When the grass is cut, the snakes will show.

A lady drive this up to a car meet that was going on, but she was just heading to Michael’s 😂😂. NGL, it’s not bad, and somehow still looks better than a Murano CrossCab.

Happy Birthday to the Mayor of my other home city! @lukeottenhof - have a dignified day of presidential proportions.

For all the Windsor people….

Hey. I heard this old place that used to be cool is opening back up again. I would love to read everyone’s internet opinions and not let it change my life one bit. Happy Tweeting. Thanks @elonmusk

A good way to check your smoke detectors is to burn the crap out of your morning toast. If your kitchen fills with smoke and you hear an audible alarm, they are working fine.

My kids will spend hours setting up their own VR Food Truck including food prep and cleaning but when I ask them to do the simplest chore it’s all flak. Put the headset back on if that’s what it takes. #HouseDad

More is lost by indecision than the wrong decision.

The truckers I’ve met today have been peaceful, kind and patriotic. I’ve not seen anyone dressed up in blackface or other racist costumes. #TruckersNotTrudeau

We have raised over $11500 so far. Every Dollar Counts. https://t.co/UpKd2PJNwV #GoFundMe @CTVWindsor @AM800News

The 28th player in MLB history to hit 500 home runs. Congrats, @MiguelCabrera!

500 HOME RUNS FOR MIGUEL CABRERA!!! HE’S DONE IT. ONE OF THE GREATEST RIGHT HANDED HITTERS OF THIS ERA

Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the sun, but Uranus only takes 84

Its a normal thing now that my daughter is in my home and has to ask her teacher to use the washroom that is also located in my home.

Every insurance company can take a lesson from @SonnetInsurance - They are operating in the now and I appreciate the way they do business.

I have your next vehicle in Lasalle! #carguy

We are proud of our #DKIfamily and everyone that came out to support / donate to #June27Miracle today in #yqg

Hi @fordnation - it’s nice that you want to get a haircut in Windsor, but we would much rather you come help us pick up donations on Saturday for @june27miracle day. I know you have a pick up truck and the hungry need our help.

Attention Windsor/Essex! On June 27 we need your help to pull off a miracle. Please visit https://t.co/eGSsA5lD8X