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@Geitfaust

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@Geitfaust
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9 years
disappointed with the google image results for Litler. I expect all obvious portmanteaus to have many memes. #buttherearenomemes #litler
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
Wrists are all fucked up. Drinking moonshine to help. #whatever
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@LOLGOP
Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P
9 years
Trump is threatening to leave the health care plan of the man who got millions more votes than him in place. Brutal.
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
Broke af on my birthday #takebackyourempties #uppercanadian
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
Pro tip: Fry fish in burger grease for extra flavor. #chefadvice #5starkitchen #nevercleanthecastiron
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
we're puttin' it on wax #testpress #doubleLP #fuckyeah
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
It's -13° and there's no replies to any of my booking emails. The internet tubes must be frozen.
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
@marcelketchup "i was gonna work out after i cleaned my car but i found a beer and half a pack of smokes" - a man in the same boat
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
i don't condone theft but sometimes i have too much mulled wine and
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@Geitfaust
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9 years
"I don't smoke pot anymore but were in the Maritimes so I guess I smoke pot." #maritime #atlanticcanada #mytwitterpasswordwaseasytofigureout
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
It's either 4am or no one gets my jokes. #whocares
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
government wants you to think you need fancy pre-made sourdough starters but it's just shitty flour that starts to go bad #FightThePower
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
Wanna take a leak outside but it's way too early to go unnoticed. #nobackyard #fromthesouth #nature #peeingonnature
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
Just because we're open does not mean I want your business. #shoo
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
few days of spring are gonna be wykyd for the first time in a while and I'm tweeting about it because I'm excited. #lolsd #freezers
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
Ontario should sell booze in convenient stores so I can go buy beers and drink them at work #employeeofthemonth #whoevencares #nofilter
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@Geitfaust
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12 years
BACK ON THE TWATOSPHERE, BITCHES #WHAT #HASHTAG #YOLO #DOLO #WHATSATWITTERANYWAY? #capslock
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@Geitfaust
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13 years
"He's got 30 minutes, he can make sushi rice. You know why? Coz he's freaking Morimoto, that's why" #altonbrown #ironchef
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