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What if you were sleep but also mad, huh? What then?
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Not a fan of my evil twin.
who is the shittiest person you share a birthday with? I’ll start— Benjamin Netanyahu🙃.
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There's no love lost between my antithesis and my sworn enemy.
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You need to be showering with your antithesis.
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Going to start stealing @path_of_virtue's lawyer/mugger bits but using antithesis instead so people think I'm smart.
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Isn't he ambassador to the US Virgin Islands? Or one specific one, at least.
Labour peer Lord Peter Mandelson expected to be named as the new UK ambassador to the United States
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Pawreo was right there THIS SITE IS RUINED.
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Guy on Tinder who mostly eats lion cubs "hey, so where are we going tonight? I mostly eat lion cubs so my options are kinda limited 😅".
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RT @path_of_virtue: 🔍 Plants live in misery not my fault.🔍Plants dying living in miser.🔍All my plants dead why.🔍Plants dying or dead. Lying….
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Should I get the entire Monkey Island saga tattoo'd on my back like some ancient epic carved in hieroglyphics or should I just do the proper (Ron Gilbert) games?.
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This one is about depression which you can fix with a positive mindset, going outside, and Liz Kendall showing up to your hospital with an application to work at Tesco Metro. I knew.no-one was coming. and.I. couldn't either.
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i needed. the world. to have my back. instead. it got my ass.
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Can't sleep so decided to write a famous poem for bad people to quote on their Instagrams instead.
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Alternatively, this should solve the England problem
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