FUCK YOU ASTEROID

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

60 SECONDS BEFORE WE SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING #DARTMission

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD

I’d like to use the next 6 minutes and 10 seconds to list all of the ways that Dimorphos has personally wronged me #DARTMission

HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO DART-OYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE #DARTMISSION

making DART memes in anticipation of today

I’ve got 30 minutes to live which is roughly enough time to watch an episode of Ted Lasso and you know what that ain’t much but it’s good enough #DARTMission

JWST I hope you get some good shots of this sick drop kick I’m about to do

YOU BETTER HIDE BEHIND DIDYMOS CUZ I’M COMING FOR YOU YOU GLORIFIED DIRT CLOD

Me rolling up on Dimorphos rn #DARTMission

I’m about to do to this asteroid what Hurricane Ian did to the Artemis launch schedule

I SEE YOU NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT

I’m about to do to Dimorphos what Florence Pugh did to the marketing campaign for Don’t Worry Darling #DARTMission

I’m about to ruin this asteroid’s whole career