Thank the goddess for GoPuff because the presidential debate made me order wine. Okay, only partly joking. The 5 cent sale at BevMo made me order wine, but it proved to be a very nice diversion from the presidential debate.

I can credit Trump with a lack of cognitive dissonance. He sounds just as crazy as he looks.

“I’m talking now,” Trump said to Harris, asking, “Sound familiar?” Was he really defending Pence, who he fully intended to watch die in the Capitol?

We drug test before Olympic events. Shouldn’t we drug test before a presidential debate?

I’m going to suggest that instead of “Trump Conviction Day/s,” we start naming the days for the women. “E. jean Carroll Day” (Jan. 26), and “Stormy Daniels Day) (May 30). Half price cocktails for all. #trumpburn #trump @ejeancarroll @StormyDaniels

Disappointed LISA didn’t win. However, she has the satisfaction of knowing that she truly had the best blouse ever for #Jeopardy!

Generations of young people have gone to libraries to find out things their parents didn’t want them to know. This is a tradition as old as public libraries. #SupportLibraries

I am closer to leaving @ATT right now than I have ever been, and I've been with them since two carriers BEFORE @ATT. The customer service is hideous.

@Jeopardamy @rogueclown @mattearoach OMG! Queer Jeopardy for the win! #Jeopardy #jeopardysecondchance #JeopardyTOC

If Rowan, Mattea, and Amy compete for the Jeopardy finals, I will pee myself. #jeopardy #JeopardyTOC #queerjeopardyforthewin

You know who’s not in the path of Hurricane Ian? The migrants DeSantis shipped out to Martha’s Vineyard.

I am SO fed up with @yahoo mail right now. @ATT runs its email throught @yahoomail and for about a year there has been a MASSIVE uptick in offensive spam. Guess what? Now @yahoomail wants to sell me spam-blocking services for a monthly fee. Nothing fishy about that, right?

So my theory: The Trump kids called their mom for support on Jan. 6 or 7, and asked them to talk their dad down. There was a conversation. And then she was Epsteined before she could talk about that convo.

So... Colin Kaepernick can't kneel for his values with impunity, but a white high school coach can?

Clarence Thomas keeps flapping his jaws and trying to distract the public from thinking about his traitor wife.

DNA testing has become fairly commonplace in the decades since Roe. The science is accurate, inexpensive, and fast. So why is there so little discussion about the role paternity should play in all this?

Squeed like a freakin' fangirl to see @CC_Holloway dancing with @lizzo last night on @nbcsnl!

Squeed like a freakin' fangirl to see Charity Holloway dancing with @lizzo last night on @nbcsnl!

Full contact Oscars. It’s a game-changer! #AcademyAward

I stand with Frank Summerville. If you believe that every missing BIPOC young woman, young man, or child should have equal same consideration, please retweet this now. #franksomerville #ktvu #GabbyPetito