Madeline Maye
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she/her/🏳️⚧️/bi/ace-ish - I make video essays - OnlyFans! (@ friendliercatwife) - video editor - profile by @SaiScribbles - Linda!
Joined October 2021
NEW SHORT VIDEO ESSAY LIKE WTF?????. Probably the fastest turnaround I've ever done. Anyway this is a follow up to my big Helluva Boss essay from over a year ago. Please share this around! I love you!!!.
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“Okay I support you bring trans, but don’t start taking hormones!”. “Mother, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I started hormones six months ago.”.
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“We will never support anyone who’s anti-LGBTQ+…unless their:. -Chicken is really good.-Magic book looks fun.-Show was funny 20 years ago. But barring those our support is unwavering!”.
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I knew a trans woman who made zero effort to pass other than a she/her pin on her shirt. No HRT, nothing feminine. Fucking legend 🏳️⚧️.
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My mom just found my OF. You might wanna bookmark this thread 😑
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People used to say I was such a handsome man. My mom even told me that hormones would mess up my gorgeous face and body. I mean I don’t know I think it all worked out ❤️
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What’s cool about this is that even if you think all three of these things are the greatest thing ever, you still should not support them. Hating how Chik-Fil-A tastes is not a flex. It just tells me you would eat there if it tasted better 😢.
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You gotta wonder how much the old shock rockers thought about their presentation beyond just “this’ll piss off my parents.” More and more this generation is showing how they were never about breaking down barriers, especially between the genders. It was always about reactions 😢.
Alice Cooper: Rock'n'roll stars should be anti-political!. Also Alice Cooper: woke ideology is turning the kids trans!
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Oh wow this blew up while I was asleep 😅. Still doing $1 song commissions to get through this month. See below for more details ❤️.
So I have no job, and life is expensive, so for the month of October, if you send me one dollar, I will write you a custom song, on guitar, recorded into my phone (lofi baby!) and send it to you to do whatever you want with it. This is not a bit I will actually do this.
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@judgementshae I’ve met trans people like that too and it breaks my heart. We are so beautiful. So incredible. It’s monstrous how this world takes that from us 😢.
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Probably shouldn’t tell her I just scheduled my next pornographic photo shoot day huh? 😅.
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So my mom’s classic strategy is to put me in an apprehensive mood so that she can hit me with maximum force. This includes trying to stress me out so I won’t sleep. My last response is me being coy because I AM SICK OF HER SHIT!!!
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Is this a dramatic change? Cause it feels like a dramatic change 😅
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If my mom subscribes to my account to see what kind of content I’m making I will laugh and happily take those five dollars 😂😂😂.
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Oh my god! Not only does this thread never end, but it turns out it’s just AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR HIS SELF HELP BOOK! Incredible 😂.
Rey. Galadriel. Captain Marvel. Bo Peep. Why are modern female heroes so unlikeable?. And what does that mean for us professional writers?. It all starts with Mary Sue.
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We don’t talk enough about how Dave Chappelle said “Are trans people from Transylvania?” in his special. An adult person said that. And you’re calling him king 🤔.
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A bi trans woman friend of mine said a lesbian trans woman she went on a date with got really mean and rude with them when they found out she was bi. Friends, do not be like this person 😑.
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FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!.
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Get a nazi to say they hate nazis challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE
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It’s more morally correct to watch a Twilight show than a Harry Potter show and if you told me that ten years ago I would have thought you’d lost your mind.
A series version of author Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling book series 'The Twilight Saga' is in early development via Lionsgate Television
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Let’s all please be happy for them and not be weird about this ❤️.
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I sucked girl dick last night can I get a w in the chat?.
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Breaking: it’s illegal to be trans in public in Tennessee. What the fuck.
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This scene is from An Extremely Goofy Movie. Do better.
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Girls who looked like this in middle school are devout christians now. Boys who made fun of girls like this in middle school are these girls now ❤️.
