"In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense
Judas, kiss me if offenced or wear ear condom next time."
There are only like 3 or 2 good looking men on UoT so I don't know where the rest of you get the audacity to comment on people's looks yet you're below basic.
My roommate was supposed to interview this prominent businessman for her uni paper but she fell sick & sent me instead. Next thing I know he's taking me for helicopter dates & showing me his BDSM chamber. A few years down the road & we're married with 1 child.
I know damn well it's not a nigga that has a face that God forgot to complete giving his 2 un wanted cents.
I can eat food but can you change that ugly face ? I don't think so.
Guess July came with blessings.
Finally got my own place. Back to living alone. That's the only reason why I'm coming back to K'la. Won't have any furniture besides my bed but it'll do for the begining 😂
Y'all are still doing that immature shit of posting DMs for the public ? Unless that message is threatening your life or somebody else's, there's no need for that. Being vibed is a normal thing. Happens all the time. You're not special. "Gundi is vibing me" shut up !
Okay let me make this easy for y'all. I'm at Javas, Cargen House right now & will be at Kush later. Come beat me or whatever shit you want to do. I'm in blue jeans, a black hoodie & black boots eating chocolate fudge. Let's get this over with already 🙄
People don't understand that when you have a chronic illness, things can change any time. So when I make plans with you & I cancel, I'm not avoiding you. Yes, I was fine an hour ago but guess what ? Now I'm fighting for my life. We don't know when it's coming, it just happens.
Yo ! Haven't I become a useful citizen in my neighborhood ate. The chairman & some guys just came to our home asking for me to help them coz someone is experiencing mania. Anti people saw me wearing the Mental Health Run t shirt some days back. All has been handled. Glad I helped
The problem with you is you tweet fwaa for clout so you can be praised. 1st of all, I've worked on gov't circumcision campaigns for over 5 years & we do patient reviews. 2nd, the experience & effects aren't the same for everyone. 3rd, you're not all knowing & not always right.
No one is going to believe you had multiple men before they got circumcised and after they got circumcised, what are the odds of that happening?
Unless you were the one cutting them off at night nga they're sleeping.
And another go big?
That was an infection, naye olimba!
😂
A reminder that I offer legal services, selling & buying land services, ghost writing, findom services & whatever gig is available at that moment. I'm dead broke so y'all hook me up with some jobs... or money 😁
Pastor Patience Museveni Rwabogo: "I started hearing from God when I still young....I think around 11 years..... that was the first time I heard from God. I heard a distinctive voice that is not my voice or anybody's voice. It was not an audible voice, but a voice that is very
Have you guys heard about that story of a certain Chinese investor who has been paying to defile girls ? The girls are all below 18 & under privileged. We need to give more harsh punishments for foreigners who come here & commit such crimes.
One of the reasons I stay away from dating is coz of my health. I don't want to put someone through the worries & stress of it. My partner having to know that anytime I could be sick or even die just doesn't sit well with me. I'd rather suffer alone with it.
See how far homophobia goes in this country.Queer Ugandans aren't safe in their own country all because the gov't & some pple keep pushing the agenda of death for Queer people & their allies. I hope you're safe & getting medical treatment,Steven. These inhumane acts need to stop.
Next Sunday, please only show the Etania & Mami Deb scenes only. Let's not waste time on other scenes. We need to listen to these women's stories.
I hope Etania & Mami Deb know we're here for them in case they ever need a trusting & comforting person to lean on.
#KampalaCreme
Laika & Zahara Toto should know shading Etania for the time she was sex trafficked doesn't give what they think it does. It just shows how stupid & insensitive they are.
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Seriously tho why would you still be friends with an abuser even with all evidence provided ? And your friend's abuser at that ! Where's your integrity ? This should be a red flag for all your friends, clients, employers & business partners. You can't trust someone like that.
Dear miss with the bad synthetic wigs & fringe, stop running your mouth & body to the men in my life & talking shit about me then come here & act all bestie. I know rejection hurts but girl, do better. They don't want to sleep with you. Let it go.
Some people & groups are organising demonstrations against homosexuality. Really guys ? Aren't there more important issues to focus on like let's say pedophilia, child marriages, poor health care facilities etc ? We don't see you stand up for those ?
Annual reminder !
If you're homophobic, anti feminism, pedophile &/or rape apologist, please un follow me.
I don't want to be associated with you in any way & I won't go back & forth with you on those topics.
