A public service announcement: While it may be fun to throw stones, please remember this is the country that is about 2 elections away from a result every bit as horrifying if things do not change quickly enough.

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(In vote share to be clear, this election result is almost exclusively due conservatives splitting).

Hell, I suspect that if you remove the votes in Scotland he will have not done any better than Corbyn did in 2019, never mind 2017.

So, after all the scandals, all the corruption, sleeze and top to bottom incompetence, Labour increased their vote share by…*checks notes*… 1.7% #UKElection2024.

Alas, the Overton Window is so depressingly narrow and nailed shut.

So, having a look through the pamphlets and flyers for my constituency… turns out that one I agree most with is the communist. They actually understand that a Westminster election only tackles certain topics in Scotland. A real pity that I disagree strongly with them on Ukraine.

RT @fitbatweets: Playoff misery for Raith Rovers today.

Morals are expensive and I deeply wish I could afford more of them.

RT @SarahCAndersen:

I was today years old when I realised a Penguin is just a chocolate covered Bourbon.

It is a sad state of affairs when you look at your finances, and given the choice of the political party that is meant to be the mechanism to achieve a core ideological belief or a pretentious coffee a month, you choose the coffee.

You’re not a colony, but you’re totally a colony.

More details? Workman’s Transit outside the St James centre leaking battery acid onto the pavement, tries to clean it up by dumping hot water on it, shenanigans ensue.

In the ‘reasons why I missed the train to work’ stakes, ‘Gassed by a cloud of battery acid’ is the new holder of most ridiculous!.

RT @OOCThickOfIt: - stop worrying, the PM isn’t going to sack you after a week. sacked after 12 months, looks like you’ve fucked up. sacked….

RT @DARTprobe: THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS.