I must retire to my quarters to continue with my research. (Teleports to my study) (Teleports completed research notes from the future onto my desk) (Teleports back to you) Greetings,.

You guys catch the game earlier? Electric.

Everybody's dog is a ‘clanker’ except mine 😂.

I'm sweeter than Rocky Road Crumble on a California Cheesecake!.

Gun to my head I could probably eat a Mr Whippy without a Flake

@dieworkwear What do we think lil bro did Zorro have that shit on? Fr I think the whip goes crazy with the drape of the fit here. Should guys be getting Bullwhips and wearing masks and capes?

Zorro is a swashbuckling philandering drunk. He's crawling with STIs and definitely NOT 6ft 😂 But by God can he eat pussy.

— 7 Old guys Rizz Up the Queen —. 7 Old Latino guys successfully rizzed up the Queen of England during a state visit to Panama, earlier today.

Some kids called my dog a ‘clanker’

My beautiful Golden Labrador ‘McSteve’ turns 20 today. Happy birthday McSteve!

Awesome

In many ways, my Bath Time is quite conventional. Candles, scented oil, relaxing music, etc. But the moment I get into that tub, it's War.

This is about how during the events of the Matrix there were multiple ‘Neos’, including username ‘Chinese Bach’ (working with a team of 5 Grey Aliens), and ‘Ant Neo’ (an actual ant with no real name obviously), who the Greys had also been communicating with.

👤 Chinese Bach and 5 others are attempting to break the simulation.

Even a Spider can be a good father.

What's the best lube to jack off with, for a straight guy?.

Would you punch this spider as hard as you could for £10

Just had to order 1000 more of these t-shirts as our network continues to grow. Feels like things are finally starting to take off 🥹 DM if you're interested.

Firewalking is a good walk ruined

What's a good rite of passage to take, for a beginner?.