Do you people know the punishment for torture or aggravated torture in Uganda (politics aside) ? That Kafta babe even got less time. She should be thankful. Don't bring your emotions into Law bambi.
You banged a 55 year old, OMG bla bla bla .... ate namwe don't be stupid. I know damn well not a girl who was getting banged for food & small small money trying to say the most about it. You people come shouting on here as if we don't know shit about you.
I just remembered this time when a client was telling my boss over the phome mbu he gave the documents to the little girl who was at the reception. I was there asking myself which child was in office kumbe he meant me 🤦🏾♀️
Zahara Toto needs to know she aint shit. Etania is far better than her in everything. Zahara has no talent or anything. Just kuwuta kyizigo & fake accents😂 She wishes she was Etania.
#KampalaCreme
Do not touch me.
Do not try to kiss me.
Do not make the whole conversation about sex.
Do not suggest to have sex with you or go back to your place with you.
Do stand up to recognise my presence when I arrive.
Do accompany me to my car or boda when I'm leaving.
Everyone needs to see me today 🥰
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I like Etania & I understand most of the women she has met in her life have done her dirty but she needs to release the "men are better than women" thing. I hope she can meet some good women who can show her that's not always the case.
#KampalaCreme
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I stopped wasting my time with K'la lesbians coz in person they're such a turn off. Can't say shit with their chest or look you in the eyes. They be waiting for you to do all the work even the ones who're masc. Y'all just want free head. 🚮
Dear Queer people, when straight people say no to your advances please let them be. Don't try to persuade them or use force. Let's not be like those people who don't take no for an answer. We're better than that.
Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not like flowers or some tropical scent. Simple clean water wash is enough. That stuff y'all keep washing it with to give it a different scent will mess it up. Also, consult with your gyno before using those products.
JUSTICE FOR JOSEPHINE
She was murdered at school for organ harvesting & they made it look like a suicide. Donate here to help the family get justice for their daughter.
DO NOT CLAIM HUMAN RIGHTS ONLY WHEN IT SUITS YOU & YOUR BELIEFS.
You can't be crying human rights during police brutality then turn around to support the Anti - Homosexuality bill.
"In the most Biblical sense
I'm beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas, kiss me if offenced
Or wear an ear condom next time"
There's nothing that exhausts me like having to write a cover letter for a job application 😩People, a resumè is enough. Explains everything. Besides, you already know why I need the job but you still want me to beg.
Lol this Laika girl is indeed backward & local. All these myths she has about white men & thinking that meeting a white man has to be in some shady way. Showing the public her small brain 🙄🚮
#KampalaCreme
I also want to receive those calls or texts when somebody is drunk/high & they tell me some crazy funny stuff or how they feel about me.
Anyway, ebyensi n'omushenyi🥲
Etania was forced into prostitution. Zahara chooses prostitution so it's not the same thing.
She thought she could use Etania's past against her, lol.
#KampalaCreme
If I ever get married & my husband's family is one of those that expect the daughter-in-law to show off her chef skills on such days, bambi I'll be that daughter-in-law who's always sick or called in for work last minute on such days.
In this PTA meeting, they've told us that they won't allow gay parents in school starting today.
So how are they going to identify the gay parents ? 🤔😂
The person who's supposed to attend the sister's PTA meeting that started at 8:30 am is still in her bedroom lighting one up.
Anyway, I can now use that line of "it's prescription" 😅
Gotta take your meds first, children.
That deleted tweet that was saying depression & suicide are a result of lack of ambition really hurt me coz I can't believe with all the information out there, people still choose to be ignorant about mental health.
People misuse conditions like OCD just to seem cool or whatever. No, you're not OCD. You're just an organised adult human, as you should be. OCD is a real disorder with more symptoms than just "the need to be organised". It's hard out here for real OCD patients so stop it.
Listen, there's pretty girl I saw at Kush like a month ago & have been thinking about her every time I'm out. See how IG brings her page in my feed. The fckn exact girl !
I'd like to thank the gods, the earth, tech & whatever else has made this happen🤗
I sympathise with the situation but black people outside Africa need to stop shitting on us Africans. WTF was that comment ? Is that how all African kids look to you ? What did we ever do to you African Americans for you to keep disrespecting us all the time unprovocked ?
I get periods where I'm not interested in sex or anything sexual at all & most people I tell it to think such a thing is impossible.
Does anyone else experience such phases ? Like it could be over 4 months & anything sexual just disguists me. I don't even want to flirt.