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Just remember the Vegas Golden Knights current cap hit is north of $95.5 million. That is more than $11 million over the cap. Just create a fucking luxury tax at this point.
The NHL playoff format needs to go back to 1st vs 8th, 2nd vs 7th, 3rd vs 6th and 4th vs 5th. This isn’t a biased take it just rewards teams for being the best in the conference. The current format is ridiculous.
We have Craig Berube in the NHL that won’t even denounce racism against a player. Meanwhile in the NBA we have Steve Kerr calling out Senators and politicians to review gun laws and do something to effect change. The leagues could not be further apart.
I don’t think a big enough deal is being made about Nazi Kadri’s performance last night. Called out by the coach & players on the Blues. Received racial slurs & death threats. Then he goes out next game in St. Louis, stirs it up, puts up 3 goals & an assist in a W. LEGENDARY SHIT
‘Act like you’ve been here before’
Bro I’m 33. The last time the Leafs advanced past the 1st round I was fucking 14. I would say almost half this fan base has never seen this happen.
Respectfully fuck yourself.
Enjoy the moment Leafs nation. On to the next one.
Douche bag comment. Acted like a piss baby. We get he’s had multiple neck surgeries. But this is pre season and bubble guys are trying to make a name for themselves. Clean hit. Maybe sit your captain with multiple neck surgeries in pre season if he is upset about a bump
"That's probably the last time I'll ever play against that guy. Not really much of a player, so I'll leave it at that." -- Mark Stone reacts to the 2nd period hit from Hayden Hodgson
Also went on to say he thinks he scared Brandt Clarke a little bit in the scrum
#VegasBorn
Christ just don’t bother coming to the All-Star Game. Growing up all the stars would attend. Gretz, Mario, Sakic, Yzerman. No one was ‘above’ the All-Star Game. It helps grow the game & is for the fans. The young ones in particular. This shit is fucking embarrassing. Douche bag
2 of the oldest most historic teams in NHL history face off in the playoffs for the first time in 42 years last season. It goes to Game 7 & reignites a rivalry that many young fans haven’t seen.
The NHL: LETS DO BUFFALO AND TORONTO FOR THE 2022 HERITAGE CLASSIC! 😂😭😭
Me: Auston Matthews just scored such a nice goa……
Habs fans online: HOW MANY PLAYOFF SERIES HAS HE WON? HUH??? TELLLL MEE!!! NOOO ONE REMEMBERS ANYTHING ELSE
As they sit there stroking Caufield’s current heater when their team is dead last.
Toronto Maple Leafs: let’s cut our games moving forward to 50%. Let’s also give priority to our season ticket holders. You know the ones that wear fucking suits, eat sushi and drink Sapporo. Forget the ppl that may have this one game a year to go to. Or first fucking game ever
5v5 xG%
Knies-Matthews-Marner: 55.4%
Slafkovsky-Suzuki-Caufield: 60.2%
If the leafs had a 1st line like the Habs, would they be legitimate cup contenders?
We welcomed our 2nd daughter into the world early this morning. Mom and baby are both healthy and doing well which is all I can ask for. Our other beautiful daughter is over the moon to be a big sister. Exciting times ahead!
Lots going around about how Connor Bedard is racist and snubbed indigenous kids. Just make sure you know the whole story before being an asshole. The 17 year old has a superstition where he only lets his equipment trainer touch his gloves before a game. But yes cancel a kid 1st
Acciari gets outmuscled and loses balance. Martin knows he has him in a vulnerable spot. Love the respect shown. Martin is a beauty. Miss that guy. Room guy
Personally I would not be sitting anyone for Bunting. Everyone has played their role and done it well in his absence. In my view he’s lost his spot in the line up. Will they actually sit him? Who knows. But against Tampa I think he’s a liability.
Leafs beat the Lightning in Game 1- hockey universe: Well Vasilevski’s record after a loss (insert chart). Look out this team will be back.
Rangers beat the Lightning in Game 1- hockey: Now THAT is a successful rebuild. What a team the Rangers are. Such poise. Determination.
If you think the Leafs scoring 3 in the third and losing is meaningless. You are sadly mistaken. They are making Vasi look human. Carry this over to next game and hammer them at home.
Engvall scores in 3 straight games and ppl are acting like this is the deal that will haunt the Leafs. Are we fucking serious? The dude was given a chance & couldn’t even deliver a timely body check in the playoffs. Drop the narrative. Acciari all day over Engvall. Is this real?
Habs fans on the Ebug situation, & the kid from ON getting to live his dream for 1 minute and 10 seconds: ‘well what if it was the other way around??!?’
