Morden Manitoba starter pack

What did we as a society do to deserve Paul Maurice

He really was on the case.

“If I could have one thing more it would be for the Winnipeg Jets to win the next Stanley Cup.” Stanley Cup champion and former Jets bench boss Paul Maurice

Sorry to leave y’all hanging, had to get the toddler ready for bed. I’m thrilled to report that @ahadwingolf is still among the land of the living and in true Canadian form, apologized to the security guard for being tackled.

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At what age do you stop calling your dad for advice anytime a car dealership recommends a service? Asking for a friend

Give the Dodgers ballgirl the absolute MAX. 20 years, 500 million. Fuck it.

Glad my 2nd date was broadcasted to all of Twitter😂❤️

RETWEET

I'll participate in #BellLetsTalk despite the poor internet connection they provide me.

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

Lonely mascots are my new aesthetic

The Blue Jays should just find a big field somewhere and build a baseball diamond. The other teams will come. I’ve seen this work before.

I’m back.

Mark Donnelly taking a spill on the ice during O Canada should be No. 1 on every #JayAndDan Top 10 list ever. 😂😂

Empty streets // Empty seats #minneapolismiracle #ShelterInPlace #minnesotastrong

@ me next time.

Tonight is a hard hat game. We may go past midnight. We may paddle all the way to New Zealand. By far the most boxes I’ve ever had. Only join if you want be part of history. #UNBOXING Live at 8pm on my stoolpresidente insta and barstool YouTube

A request has been made for less f bombs during tonight’s #unboxing Request denied.