Yorkshire's Greatest Living Batsman & t'finest bowler that ever drew breath, I say what I like and I like what I say. I'm right, you're wrong. Apanthropist..
Dear Sanjay.
I've had Vaughny on and he's very upset that you've blocked him. If you unblock him he has promised to say nothing but nice things about you and India.
P.S. He also asked me to point out that he has a better Test battling average than you.
@sanjaymanjrekar
Donald Trump, Jim Furyk, Tiger Woods, Captain America, Joe Pesci, Bill Cosby, All the dickheads that shout "Get In The Hole", Bob Bubka, Happy Gilmore... YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
Let's hope that Jamie Oliver restaurants going bust serves a valuable lesson to all southern based food outlets.
Selling overpriced shite doesn't work in the long run.
Sanjay Manjrekar, MS Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar, Virat Kohli, Engelbert Humperdinck, Ravi Shanka, Spike Milligan, Mowgli, Mother Teresa, Bhimrao Ramji Ambedkar, George Orwell, Cliff Richard, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi... can you hear me?
Your boys took one hell of a beating.
People arguing that the Bairstow run out was against the Spirit of Cricket (I don't believe it was) should take note of an actual line in the Preamble to the Laws, which articulates the Spirit, that reads:
'Accept the umpire’s decision.'
You can't have it both ways..
Just a reminder to all the lovely folk out there that are trying to piss on England's chips.
England won by the published laws and regulations of the tournament.
That is how the ICC established the winner of their tournament.
It's not rocket surgery.
England all out in 95 minutes.
I'd just be getting my eye in after 95 minutes. I'd be on 2 not out looking forward to two days batting. These kids today don't know how to concentrate.
No concept of digging in whatsoever.
I blame computer games for it.
Sanjay Manjrekar, MS Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar, Virat Kohli, Engelbert Humperdinck, Ravi Shanka, Spike Milligan, Mowgli, Mother Teresa, Bhimrao Ramji Ambedkar, George Orwell, Cliff Richard, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi... can you hear me?
Your boys took one hell of a beating.
Another nail in the coffin of County Cricket.
It is no longer a requirement to play Championship cricket to be considered for England Test Matches.
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD.
All these empty seats at a World Cup Final is an absolute disgrace. Somebody needs to answer for this. Atmospere very flat. Edgbaston would have been a better venue.
#ICCfail
Jos Buttler.
Played 4 just first class matches last season average 17.
Played no red ball cricket this season.
Picked in England Test squad.
Picked on T20 slogging ability only.
I can see why players are turning their backs on the County Championship.
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD...
Extra hour in the nets for me today. Five hours instead of four. I managed to get an extra 32 leaves in. Proper training.
Use your extra hour wisely today.
Sanjay Manjrekar, MS Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar, Virat Kohli, Engelbert Humperdinck, Ravi Shanka, Rogan Josh, Spike Milligan, Mowgli, Mother Teresa, Bhimrao Ramji Ambedkar, George Orwell, Cliff Richard, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi... can you hear me?
Your boys took one hell of a beating.
How lucky was that!
The extra 22 balls they played in the dark took us to 32.4 overs for the day.
ECB have to give refunds if less than 30 overs bowled in a day.
Never mind the wickets we lost, think of the money we saved.
Today's Dig In Trophy goes to a non-cricketer for the first time.
The special award goes to Boris Johnson.
A more stubborn obstinate twat I have yet to come across.
England are well set for a draw in this test..
All they need to do is: ...
If ball not on wicket.... LEAVE
If ball on wicket.... BLOCK
#DigIn
and
#StayIn