😂🤣😅 we literally lost to our own zamboni driver, & it’s one of the main chirps every fan base uses. You can’t be for real
Please. For the love of hockey. If you are going to SBA tonight. Do not sit down. Be loud as fuck. Let this team know what this City, Province & Country will be like. Retweet, get this out there. And if I see you on your phone looking up a recipe when Matty scores I swear to fuck
I still find it fucking hilarious that the Leafs won a 10-7 game. Exciting as fuck. Our first line looked like they were at an All Star Game. And still all you hear is about John Tavares going pointless. This fucking fan base 😂🤣😭😭
I do not think I have ever seen a league in any professional sport make a bigger effort than the NHL has to keep the Coyotes in Arizona. Franchises relocate. It sucks, but it happens. What the actual fuck going on here????
If you hear about Rodion Amirov’s health and your first thought is about the impact on the Leafs organization or saying we are cursed; you need to give your head a fucking shake
Let me make this clear. I have no horse in this race. But Carey Price posts his opinion about hunting guns & now he is a piece of shit? We all just forget all the good things he has done for countless kids, charities & indigenous groups? My fuck.
I couldn’t imagine pulling off a bitch celly, turtling like your life depended on it and then getting up and smiling and trying to play it cool. What a fucking loser Duszak is
I will say this again. Alex Kerfoot is highly underrated on this team. He doesn’t take shifts off, is versatile, is a great pk player and puts up steady points. Glad we don’t listen to the mass.
Seeing a lot of hockey reporters filling their diapers over this. Honestly watch another sport. I don’t think there is a person in the stands sitting. But hey ‘we hate this stuff’
The record Sidney Crosby is approaching is very impressive.
With 4 more points he ties Wayne Gretzky for the most seasons ever averaging a point per game (19). It’s a consecutive record as well.
Crosby already has the most seasons ever OVER a PPG.
Consistency and Longevity 💪
Leafs Twitter: Well fuck me, Blackwell. Another Dubas player. Small, Harvard (not a clue who he is). Domi is where we should have been!
Hate to break it to you but Blackwell has 49 hits to Domi’s 15, plays well in his own end and can plug in on the 4th line no issue.
I legitimately can’t believe how many grown fucking adults are pissy about the Leafs ‘running up the score’. ItS cLaSsLeSs!!!!
Listen this isn’t Tyke. Your child isn’t going to cry on the way home. You can still get Timbits. It’s the fucking NHL 😂😂😂😂
I am going to say this again so those that missed it can catch up.
The. Leafs. Do. Not. Need. Max. Domi. The dude has a total of 15 hits this season. He had a total of 15 hits last season. He’s not gritty, STOPP
I’m telling you this Auston Matthews suspension could be the best thing to happen to this team. Sometimes teams need to learn to play WITHOUT their best player who constantly snipes them out of trouble.
That cross check on Matthews is a perfect example why the Leafs need a dude like Corey Perry. That greasy rat would have cross checked the dudes teeth out. And I would be totally ok with it. Pack mentality is getting there but needs the extra gear. Bring in the rat.
The amount of ppl taking this seriously is alarming. Pasta is buddies with Nylander & Matthews. Lighten up. You want these guys to have personality & in the same breath get offended by this 😂😂
Jack Campbell has played LIGHTS OUT hockey for a ridiculously long stretch and saved our asses. He’s entitled to shit the bed for a little bit here. Simmer downnn
This was a dangerous hit. Way dirtier than the Trouba hit and I will argue that all day. This should be 5 and a game. Garbage hit. This is what needs to be removed from the game.
My company informed me I made the Presidents Club today. Vacation paid for at a 5 Star Maya Riviera resort for me and the wife? Hell yes. We haven’t been on a vacation in who knows how long. Also never got to have our honeymoon as we were married during the pandemic. Excited
I laugh that literally the entire City chased Kadri out of town. He was the scapegoat for the fan base. Fast forward & Kadri is 1 win away from the Cup. Same fans bitching that they never wanted him traded. Worst trade in Leafs history. Classic. Jesus. Just be happy for the guy.
With Knies waiting in the weeds. Even if he isn’t suspended. I wouldn’t have Bunting back in the line up. End of the day he is more of a liability out there than anything else.
So far every former player I’ve seen on here is calling what Ridley Greig did bush league and understand what Rielly did. Interesting. Play dumb games, get dumb prizes I guess.
Is Auston Matthews incredible? Yes. Should Leaf fans be excited that he’s ours? Yes. Is he the best goal scorer in the NHL? Yes. Is he the greatest goal scorer in Leafs history? Yes.
All these things can be true without throwing shade at the Great One or other legends. Enough.
The thing is I see teams like Tampa and the Bruins stand up for their guys after hits all the time. Seldom do I see them with an instigator penalty. We just got two back to back after two questionable high hits. What a fucking joke.
That was some old school shit my Morgan Rielly. If you pulled that in the 90’s or 2000’s you were getting a pile driver. It was excessive but I honestly wish this team had the same heart as that dude. At least he fucking cares. Also Grieg is a power puff. He knew that was coming
This fan base is unstable. Leafs have been playing some amazing hockey. Lose twice to the Bruins and we need to blow it all up again. I seriously need to clean up my follows on here.