See you all soon! Lots of love from
@GhostsScript
! ❤]
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But go up against Fanny unprepared, and she'll eat you alive.
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Oh, I'll keep the questions light. It could be something as easy as, uh, what's The Captain's name?
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I mean, 700 years is a good innings for a public footpath. High time it became something else, like my swimming pool.
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Oh, yeah. There's many that's been sucked off in this house.
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And one day, they come out, and they are their true, fabulous selves.
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[IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT]: No, siree. Not me. No, sir. No, ma'am.
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[The Captain, who has been asleep this whole time, wakes up.]
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Hi, Thomas. The lovely Alison here. Little dress. Peck on the cheek, maybe? I don't know. Do you like the lovely painting I've done of you?
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♪ I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh ♪
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[We greatly appreciate all the wonderful support and messages you gave us as we finished off the episode special last night and series 4 recently. We have a Series 5 confirmed from BBC's Ghosts that also starts shooting this month!]
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[Mike packs their last things in the car. Alison and Mike hug as they take a last good look at Button House. Alison looks at her beloved Ghosts — her second family.]
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[If you didn't know, we're getting yet another Christmas special in December, but we still don't know the exact date for it, so we cannot tell you when is it premiering on BBC One, but we will be sure to tell you when that is and when do we plan on tweeting it.]
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But… I can't pretend to regret them when they brought with them this… magic. This gift that we could have waited a lifetime for. A thousand lifetimes.
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[As always, we cannot thank you enough for the unconditional love and support whenever we were tweeting the entirety of series three, and we really hope you enjoyed every second of it, as we enjoyed scheduling and seeing your reactions.]
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And… I think, if you're honest with yourself… you're glad that we found you.
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[The Captain gets interrupted by another group class that enters the room.]
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She was one of my best friends. I used to play hide-and-seek in the garden with my sister, and I was so good at hiding that often she couldn't find me for a whole day and night! I once got so hungry, I had to eat a bit of my purse. Florence kept me company.
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The handsome one. Erm, the... chap with the arms. Very strong. Probably. What?
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[And with that, we finish series 5! As usual, we'd continue onto the episode special, but, since it's New Year's Eve, we'd like to spend this day with our loved ones. We will be back on January 1st, 2024, with "A Christmas Gift" at 10 AM GMT. See you very soon! ❤️]
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[The Plague pit has been tuned into a spa, and an old man and the Plague Ghosts are enjoying it.]
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(We, honestly, can't thank you enough for all the support, love and appreciation you have shown for the past few months that we've been tweeting the entire Ghosts script. There were mistakes here and there, but in the end, it was worth it.)
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You do know there's a non Muppet version of that story?
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