FugueKate🏳️🌈
@FugueKate
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Kate Jones. Nerd. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇻🇳she/her. #BlackLivesMatter
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Joined February 2009
Straight women in lesbian bars think everyone wants them when we’re really just staring because we can’t figure out whose ex you are.
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there's lesbian sex that lasted longer than the tik tok ban
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Excited to see what Taylor Swift does with her perimenopausal Era!
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If anyone passes a bookstore, can you please check if I’m in the new @GWR Guinness Book of World Records in the US edition? I’m not in the Swiss one. 😔
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When you're an American dog but you've got a German girlfriend, you repurpose your costume at the German/Spain bronze medal match & pull off a clever pivot. Well played, Olympic Ween. Well played. Back to dog tomorrow. 🇺🇸🌭⚽️ #LFG
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I'm really disappointed that the Olympic broadcast of the soccer match showed someone wearing a hot dog costume, the announcer said "Germany is fearing the worst" and literally nobody even acknowledge that pun. That was next level announcing. #Olympics
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It’s me, hi. I’m the hot dog, it’s me.
she did not just say this on national tv during the olympics. when the funniest thing to happen isn’t the woman in the hotdog costume, you know you’ve really done it. i love today #uswnt #GermanyvsUnitedStates #olympics
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It just occurred to me that if there’s never been a song named after you, you can just have a kid and call her Stacy.
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I'm running for Cuyahoga County prosecutor because we need big ideas to make our criminal justice system work for everyone. Join me as we build a movement that will create Justice, For All. https://t.co/diy4BHAMrf
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It’s me! And @bluemilker and @AstronautOne !
Three months ago, we met Kate Jones, the woman who set the world record for the fastest trip through the city’s subway system. Now she’s back, and she’s broken yet another record in NYC. @patkiernan and @JamieStelter discuss. #MorningsOn1
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No big deal but me, @bluemilker, and @AstronautOne just broke the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to travel to every @NYCferry stop! 7h47m9s (With our witness @soupkills )
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If you are looking for other people who are going to be in Mallorca Majorca after the Ella festival got canceled, let me know!
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Pretty sure @LilNasX pointed at me last night in Montreux, as the only person standing up and dancing in the balcony. (The Swiss way of enjoying a concert is to sit quietly with your folded folded. I am so sorry.)
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If you’re sad about the missing titanic pod, wait until I tell you about the refugee crisis.
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As a trans south asian actor I've encountered massive obstacles getting cast in UK theatre but @DegenerateFoxUK were 1 of the 1st folks to cast me. 4 years later, still doing the show including THIS weekend & for Pride-there's one after #LondonTransPride
https://t.co/q93TEBZBQU
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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