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Today marks 4 years since starting HRT. This whole trip has been surreal. And wonderful. If that boy only knew where life was going to take him ❤️🏳️⚧️
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Madeline in Years. 5: I’m a quiet boy.10: I’m a sad boy.12: I’m a nerdy boy.14: I’m an artsy boy.16: I’m a party guy!.18: I’m a comedy guy!.21: I’m a filmmaker!.22: idk who I am.25: I am scum.28: I’m a soft boy.29: I’m a songwriter.30: FUCK!.33: Hello I’m Madeline (she/her) 🏳️⚧️.
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James Somerton is gonna be a right wing commentator in a year. Most likely sooner.
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There are a disturbing number of people in this world who think Freddie Mercury was white and straight.
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You all killed another one of us. You should be ashamed. We will not forgive this. We never forgave it. We promise that all of you will spill more blood than we ever have 🏳️⚧️.
Final Message. Read:
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I’m not a trans elder (trans tween maybe?) but I have to tell you, all you awkward girls just starting out your journey, it does get easier. This shit does start to make sense. You find what works for you and it feels incredible ❤️.
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You all are NOT going to believe who’s at my trivia game tonight ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Harry: Hey who’s the new girl?. Hermione: Oh that’s Manfried Cockatoo. She’s a trans woman!. Harry: Wow! It’s so great how progressive Hogwarts is!. Hermione: It sure is Harry!. *we never see this character again*.
Your Hogwarts letter is here. Max has ordered the first ever #HarryPotter scripted television series, a faithful adaptation of the iconic books. #StreamOnMax
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@QuartsClock Oh yeah I said whatever my doctor wanted to hear to get that HRT. And now I absolutely need it to live. So I guess it worked out? 😅.
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Everyone saying Song of the South is a bad movie have obviously never seen it. There’s a scene where a child gets just completely owned by a bull. It’s so cool. That boy eats shit. Fuck him. And in the next scene he has like a fever? From bull trampling?! Incredible.
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Let’s dispel some myths right now: . Here’s me, 30 years old, trying on a dress and make up for the first time. Here’s me, 33 years old, today, after almost 3 years of HRT and FFS. It’s never too late to transition ❤️🏳️⚧️
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Thank you for the support everyone! I know my mom sucks but it’s nice to have confirmation from other people ❤️. We’ll see if this gets resolved tomorrow.
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CRYING.
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So I have no job, and life is expensive, so for the month of October, if you send me one dollar, I will write you a custom song, on guitar, recorded into my phone (lofi baby!) and send it to you to do whatever you want with it. This is not a bit I will actually do this.
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Shout out to the gender swap episode! When you needed your egg cracked but your school and parents failed you❤️
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People are going to say that @jk_rowling is not denying the Holocaust. She’s just denying that trans people were a specific target SEPARATE from queer people. Obviously she believes in the Holocaust you dummy!. Please don’t fall for this. Denying victims is also Holocaust Denial.
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I love how every James Somerton video is like “Why aren’t there more gay male single skeezy plagiarists in media?!”.
In which James Somerton argues that the gay couple in Marvel's Young Avengers are problematic because gay characters aren't allowed to be single, pressuring LGBTQ readers into believing "the only way to properly be queer is to be mated with a fellow queer"
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I think the our need to be technically correct keeps us from recognizing the more important ideology behind a bad take. If someone says “dwarves can’t be black,” don’t hit them with science and lore. They are not being inaccurate. They are being racist.
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Is that what we’re calling transphobia now? 😑.
🩸TODAY'S STREAM🩸.I hate this franchise but I hate people on Twitter more 0:
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So my mom called. She said I was being incredibly unprofessional AND I was demeaning other women by doing pornography. She said she thought I was smarter than that and I was literally “killing her.”. She also said I looked stupid in this picture. That I looked like Dr. Evil 😂😂
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Oh dang this doing numbers. I do $1 Song Commissions. Message me for details. I’m really talented ask my friends who agree with me!!!.
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These people would be tricked by a cat wearing a shirt that says “dog.”.
