other photos, we were wearing masks, mine was a cat I guess?

This is my favorite photo of me from a long time ago, on Mt. Lemmon. my friend used a film called lomochrome purple iirc hence the ominous sky

even in my limited experience desert nomad life is like suddenly you feel you're Lawrence of America 'cuz things you took for granted be hitting different

'oh, the overpowering feeling just to know, somehow, you are near'

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Does ur therapist even know i exist 😔

somehow never occurred to me to change who I was in exchange for worldly wealth/power

Also on normal difficult it's kinda hard

Mfw I think Ni no Kuni is gonna be a Ghibli little baby film but it's actually a Ghibli film where the kid protagonist's mom dies of a heart attack after trying to save him in the first 10 minutes and he gets psychotically depressed, like dayum

in secret i am a giant scorpion and the world is between my pincers, you fools are just too blind to see it!

I feel like a witcher, sorceresses always be finding me

Legit a minor miracle I managed to never accidentally post nudes on my banned account

Have discovered terrible truth that more and more expensive chocolate tastes better and better

What I'm really interested in is using paintball guns and rubber balls as a way to relatively safely and cheaply punch people into submission from a good range. Not to use even, just as a good BATNA.

@eigenrobot this thought reminds me of you somehow , hope you and the fam have been great yo!

MMA is just kind of ridiculous when you can buy a machete for 12 bucks at Walmart

If I did MMA I would really not want to be concussed so I would simply win all my fights

Okay am I the only idiot that watches championship MMA fights and thinks "yeah but if I just krav maga'd that fucker I could take him." also I wonder about my chances armed with just an x-acto for example

I had such an obnoxious but practical signature, it was just my initials, the letters WIN

inversement, Merc, pants matte black & hoodie all camo, accord re: the backpack full of ammo