Garry Gray
@GarryJGray
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A #NZ born, #QLDER living in #Sydney with the FPM. A love of #Tech , #Travel #Humour #Rugby #WRC #F1 #Leadership & #Sports . #QueeNZlander Views are my own.
Born Aotearoa,Live Eora Nation
Joined July 2012
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I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
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How do we “accidentally” vaccinate anyone? And especially an entire year 12 cohort at an exclusive, private
#sydney
school and not accidentally vaccinate all our front-line workers? Someone had their fingers in the till.
#Sydneylockdown
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I hate when I'm running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.
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@TodayInSportsCo
You nailed it with the Ali picture, but if there was to be another this one would go close… the passion for the game and the love of the outcome on his face says it all!
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I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
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@FoundersPodcast
Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher
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@rugbyworldcup
Two teams will win, two teams will loose. Two teams will advance to the final, and two teams will play off for 3rd!
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@autosport
1⃣
#24HoursofLeMans
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#Bathurst1000
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#Indy500
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#MonacoGP
I am a huge
#F1
fan, and
#Monaco
is an experience, however the racing isn’t as exciting on that street circuit, as it is on other circuits.
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In the two worlds I live in (the one I grew up in, NZ) these are called: potato fritters; and (the one I call home today, Sydney) these are called: potato scallops. What do you call them?
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Full page advertisement in The Press today.
#wearewithyou
#wallabies
#rugbyaustralia
@wallabies
#rugby
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Because we all need a little more
#DireStraits
in our lives…
Don’t you think
@DireStraits77
@direstraitshq
?
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These 10 skills require ZERO talent:
- Being on time
- Work ethic
- Putting in effort
- Being optimistic
- Being passionate
- Being teachable
- Being prepared
- Doing extra
- Being encouraging
- Taking responsibility of ones own life and everything in it.
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@engineers_feed
Printer is not working, there are no lights. Resolved by reconnecting power, “plugging it in”. The cleaners had unplugged the printer to use the power outlet to vacuum. Funnier still, I ended up marrying the “customer”.
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@ErrolWebber
@united
Enjoying my coffee in Sydney, Australia this morning, watching this one unfold. Technology delivering on its promise, now let’s see if an airline can!
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A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
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When Qantas said they were restarting their mystery flights, I didn’t realise it was for my luggage…
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Christmas 1918 vs Christmas 2020. Not that different... it would seem.
#COVID19nsw
#covidnsw
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@OurNewHomecoach
Unless her reference to us, pertains to a perspective developed around the following…
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@NRL
@camsmith9
A pity the
#Roosters
supporters didn’t show the same class. Booing the opposition after you’ve won is poor form and demonstrates a lack of class!
#NRLGF
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Happy Anniversary to the love of my life. 33 Years married…
Our anniversary serves to make me realise how very much you mean to me.
How may dreams we’ve seen come true together, and how important you are in my life…
You’re my best friend, I’ll love you always.
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Just watched “The Batman”. It really explores batman in a very different way. Robert Pattinson does a phenomenal job as the caped crusader, so much so that when you look at batman, you also see Bruce Wayne and his inner torment and darkness lurking within.
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I love shit like this (true or not), they sound plausible…
1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of
thumb.'
2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
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I have a new business idea, keen to discuss its merits!
I’m opening a gym called “Resolutions”. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.
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When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work and two children, I am no longer young!
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Onboard with Juan Manuel Fangio at Monza. Thank you for sharing it
@PaulMcG92
, what a piece of footage, what a ride!
No helmet, no halo, look at how narrow the tires are, that’s driving!
#F1
#fangio
#monza
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Am I the only one who is surprised to see how many tattoos professional footballers (soccer players) have, considering how low their pain threshold is!?
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I just got pulled over by a policeman and he asked me if I had a police record.
Apparently 'Roxanne' was not the answer he wanted to hear.
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The Wallabies are playing France today, guess who I am supporting and no the blue shirt is not the hint!
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My grandfather once said: If you're scared to take the risk and move abroad
Remember this...
You can always buy a return ticket and go back to the life you once had. But if you don't try, you might never live the life you have dreamed of.
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Hello and Good Morning from
#Sydney
#SydneyAustralia
.
Happy 50th to the
#SydneyOperaHouse
- an object of beauty!
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@ThatEricAlper
"Discussing the ethical implications of AI-powered quantum decision-making with my robot therapist”.
#2023v1970
"
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@PaulMcG92
@Formula_Nerds
@UnracedF1
@FormulaOneWorld
@Widsey3
@F1Barstool
@wearetherace
@grandprix247
@DavidDoherty8
@F1
One of these,,,
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If you still get calls from both of these people, you are one of the lucky ones.
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Happy birthday to the love of my life!
Your beauty & grace have only deepened with each passing year. Here's to many more birthdays filled with joy & love. Heres to the amazing journey we've shared, and to the many adventures still ahead. I love you more than words can express.
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@JamesBlunt
Looks like someone booked a private concert for the resident ghosts! But hey, at least the ghosts have great taste in music!
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One of us made it to Paris, and no longer supports the Wallabies as their primary team!
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Mansell & Piquet at Silverstone in 1987
#f1
@nigelmansell
#nelsonpiquet
#silverstone
#britishgp
#murraywalker
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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them!
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The guy at the Car Dealership told me the
SUV would seat 5 people without any problems.
Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know 5 people without any problems.
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A1:
#mauritius
spent a week with my wife relaxing at
@Beachcomber_
#Paradis
playing
#golf
,
#fishing
#swimming
& exploring.