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First time I wore a dress and makeup versus the last time I wore a dress and makeup. Rome wasn’t built in a day 🏳️⚧️. #NationalComingOutDay
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I’m gonna show you how easy it is to do what Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro do. Post some question or argument below and I will respond to it like an alt-right grifter.
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This article doesn’t mention Rowling’s war against trans people. Any article on Harry Potter that doesn’t include this information is horrible journalism. No I’m not overreacting. If anything you need to react A WHOLE LOT MORE!.
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Here’s the dirty secret about public bathroom laws: when a cis man walks into a woman’s restroom, nobody cares. Sure, they might get some looks, but the vast majority of people mind their own business. These laws have nothing to do with safety. They just hate trans people.
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Evolution of “This is the hottest picture I will ever take”
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Okay fine yes I am also on OnlyFans. Obviously. Perverts, all of you!.
Welp. I did it. I made an OnlyFans. Whether I stick with it is up to you. I think it could be fun to post pornographic pictures. But if no one bothers I have other avenues to enjoy myself. So after ONE WEEK I’ll decide if you get more of me 💋.
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Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash. “They will just tell us, ‘If you do that, fans are going to retaliate’ … If it’s early enough & the movie isn’t finished yet, we can make those kinds
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Here's what Chris and I made so many years ago for the upcoming Shrek 2 Retold. I love how it came out so I'm really excited to finally share it with you!
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Warner Brothers has Speedy Gonzalez, so why doesn’t Disney have a famous rabbit?.
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I’m not being callous. I have no emotional connection to them. Which sucks. I hate that. But this is what they built. I feel more comfortable when I don’t have to interact with them. When I can support myself by myself, they will be gone. And that terrifies them.
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Not caring isn’t cool. Cynicism and nihilism aren’t cool. Making fun of people for being happy isn’t cool. If I’m wrong and these things are cool, then being cool low key sucks. If being cool means telling your 50k followers that dying is awesome, it ain’t for me 🤷♀️.
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It’s never “Hollywood is out of new ideas.” It’s “Hollywood will not allow new ideas.”.
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@ASTEROIDNlGHTS @StopTweetingMia We all just look like we’re about to die until we’re finally happy 😂
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I told her all my other friends love and support this and she said “they weren’t paying your bills” and that since she was she was going to tell me the truth (uh what?) and that she obviously had more morals than my friends.
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I love how autogynephilia was disproven years ago but we still get trans girls on here who are like “yeah but no I have it I’m the only one.” 😑.
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“If people learn about being trans they will become trans!”. Wow being cis sounds weak as fuck 😂.
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HOLY SHIT! I got approved for bottom surgery. I’m at the “doctor consultation” phase now. So much more work to do but it’s happening. Oh my god I’m crying 😭😭😭.
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Please stop apologizing for misgendering me. Just say a quick thanks and move on. Do not make a huge speech. And especially don’t make a big stink about how much better you’re getting at it. That last one especially drives me up the wall 🤬🤬🤬.
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In conclusion, my mom is sexist. She hates women, something I’ve known for years, and she’s angry that I’m not doing something she wants. “Why don’t you use your brain to me money?!” She said. I did. And I decided I love the feeling of being myself on camera. I’m not stopping ❤️.
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Every. Time.
A former school librarian accused of vandalizing libraries by spray-painting the “groomer” anti-LGBTQ+ slur is now facing charges of possessing child pornography as well.
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“My child never showed any sign of being trans!”. Sure. Some do and some don’t. Some don’t feel anything until years later. Some catch on real quick that if they don’t act like their assigned gender at birth they’ll be in a heap of trouble. And some do but you weren’t looking.
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This lives rent free in my head
BEST line delivery in history.
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First time wearing makeup post FFS. You have to be nice to mean if you’re mean it’s illegal!!!
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This is normally where’d I’d put a “support me on PayPal or Patreon” or whatever, and you can do that if you want, but I don’t think anything will change. My mom knows that if she didn’t give me money I would never talk to them because that’s the entire basis of our relationship.
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Okay can we talk about HOW GOOD I look in this dress?!?!?!
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