#travchat
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Arrived safely in Boston for
@RedHatSummit
after 25 hours flying time & 30 hours total travel time. Looking forward to learning and sharing with our customers &
@RedHatPartners
#RHSummit
#LifeAtRedHat
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Had a very special “Daddy/Daughter” day today in London with our little girl!! Thanks CVG!
See you in Paris in 98 days for more hugs and fun together (I promise I will bring the FPM then too). In the meantime darling, keep living your dream, having fun, learning and exploring.
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It’s been over 20 years since I last wore one of these to a
#BledisloeCup
match. Don’t ask! However suffice to say, I honour my bets.
It’a good to be back in black!
#ausvnzl
#allblacks
#rugby
#trc2023
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“You stuff, we fix. Palestinian Solutions” Laith & George are Aussie Gold! Love them!!
#HouseRules
@HouseRulesOn7
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34 years down, forever to go! We've laughed, we've cried, we've probably eaten more takeout than we care to admit. But through it all, we've stuck together like glue. Here's to us, my partner in crime, in love, and in all things hilariously imperfect. Love you!
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We made it back from Cognac… in time to enjoy our new home away from home, for the next few days, with a walk in the garden to pick herbs and vegetables with the Chef for dinner, and then a relaxed dinner on the patio watching the sunset over the vines.
Is this the life?
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@MadScientistFF
@dollyslibrary
and the great work is doing to lift literacy levels around the world. On a personal level, how tiny she is in person, and how huge she is in impact. I fortunate enough to meet her here in Australia last time visited.
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Just watched
#TheMauritanian
. Amazing script, powerful story combine with brilliant acting. The true story of
#MohamedouOuldSalahi
’s experiences whilst detained for 14 years without charge at
#Gitmo
starring
#TaharRahim
,
#JodieFoster
,
@shailenewoodley
&
#BenedictCumberbatch
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Ducked into the office to grab my laptop (meetings with the US late tomorrow). I don’t get sick of the view, I must admit!
#travel
#sydney
#australia
#sydneyaustralia
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The FPM and I created a monster... She calls me Dad!
And in a little over 9 hours from now I will see her in London, and be able to give her a huge hug for the first time since she left on her big OE/junket/holiday in early February.
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So fortunate to work for an organisation that enables its associates to give back. Thank you
@RedHat
for the support and opportunity. Thank you
@OzHarvest
for the forum to support your purpose.
#lifeatredhat
@RedHatJobs
@RedHatAPAC
@RedHatPartners
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Reported: No weapon found in the incident in Reno where Secret Service rushed Donald Trump off stage.
#secretservice
#donaldtrump
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Embracing my role as the official arm candy in this relationship. If looking good on someone’s arm was an Olympic sport, surely I’d get a participation medal!?
I love this lady! I know fairy tales come true because I have you!
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@OurNewHomecoach
Relative to your average yank, we would appear so. But I suggest our version of weird is more sane/normal than theirs - turn on the news and watch what’s happening in the US daily - or search on “Epstein”, “Trump” or any other manner of US weirdo on social media.
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It's not easy being my wife's (the FPM’s) arm candy...
But here I am nailing it!
I love this lady!
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It's not easy being my wife's (the FPM’s) arm candy... but here I am nailing it!
I love this lady! I know fairy tales come true because I have you!
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@SkySportsF1
What are the odds on him crashing into his team mate on the first corner?
#F1
#MexicoGP
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In the office today… you don’t get too many office views better than this one, do you? Show us yours?
#myofficeview
#lifeatredhat
@RedHatJobs
#redhat
#redhatpartners
#sydney
#sydneyaustralia
#officeview
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You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone and you get to the year, and you spin that bitch like you're on Wheel of Fortune!
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When I see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, I pretend I need something and say, “excuse me, do you work here?" just to help keep things real.
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We visited the beautiful city of
#Bordeaux
earlier in the week. And this statement is going to get me into trouble with the Parisians, “Bordeaux is more beautiful than Paris”,
#travel
#livingthedream
#tgf2023euro
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Fathers Day lunch at the Eiffel Tower in Madame Brassiere with the FPM, and the Absentee Child!
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@MacHughesGolf
@zanofc
It was always about the money and control for the PGATour, and this merger proves it.
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Just boarded a flight in Sydney heading to Denver. See you on the other side, unless I find some wifi, the other side where the air is thinner and the mountains are taller! 🌏✈️
#FromDownUnderToTheMileHigh
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What a day… exploring some of the Chateau’s in the Medoc region with the amazing Berit, and some of their best!
Rugby, Wine and Golf… does life get any better than this?
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A full flight this morning to Auckland… I am sure I am still asleep, hopefully I am the only thing on this plane on autopilot!
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@PaulMcG92
@F1densozler
@F1History1950
@Formula_Nerds
@Formula_Stats
@FormulaOneWorld
@FormulaRLive
@Formula1_Daily
@UnracedF1
@F1Tornello
And this lap is still the “unofficial” fastest lap on the Mountain - ever.
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You're not just my friend,
You're my love.
You're not just my love, You're my heart.
You're not just my heart, You're my life.
You're not just my life, You're my everything.
Love you so much Babe.
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Just thought I would call it out… for those of you who aspire to be one!
Being a “Trophy Husband” is exhausting.
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@jaredwright17
My daughter who is now 23 had a similar experience when she was about 8, as a
#BledisloeCup
Ball Kid, with
@GeorgeGregan
(then Wallabies Cptn) and
@TimHoran12
(BledisloeCup Ambassador), and still loves the game and those two great ambassadors for the game! For that experience.
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@sunriseon7
@TurnbullMalcolm
No! Consider this, he's spending time with his granddaughter, many others don't. Good on him...
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